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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TDepressionEarl posted:

i would keep on the rookie who scored the hat trick so he can try for golden boot :beerpal:

Instead we get Olden Toot

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
beautiful man Yann Sommer deserved better than this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
turns out fabian schar is still quite bad its just the coaching of eddie howe that makes him good

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
God listening to Clive Tyldesley opine on the use of the word 'filthy' to describe Portugal's high quality of play was toe-curlingly cringe

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Embolo pls

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vyelkin posted:

beautiful man Yann Sommer deserved better than this

drat, maybe we need a hot stuff goalkeeper malegaze thread

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


i still love u sommer, it's not ur fault

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
im the best in the world at posting and dont even get paid

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Shrapnig posted:

drat, maybe we need a hot stuff goalkeeper malegaze thread

Beautiful Men of the World Cup [56k no!]

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
big ron is so slow now

BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

Average Lettuce posted:

So, who is the oldest player to score a goal in a world cup knockout game?

Gunnar Gren (SWE) vs. West Germany in the 1958 semifinals at age 37 + 236 days.

Ronaldo would break the record by 70+ days if he scores again this tournament.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Ronald well offside…

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
lol etc

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Shrapnig posted:

drat, maybe we need a hot stuff goalkeeper malegaze thread

Iirc the Iranian keeper was a beautiful himbo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

He's so loving washed

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



cherry picking bites back you fucker

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
rofl, 5 yards offside and he still runs through to score just in case

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

BioThermo posted:

Gunnar Gren (SWE) vs. West Germany in the 1958 semifinals at age 37 + 236 days.

Ronaldo would break the record by 70+ days if he scores again this tournament.

no he wouldn't

Pepe already broke it and Pepe is older than Ron

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Taeke posted:

lmao I hate Ronaldo and his ilk so much. That smug loving smile like goddamn yeah you're exceptionally good at football gently caress you. I'm exceptionally good at my job but you get paid more in seconds than I get all year because the world is hosed but I actually make a meaningful difference in the world for a lot of kids that doesn't compare to you scoring goals or whatever, gently caress you

:qq:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ronaldo accelerating like he's running in sand in tribute to his new Saudi club.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



vyelkin posted:

beautiful man Yann Sommer deserved better than this

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Is "Pressures Applied" a new stat or have I just deliberately induced a stroke every other time it's come up?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


We've reached the "Let's try to get Ronaldo a goal" part of the game I guess.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lol that there's a stat called Pressures Applied

pretty sure that the most Pressures Applied is from ronaldo to the manager while sitting on the bench

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

webmeister posted:

lol that there's a stat called Pressures Applied

pretty sure that the most Pressures Applied is from ronaldo to the manager while sitting on the bench

What's the conversion of Pressures Applied to Squeaky Bum Time?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I fixed my subwoofer while watching this match, stay tuned for more updates from me and a soldering iron

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

webmeister posted:

lol that there's a stat called Pressures Applied

pretty sure that the most Pressures Applied is from ronaldo to the manager while sitting on the bench

1 successful pressure applied

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Brilliant

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Also lmao that was sick

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
jfc

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
wow what a loving goal

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Incredibly tasty finish

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

holy poo poo what a goal

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
lol Ronald was so ready for the cross, I bet he did a grimace inside at that golazo

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
What a fucken goal

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

+4 jesus this ref is in a hurry to leave isn't he

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Keeper just said "bah gently caress this"

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



a real chump posted:

Keeper just said "bah gently caress this"

https://dubz7.xyz/uploaded/1670359890.mp4
Sommer: :effort:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Portugal owns

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Big ramifications for the super sweep if Portugal get a 7th

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