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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
There are 14 matches left in the World Cup and today we have two of them.

First, the reigning World Cup champions with the best national anthem take on Bobby and Woj's Polish Boys. Poland have looked not great so far and have mostly been bailed out by Szczęsny's heroics, so clearly they're going to frustrate the French into a dire 0-0 draw and then win on penalties.

Then, the Euros runner-ups and reigning World Cup 4th-place team with the worst national anthem take on the reigning AFCON champions, the Lions of Teranga. Yes, it's a lions vs. lions showdown. England are England and Senegal are without their talisman and star, Sadio Mane (RIP), so clearly Senegal are going to fight, and win, to make him proud, by playing out a dire 0-0 draw and then winning on penalties.

First match kicks off in ninety minutes plus seven minutes injury time.

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

i hope the lions (senegal) defeat the lions (england)

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bogan Krkic posted:

i hope the lions (senegal) defeat the lions (england)

It's coming home (to Dakar)

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Bogan Krkic posted:

i hope the lions (senegal) defeat the lions (england)

I hope for the precise opposite of this

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Anything further than this round and Southgate's probably free to continue squandering this glut of talent at his disposal so cmon Senegal lets see some Senegoals

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
Just think of what Sven would have been able to do with this squad

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

big sam would have led the brave english lads to victory by now

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Football

EC
Jul 10, 2001

The Legend
Real quick can someone explain offsides to me before the game

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

EC posted:

Real quick can someone explain offsides to me before the game

You're offside if, at the time the ball is played to you by your teammate, you are both ahead of the ball and ahead of the last defender.

You can get technical about it and there are edge cases where that explanation isn't technically true (for example, technically it's the second last defender that you need to be behind, but that's because the goalkeeper counts as the last defender, which means there are occasionally phases of play when the goalkeeper is ahead of another defender and so the goalkeeper isn't the last defender anymore, and so on), but 90% of the time that's all it is.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



:hmmyes:

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

cmon Senegal lets see some Senegoals

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
lets go engoalnd

Bharatrocity
Oct 20, 2005

One day son, all I own will still belong to the state

Today i feel kurwa

Lemon
May 22, 2003

just tuned into the bbc coverage for france poland and do they always warm up with a karaoke session?

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


France Poland
Referee: Jesus VALENZUELA (VEN)
AR1: Jorge Urrego (VEN)
AR2: Tulio Moreno (VEN)
Fourth Official: Kevin Ortega (PER)
VAR: Juan Soto (VEN)

The decision not to go UEFA here is a little interesting IMO. They may have had trouble being able to slot in CONMEBOL refs otherwise though and said this was a good spot to do it. Ortega returning as a fourth kills my theory from yesterday about the 4ths being parting gifts for those that had been whistles.

The only other match he worked so far was England vs United States. I thought he was good there so was surprised when we never saw him again. Guess they wanted to just keep him clean.

England Senegal

Referee: Ivan BARTON (SLV)
AR1: David Moran (SLV)
AR2: Kathryn Nesbitt (USA)
Fourth Official: Said Martinez (HON)
VAR: Drew Fischer (CAN)

Barton had Germany Japan and Brazil Switzerland. Lot of folks in FIFA really like him, CONCACAF and all. What FIFA apparently don’t like is his AR2.

Anyone who read my long rambling mess about the Frappart appointment might remember me basically saying “why is Nesbitt not here?????” Over and over. Well, FIFA have replace Barton’s poorly performing AR2 with her. This is kind of a shocker. Ever since trios started, you lived and died as a team. Good referees were sent home because of poor performances by the AR. Here, Barton is saved because they opted to make a switch. Kathryn Nesbitt may be the first World Cup on field official to make her debut on a knockout game. So, fun little addition to this game.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

I've never seen someone so....sad while waiving flags

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

EC posted:

Real quick can someone explain offsides to me before the game
offside

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

AnacondaHL posted:

I've never seen someone so....sad while waiving flags


They'll call me sadness, just like two waving flags

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

AnacondaHL posted:

I've never seen someone so....sad while waiving flags


france.gifv

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

Today I feel french

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Never get tired of the Marseillaise

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Twixman Giroud to outscore perennial choker Lewandowski today

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
they call it ennui op

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Cheering for France because France beat Australia

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



This is going to pennos

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
strong anthem performance by the Poles here, foreshadowing a tight game, maybe 2-1 France aet

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Think it’s pretty funny that NB sponsors only Saka and Sterling so their WC ad is just these two dudes kicking a ball to each other

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
hope I'm wrong but I think France are going to batter them tbh

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
This is my first time watching France this World Cup I hope Mbappé is as fun to watch as he was last World Cup

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
disappointing lack of French meltdowns since the WC began, hoping to see some today

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
man was too greased

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Chew a many

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
im surprised infantino hasnt put on a crown of laurels yet

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
well i've seen three minutes i'm ready to declare france good

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://twitter.com/McDonnellDan/status/1599418609931259905?t=bKAvvNxl7bTMJmhczbMHKQ&s=19

drat, worst crowd yet

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Empty seats in knockout - so disgraceful gently caress

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

why are the words on the pitch the right way but the blue FIFA thing is backwards

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Poland look really up against it here already

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