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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
state sponsored cheese



what are in your dreams

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tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost
Was all the cheese free or was there like vat of nacho cheese next to every mailbox?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Martin Lactose King

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

if u have a total lack of respect for property rights you can find free cheese in your country right now

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

if property is theft, how can cheese also be theft?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
that free cheese is paid for by your taxes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Management posted:

that free cheese is paid for by your taxes

oh absolutely, it was immediately apparent in the dream that this was the case

tk posted:

Was all the cheese free or was there like vat of nacho cheese next to every mailbox?

good question, I only saw the front of the free cheese store

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.






:smugmrgw:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


can confirm

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
cheese is as free as any one of us.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
which country was it

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
do they have compulsory naval service

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

naval cheese

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Beeftweeter posted:

which country was it

perhaps it’s my life’s duty to find out

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
here is an AI story about a man called Roger who lives in a country where there is free cheese

Roger was a man who lived in a small country in the middle of Europe. He was a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life.

One day, he received news that the country he lived in was giving away free cheese! Everyone was elated. The cheese was being distributed by the government and it was of the best quality.

At first, Roger was suspicious of the news, worrying that it might be too good to be true. But after some research and inquiries, he found out that it was true! The government had indeed provided free cheese to all the citizens of the country.

Roger was overjoyed. For the first time in his life, he had access to a quality product that would not put a strain on his budget. Every day, he would go to the government distribution center and come back with a better tasting cheese.

He enjoyed the cheese to its fullest, savoring it day after day, week after week. He even shared it with his family and friends.

Soon, people from all over the country started flocking to the smaller towns to get a taste of the free cheese. While it was a boon to them, it also put a strain on the resources of the smaller towns.

That did not stop Roger. He still made the most of the free cheese, enjoying it until one day, the government announced that they were stopping the free cheese program due to the strain the program was putting on the country's resources.

Roger was sad to see the free cheese program go, but he had been able to enjoy it while it lasted. He now had a lifetime of fond memories to cherish.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

He now had a lifetime of fond memories to cherish.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

here is an AI story about a man called Roger who lives in a country where there is free cheese

Roger was a man who lived in a small country in the middle of Europe. He was a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life.

One day, he received news that the country he lived in was giving away free cheese! Everyone was elated. The cheese was being distributed by the government and it was of the best quality.

At first, Roger was suspicious of the news, worrying that it might be too good to be true. But after some research and inquiries, he found out that it was true! The government had indeed provided free cheese to all the citizens of the country.

Roger was overjoyed. For the first time in his life, he had access to a quality product that would not put a strain on his budget. Every day, he would go to the government distribution center and come back with a better tasting cheese.

He enjoyed the cheese to its fullest, savoring it day after day, week after week. He even shared it with his family and friends.

Soon, people from all over the country started flocking to the smaller towns to get a taste of the free cheese. While it was a boon to them, it also put a strain on the resources of the smaller towns.

That did not stop Roger. He still made the most of the free cheese, enjoying it until one day, the government announced that they were stopping the free cheese program due to the strain the program was putting on the country's resources.

Roger was sad to see the free cheese program go, but he had been able to enjoy it while it lasted. He now had a lifetime of fond memories to cherish.

ill be totally honest w/ you. i didnt read this past the first sentence.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

ill be totally honest w/ you. i didnt read this past the first sentence.

I feel the same way about ai tbh. its kinda fun to make but idk if its very fun to read others

I did laugh at one thing it said once about "roger loves the simple things in life, loves to wake up to the smell of fresh cheese in the morning" ew lol

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


what sort of cheese op. All cheese?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

cheese can’t be free. nobody would make it, and nobody did make it before it was commodified

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

distortion park posted:

what sort of cheese op. All cheese?

just standard daily cheese

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

fart simpson posted:

cheese can’t be free. nobody would make it, and nobody did make it before it was commodified

what a world it would be if there were bees, but for cheese

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

cheese can’t be free. nobody would make it, and nobody did make it before it was commodified

people get paid good money to make the cheese, the state funds it

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

echinopsis posted:

here is an AI story about a man called Roger who lives in a country where there is free cheese

Roger was a man who lived in a small country in the middle of Europe. He was a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life.

One day, he received news that the country he lived in was giving away free cheese! Everyone was elated. The cheese was being distributed by the government and it was of the best quality.

At first, Roger was suspicious of the news, worrying that it might be too good to be true. But after some research and inquiries, he found out that it was true! The government had indeed provided free cheese to all the citizens of the country.

Roger was overjoyed. For the first time in his life, he had access to a quality product that would not put a strain on his budget. Every day, he would go to the government distribution center and come back with a better tasting cheese.

He enjoyed the cheese to its fullest, savoring it day after day, week after week. He even shared it with his family and friends.

Soon, people from all over the country started flocking to the smaller towns to get a taste of the free cheese. While it was a boon to them, it also put a strain on the resources of the smaller towns.

That did not stop Roger. He still made the most of the free cheese, enjoying it until one day, the government announced that they were stopping the free cheese program due to the strain the program was putting on the country's resources.

Roger was sad to see the free cheese program go, but he had been able to enjoy it while it lasted. He now had a lifetime of fond memories to cherish.

I experienced this, but instead of cheese it was movies and instead of the government, it was Movie Pass

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

me reading this thread:

"ew, who cut the cheese?"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



as ive said, american cheese should be free at any post office

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

echinopsis posted:

people get paid good money to make the cheese, the state funds it

all that cheese regulation and distribution would create a lot of jobs..

how does the government deal with illicit cheesemaking and smuggling?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Cat Face Joe posted:

as ive said, american cheese should be free at any post office

you should be able to use a
slice as postage

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
ps: the us govt hands out massive amounts of cheese to welfare recipients all across this fair nation of ours so perhaps, echi, perhaps this dream paradise of yours is … America!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:negative:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




close thread.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




and goldmine.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

posting in an echi thread

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow and when i woke up……. my pillow was gone! :wth:

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

echinopsis posted:

here is an AI story about a man called Roger who lives in a country where there is free cheese

Roger was a man who lived in a small country in the middle of Europe. He was a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life.

One day, he received news that the country he lived in was giving away free cheese! Everyone was elated. The cheese was being distributed by the government and it was of the best quality.

At first, Roger was suspicious of the news, worrying that it might be too good to be true. But after some research and inquiries, he found out that it was true! The government had indeed provided free cheese to all the citizens of the country.

Roger was overjoyed. For the first time in his life, he had access to a quality product that would not put a strain on his budget. Every day, he would go to the government distribution center and come back with a better tasting cheese.

He enjoyed the cheese to its fullest, savoring it day after day, week after week. He even shared it with his family and friends.

Soon, people from all over the country started flocking to the smaller towns to get a taste of the free cheese. While it was a boon to them, it also put a strain on the resources of the smaller towns.

That did not stop Roger. He still made the most of the free cheese, enjoying it until one day, the government announced that they were stopping the free cheese program due to the strain the program was putting on the country's resources.

Roger was sad to see the free cheese program go, but he had been able to enjoy it while it lasted. He now had a lifetime of fond memories to cherish.
not an expo70 effortpost, voted 2

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

echinopsis posted:

here is an AI story about a man called Roger who lives in a country where there is free cheese

Roger was a man who lived in a small country in the middle of Europe. He was a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life.

One day, he received news that the country he lived in was giving away free cheese! Everyone was elated. The cheese was being distributed by the government and it was of the best quality.

At first, Roger was suspicious of the news, worrying that it might be too good to be true. But after some research and inquiries, he found out that it was true! The government had indeed provided free cheese to all the citizens of the country.

Roger was overjoyed. For the first time in his life, he had access to a quality product that would not put a strain on his budget. Every day, he would go to the government distribution center and come back with a better tasting cheese.

He enjoyed the cheese to its fullest, savoring it day after day, week after week. He even shared it with his family and friends.

Soon, people from all over the country started flocking to the smaller towns to get a taste of the free cheese. While it was a boon to them, it also put a strain on the resources of the smaller towns.

That did not stop Roger. He still made the most of the free cheese, enjoying it until one day, the government announced that they were stopping the free cheese program due to the strain the program was putting on the country's resources.

Roger was sad to see the free cheese program go, but he had been able to enjoy it while it lasted. He now had a lifetime of fond memories to cherish.

been saying this

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