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Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

but that was his normal outfi... oh

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 03:54

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:54

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

sick of Applebees posted:

Missed a chance with Potraitors and Potatriots

potraito potraito

TheLoneAmigo posted:

What's worse is that it was a surprise party.

Why does that make a difference?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 10:06

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

ShoeFly posted:

He just happened to be wearing a Nazi uniform.

Any bets on it being David Elliott and the Clubs lobby?

Sorry I asked the wrong question. ABC are reporting it was a fancy dress party and the theme was uniforms. It wasn't a coincidence and he was in his everyday brown shirt.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 10:41

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

MikeJF posted:

What are the odds he's known for a little while he'd have to cop to it but waited and then jumped to announce it when Pell died so people were still distracted with that?

It's impossible to say.

quote:

Earlier today, Mr Perrottet said he was "deeply ashamed" for wearing the uniform to a fancy dress party, saying it had caused him "much anxiety" through the course of his life.

He told a press conference in Sydney he decided to come forward after receiving a phone call from a cabinet colleague two days ago.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 13:07

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Comstar posted:

There was a report it was sent to the minister by Clubs NSW.

So yes. Also a shot across the bow of labor or anyone else not to touch their criminal enterprise.

who reported this

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 03:00

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

birdstrike posted:

comstar, literally just posted it above

Ah thank you

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 08:40

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Dream chip for me is guzman seasoning on mcdonalds chips

E: wrong thread

The hero we need. When kfc chips are good they are great, but they're only great like once a year if you're lucky.

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Why the gently caress does anyone listen to anything Michael Kroger has to say?

Under his "watch" the Victorian branch of the Liberal Party has declined from the crown jewel of Menzies to the $109 Diamonte Necklace special at Michael Hill.

This is why I hope the libs keep listening to him :ssh:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 00:49

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Glad you're ok Comstar.

Comstar posted:

There was a report it was sent to the minister by Clubs NSW.

So yes. Also a shot across the bow of labor or anyone else not to touch their criminal enterprise.

Comstar posted:

Whelp. After getting a fever for 2 days, turns out I need an operation immediately or I could die very quickly.

Just want to point out how efficient clubs nsw are. They got ya the day of the post.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 11:22

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Still Toney time

Tony Abbott advising controversial conservative lobby group Advance Australia

quote:

Former prime minister Tony Abbott is among a group of advisers to a conservative lobby group that last month was found to have published false information about the Voice to Parliament proposal in Facebook ads.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 22:40

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Didn't cooker really start getting used after the Canberra protests where they took over a park for a week+, but a lot of people were really badly sunburned because ~~Canberra is higher than average above sea level meaning thinner atmosphere, meaning easy sun burn~~ the microwave vans the secret police had parked all around.

Oh yeah and they were using car boots for toilets.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 04:08

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

hambeet posted:

They�re still in there. They locked the doors until they get what they want.

I feel like a mental health week after considering the mental health system and how it could be improved is appropriate.

earth shattering revelation no one saw coming:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-31/qld-robodebt-scheme-government-royal-commission-alan-tudge/101910064

quote:

Ms Miller said the government released personal information of Robodebt "case studies" to the media to deter more people from speaking out.

"The minister requested the file of every single person who appeared in the media � you could see the exact transactions that they'd had with Centrelink.

"This would send a clear message � that maybe consider it [going to the media] twice.

Love the use of "friendly" media.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-01/qld-robodebt-scheme-government-royal-commission-fraud/101910062

lol at tudge: I never asked the legality of the scheme I was responsible for, even after the legality of the scheme was questioned. I am responsible government man.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 07:26

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

water wet

quote:

ABC

Gina Rinehart's company, Hancock Prospecting Pty Ltd, was behind a $150,000 payment to the Liberal Party, transferred via a third party, and not declared by the mining giant by the November 17, 2022 deadline.

An ABC investigation has uncovered a series of payments, which a leading barrister and anti-corruption expert believes is a "scheme" to bypass political donation laws.

...

The Sydney Mining Club kept $40,000, and passed $150,000 to the Liberal Party by way of a membership to its business forum, the Australian Business Network � which a Sydney Mining Club staffer said was part of its arrangement with Hancock.

Platinum sponsorship of the Sydney Mining Club costs $40,000.

An email between two Sydney Mining Club employees at the time, seen by the ABC, noted the money was not to be transferred to the club's "high interest account" because "150k will be going straight out to the liberal party".

When approached by the ABC, one of the employees said she no longer worked for the club, but that chairman Julian Malnic made it "100 per cent clear" the arrangement was made at the request of Hancock Prospecting's CFO, Jabez Huang.

"Julian was very clear that the money was coming from Hancock and it was to be passed on directly to the Liberal Party. It wasn't that it was coming in sort of discretionary, to be spent, you know, as the mining club saw fit."

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 23:59

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Anidav posted:

*Hobbles into thread*
Ye will regret making fun of us Queensfolk!

shouldn't you be kingslanders by now

I thought "king charles" the other day and wanted to vomit.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 03:45

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

They can't give up now! They're so close!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 08:00

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Konomex posted:

Cops can't get workers comp from memory, so when they get shot/stabbed/bashed/stressed out then they're hosed.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah naaaaaaaah

# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 03:43

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm actually surprised. Do American cops, the privileged enforcer class, have generous health plans for injuries and trauma?

Police have access to work cover.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 04:48

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Megillah Gorilla posted:

For those wondering if this was a joke:

https://twitter.com/bcmerchant/status/1635331043216736256?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Veterans are a diversity hire?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 06:21

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

As if we wouldn't offer to pay for them.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 10:46

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Lock down leftovers.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 05:06

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

JBP posted:

I'm saying can you blame him? Like if he said yes I did everything in my power to help my wife would you shame him for it lmao

Yep.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 00:17

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

JBP posted:

If my wife was in pain and asked me to help her I wouldn't say sorry that's inappropriate.

It is though. Do you often confuse understandable with acceptable?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 02:49

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

ABC on Dom

Tldr: Dom claims after his wife came home from the gym, crying, couldn't move from bed, he called Brad Hazzard to ask if he should go to a physio, gp, or hospital. But Hazzard happened to be in the room with people with actual brains and medical training who suggested ambos.

Lmao I would've had so much more respect for him if he'd tried to get an ambulance sooner. That I can understand, unlike phoning a friend with no medical training while my partner is paralysed.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 07:30

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

kirbysuperstar posted:

Road toll caps is the only thing I can remember

I was confused by the idea of enforcing a road toll cap for a sec.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:04

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I can't believe perfidious labor stole another election

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 09:45

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Just carbon emissions? scoff.gif

# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 00:17

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Who will partner with the nats though

# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 12:28

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

In 2-3 elections we're going to be up to the fifth reich at least

# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 12:38

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Albo by example.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 09:34

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Why do GPs and pharmacists have a deathmatch in the news every other week?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 02:50

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Youth allowance until 55.
Jobseeker until retirement at 110.

# ¿ May 1, 2023 11:10

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Oh my god the Vic lnp are full of terrorists.

# ¿ May 4, 2023 09:03

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Why go out for a second lobster?

# ¿ May 4, 2023 14:37

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Lmao he had one sentence to say and needed a card

# ¿ May 6, 2023 11:05

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Is he demented? Like he has that guy whispering to him to ~~stay seated~~ kneel and holding flash cards to read off. He couldn't memorize this?

# ¿ May 6, 2023 11:15

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Tony did what now?

# ¿ May 9, 2023 08:02

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Potato potanus

# ¿ May 13, 2023 02:26

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

That's how you get godzillas.

# ¿ May 15, 2023 07:53

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

froglet posted:

I'd be interested to know what a "not fancy, but cheap" state funeral would be like.

If you watched the coronation it'd be like that.

# ¿ May 24, 2023 02:12

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

What about lawyers who leave government, then go on to represent a client suing the government, the lawyer having learned privileged information about the case while they were in government? Surely that's OK right and wouldn't need the senate to get involved?

# ¿ May 25, 2023 05:08

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:54

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I like the war memorial guy going "but if we don't remember the war crimes how will we know not to repeat them?" and I'm like drat, if only the army had told soliders war crimes were bad this could have all been avoided.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 02:44

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