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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The little wave at the end kills me

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


Lol absolute legend

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

EC10 posted:

its so cringey how unprofessional the fox commentary team is

i had to flip over near the end because my stream died and they were godawful

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/theddbby/status/1598791001107492864

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I loving told you Cameroon would win because I bet Brazil.

If you want me to jinx any sides in the round of 16 just let me know

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

mdemone posted:

I loving told you Cameroon would win because I bet Brazil.

If you want me to jinx any sides in the round of 16 just let me know

Bet on Brazil again please

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Porrima posted:

Bet on Brazil again please

My pleasure!

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

loving king poo poo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011



what a day of football

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Brazil's loss today means the best performing teams in the Group stage by points were England Netherlands and Morocco

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


I'm swiss and watched the game against serbia but i still have no idea wtf happened and why they all wanted to fight? And why that dude on the side got a yellow card?

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

go play outside Skyler posted:

I'm swiss and watched the game against serbia but i still have no idea wtf happened and why they all wanted to fight? And why that dude on the side got a yellow card?

Xhaka grabbed his nuts after telling the Serbian match "gently caress all your mothers right in the pussy". They got a bit angry.

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


Elliptical Dick posted:

Xhaka grabbed his nuts after telling the Serbian match "gently caress all your mothers right in the pussy". They got a bit angry.

but why did xhaka do that? was he provoked or something?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

go play outside Skyler posted:

but why did xhaka do that? was he provoked or something?

You could say that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovo%E2%80%93Serbia_relations

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

go play outside Skyler posted:

but why did xhaka do that? was he provoked or something?

Op have you heard the story of the scorpion and the double headed eagle?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The two teams contain players who do not like each other for historical, geopolitical reasons relating to a brutal civil/secessionary war featuring attempted ethnic cleansing. It was always going to be testy.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hope everyone was good cos I'm not reading 350 new posts. Rip Cameroon

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This sums things up nicely:

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



go play outside Skyler posted:

I'm swiss and watched the game against serbia but i still have no idea wtf happened and why they all wanted to fight? And why that dude on the side got a yellow card?

he's a wind up merchant and he's very good at it especially against serbians

go play outside Skyler posted:

but why did xhaka do that? was he provoked or something?

1 because it's funny
2 because they'll get yellow cards and possibly get sent off

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Didn’t the Serbian goal scorer grab his nuts when he scored as well? And that was before Xhaka did his thing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Klinsmann would say they're a very nut-focused culture.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Also the Serbian coach apparently said “I gently caress your Shqiptar mother’s oval office” after his team went 2-1 up. The word is an Albanian slur. This poo poo kicked off long before Xhaka’s provocations.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


I was resigned to a boring day today after yesterday but lol. The group stage was amazing.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Mandatory office christmas party. Yuck. I assume I missed some glorious drama.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



go play outside Skyler posted:

but why did xhaka do that? was he provoked or something?

Although he's Swiss-born, Granit Xhaka is of Kosovan Albanian heritage, and he was confronted and shoved on one play trying to get a ball shielded out by the Serbian defender. He reacted. Thus, a war begins.

One of the best matches of the tournament so far, great goals, argy-bargy, the whole package....:thejoke:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TheRat posted:

Mandatory office christmas party. Yuck. I assume I missed some glorious drama.

South Korea beat Portugal to advance on a 2nd half stoppage time goal
There was a fair amount of racisms and disparaging of each others' mothers in Serbia-Switzerland (along with some real bangers)
Cameroon beat Brazil with a 2nd half stoppage time goal and the goal scorer got his second yellow for taking his shirt off in celebration (see last couple of pages for the GIF)
If you're into sadness porn there's probably a billion different videos of Luis Suarez crying on the sidelines as Uruguay got eliminated (also a couple pages back)

So yeah, real ho-hum matchday.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




whypick1 posted:

South Korea beat Portugal to advance on a 2nd half stoppage time goal
There was a fair amount of racisms and disparaging of each others' mothers in Serbia-Switzerland (along with some real bangers)
Cameroon beat Brazil with a 2nd half stoppage time goal and the goal scorer got his second yellow for taking his shirt off in celebration (see last couple of pages for the GIF)
If you're into sadness porn there's probably a billion different videos of Luis Suarez crying on the sidelines as Uruguay got eliminated (also a couple pages back)

So yeah, real ho-hum matchday.

you don't need to be into sadness porn to eagerly seek out a gif of a sad crying Suarez

Riven
Apr 22, 2002

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

you don't need to be into sadness porn to eagerly seek out a gif of a sad crying Suarez

Yeah it’s Righteous Justice Porn.

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Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Good to see the Penalty against Uru v Por ended up being relevant.

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