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"i'm... not allowed in this grade school. okay. fair."
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*a youtuber is doing drone footage, and the drone grows ever lower* "i have trained for this day" they whisper, one hand tight upon the hilt, another upon the scabbard
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"the witcher would not use his blade on a child" *a priceless anime figurine lays shattered*
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"i just wan-" "dude this is a movie theatre you can't bring a loving sword in here" "but it's cosplay saf-" "i will call the police"
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*thunk thunk crash scramble scramble robber noises* "francesca wake up. WAKE UP. where's your phone i need to call 911"
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"have at you, dog!" *is shot five to eight times in the body*
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Can I stow this in our shared bunk? I brought it in case we get boarded. Yeah, I know we're on a submarine, that's why I can't find a better place to put it. |
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"Um, dude, I asked if I could borrow a pen!" (near tears) "This is the mightiest thing I have, ok?!" |
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Ok gnight, I'm going to lie this little beauty between us for safekeeping. But unlike in the myth of Tristan and Isolde this doesn't mean we can't fool around ha ha. Hey, did you hear me? I said unlike in the myth of Tristan and Isolde this doesn't mean we CAN'T fool around. In fact if you think about it the sword's air of danger makes the whole thing even wait where are you going
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google THIS posted:"Um, dude, I asked if I could borrow a pen!" lol
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Jerry: Kramer, what's that you've got in your hands? Kramer: It's my "S" word. Jerry: Your "S" word... well, it stinks- I can tell you that much! George: It's crap, isn't it? Kramer: No, "crap" is not an "S" word! Elaine: Kramer, why are you carrying around a handful of *bleep!* Kramer: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Elaine wins, today's "S" word is "sh*bleep!*"! George: S Jerry: H Elaine: I Kramer: T Everyone: gently caress YOU, CENSORS! |
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Them: So, you're telling me that thing is for defense? Me: Look, it's my right as depicted in the scrolls of our elders! Them: Yea, I just... don't think the elders envisioned lightsabers. https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Yeah well, see how happy Solomon’s gonna be when he shows up with another baby and the sharpest thing you have are your toenail clippers |
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google THIS posted:"Um, dude, I asked if I could borrow a pen!" |
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"I'm pretty sure that TV show you're talking about is meant for little girls." *unsheathes blade* "Are you sure about that?" "Pretty sure." |
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I had that deli sandwich two days ago, but there's still some of it stuck in my molar. Good thing I've been carrying around this tiny sword. |
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Viginti Septem posted:Them: So, you're telling me that thing is for defense? Hah a Star Wars movie is on cable tv right now and I saw this thread and thought "yeah it's pretty much all the Jedi and Sith". I mean sure it's a lot more convenient when it's just a flashlight sized thing clipped to your belt instead of a full-on sword, but I still picture Jedi mom going "Do you have to bring that thing to the dinner table? Could you put it away in your room? We're trying to have a nice family meal here!"
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"mom it's not a fedora, it's a trilby." |
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"haha i like my coffee black" *an eternity passes* "like i-" "please sir, please do not do this"
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what's that gary? you want to know why I carry a katana everywhere? first it is not a katana it is an uchigatana. second, as i already explained to you, i have angered the daimyo and his ninjas lurk around every corner ready to strike at me from the shadows. third--and most important--YOU ARE NOT MY REAL DAD SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING! |
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Heather Papps posted:"haha i like my coffee black" "[...] like I like my swords!!" *unsheaths the ebon blade of the Grieving Saints, the hewer of the abyss, Gloam Cutter, the sword of the blind ur-kings, the fell and lightless blade that howls the bitter hymn of the vacuum unto the world*
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this thread actually reminds me of this ancient piece of forums lore:
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