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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

if u have a total lack of respect for property rights you can find free cheese in your country right now

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


can confirm

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

naval cheese

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

here is an AI story about a man called Roger who lives in a country where there is free cheese

Roger was a man who lived in a small country in the middle of Europe. He was a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life.

One day, he received news that the country he lived in was giving away free cheese! Everyone was elated. The cheese was being distributed by the government and it was of the best quality.

At first, Roger was suspicious of the news, worrying that it might be too good to be true. But after some research and inquiries, he found out that it was true! The government had indeed provided free cheese to all the citizens of the country.

Roger was overjoyed. For the first time in his life, he had access to a quality product that would not put a strain on his budget. Every day, he would go to the government distribution center and come back with a better tasting cheese.

He enjoyed the cheese to its fullest, savoring it day after day, week after week. He even shared it with his family and friends.

Soon, people from all over the country started flocking to the smaller towns to get a taste of the free cheese. While it was a boon to them, it also put a strain on the resources of the smaller towns.

That did not stop Roger. He still made the most of the free cheese, enjoying it until one day, the government announced that they were stopping the free cheese program due to the strain the program was putting on the country's resources.

Roger was sad to see the free cheese program go, but he had been able to enjoy it while it lasted. He now had a lifetime of fond memories to cherish.

ill be totally honest w/ you. i didnt read this past the first sentence.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

cheese can’t be free. nobody would make it, and nobody did make it before it was commodified

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