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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
A thread for zoomers to zoom zoom zoomy. All 5 of us. Or just come in and pretend to act like zoomers for kicks. I promise I'll only cry a little bit.

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
How about them tic tacs

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
:nallears:

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

I am a zillenial. Of the homeland generation.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm wearing my grandpa's clothes

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


fr fr no cap this thread is low key fire

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

thread hits different

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Zoomers seem pretty cool tbh. Gotta hand it to the the first generation to really get in there and :rubby: instead of harboring the delusion that things are ever going to get better.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
defeatism is fail actually

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
also pop over to the millennial thread, i think youll be surprised :)

stellae
Oct 3, 2021

A lurker in poster's clothing
Sonic was born in 1991, but he's an honorary zoomer because he likes to go fast.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
The idea of people born after 1996 is preposterous. It's all just big media lies if you ask me.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's me, the idiot that will be paying an extra subscription fee if I want my refrigerator to also have freeze functionality

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I bet your bidet doesn't even have wifi. :smug:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Do zoomers listen to music on cassette tapes because they like the hissing and static?

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

I'm in my posting mode era, fr fr I've been goon pilled no cap

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I miss being young. Y'all have any openings?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Jose Oquendo posted:

Do zoomers listen to music on cassette tapes because they like the hissing and static?

i used to be in a punk band and when we stopped like 7 or 8 years ago some bands were definitely doing releases on cassette just to be cool.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Joe Rogan is a modern day philosopher

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
Resurrecting this thread. Anybody else get a sort of schadenfreude out of making goons feel old? I love peppering my posts with details about stuff like how I played Minecraft as a kid, just to really get 'em going.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

marshmallow creep posted:

I miss being young. Y'all have any openings?

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
No Cap this is a good post.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i wish that i knew what i know now when i was younger

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
googoo gaga i'm a zoomer any game made before 2010 is too grainy for my soft baby eyes

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

olives black posted:

googoo gaga i'm a zoomer any game made before 2010 is too grainy for my soft baby eyes

the cultural inheritance of Lula 3D and The Simpsons Wrestling ... lost forever ... :negative:

naem
May 29, 2011

I assure you my woke baes are on fleek

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

This is the new James Joyce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkFgjQC7MZs

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

olives black posted:

googoo gaga i'm a zoomer any game made before 2010 is too grainy for my soft baby eyes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'm so old my ICQ number was 1.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Do zoomers think of millenials the same way millenials think of gen Xers?

To be clear: do zoomers think of millenials as ugly pedophiles who smell like cigarettes?

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
Zoomers? On Something Awful?

I don't get it, did you guys get lost on the way to the discotheque?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Devils Affricate posted:

Do zoomers think of millenials the same way millenials think of gen Xers?

To be clear: do zoomers think of millenials as ugly pedophiles who smell like cigarettes?

Well I mean question - You're a GenXer, right?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Millenials dont typically smoke. Zoomers vape like gently caress tho.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Only in Ohio

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's funny how vaping got cool again as soon as they figured out that if you made vapes that didn't look like big ole robot dingdongs people would stop making fun of everyone who did it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
to "get cool again" you have to be cool in the first place and vaping never was

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Toxic Mental posted:

Well I mean question - You're a GenXer, right?

No I'm a millenial

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

Devils Affricate posted:

Do zoomers think of millenials the same way millenials think of gen Xers?

To be clear: do zoomers think of millenials as ugly pedophiles who smell like cigarettes?

In my mind, the average millenial is Travis McElroy (derogatory)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
how the gently caress did zoomers get ten bucks? loving Gen Xers with their liquid cash

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how the gently caress did zoomers get ten bucks? loving Gen Xers with their liquid cash

Prob stole it from their parents wallets

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