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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
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With the appeal of zoomers an ever greater discussion on what will come next for something awful, I think we need to get some resources together for the new generation of posters.


Drivess licenses are a huge part of life, and some zoomers aren't doing it early enough. So here's a few resources, for the top 10 reasons to get a driver's license.

Why Is Your Driver’s License the Most Important Thing in Your Wallet? 10 Compelling Reasons (Source: https://m.driving-tests.org/beginner-drivers/drivers-license-important/)




1. it identifies you as a licensed driver (Source: https://m.driving-tests.org/beginner-drivers/drivers-license-important/)


2. It serves as your official personal I.D. (Source: https://m.driving-tests.org/beginner-drivers/drivers-license-important/)

3. You will have more time to do other things (Source:
https://speedwaymedia.com/2022/01/27/the-main-reasons-why-you-need-to-get-a-drivers-license/)

4. Be able to drive in other countries (Source:https://weareotimo.com/why-now-is-the-time-to-learn-to-drive/)

5. You will be more mindful of your surroundings (Source: https://weareotimo.com/why-now-is-the-time-to-learn-to-drive/)

6. Driving is a life skill (Source: https://weareotimo.com/why-now-is-the-time-to-learn-to-drive/)

7.Drive-Thrus(Source:https://weareotimo.com/why-now-is-the-time-to-learn-to-drive/

Edit : more to come revisions on 8-10 needed


I invite your feedback and suggestions for other top reasons to get a driver's license. Maybe some stories about how driving is fun and cool and good. Or maybe your first experiences in a vehicle

Here's some vehicles.








WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Dec 11, 2022

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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:secondpost:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I personally enjoy ripping through mountains and offroading. If I didn't have a DRIVERS LICENSE I would have to bike up the mountains and I would be sad

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Bad Purchase posted:

you will need one to drive the tesla cybertruck, a real vehicle that will definitely be released

Tryna cop a maga truck

Hoping Elon has flag attachments as a a purchase option With MAGA Flags pre loaded on the truck.

Shant speculate

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I failed my first two driving tests.

The third one, the guy was fat as gently caress and was like "hmm you hungry?" And we went to McDonald's two blocks down
. He signed my poo poo and I got my license.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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You can't drive to your grandparents house for disgusting eggs without a car

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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You can also bang in the bed of a truck


Bring an inflatable mattress for extra coolness

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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satanic splash-back posted:

If you never get a license then you never have to worry about losing it for not following the laws.
Checkmate carthusiasts.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I like to drive through DD Checkpoints that are always somewhere around my route home from a facility I visit weekly. Anyway I usually talk poo poo to the cops and refuse to show my ID or answer their questions. Stone cold sober. Illegal stop and seizure is pretty easy to prove when you are completely loving sober and state such repeatedly to them in-between "an I being detained under suspicious of a crime?"

loving dicks.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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for these glutes

Driving is good: you can go-to the library and have more time to read Das Kapital

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Leper Go-getter posted:

Just imagine all the places you can travel now with your drivers license, safe in your vehicle and confident in your abilities. All the wondrous sights you have heard of, and seen in pictures. Bring whatever you need and have an adventure, an experience. Go away by yourself and take it all in. Bring your best friends and have what is called a road trip. Just imagine it. Imagine affording the fuel, to buy food and rent motel rooms on a whim lmao or even get four days off from work.
Imagine commuting into work for the rest of your life and the time spent in bumper to bumper traffic being the only three hours of your day when you are allowed to cry.



Dark stuff. You can also use your DRIVERS License to drive to far away grasses and forests to touch.

I personally enjoy driving to state parks to look at banana slugs slithering by while my wife sets up the go pro to record them at 4K. Why? Don't know.

Today it was pouring rain and that means the slugs come out in force so tons of slithering occuring while I stand 7 miles down a trail that probably hasn't been walked in a month. Good stuff. Bring water in your CamelBak and carry it in you Car.

At least I can listen to cool music like Ratatatat and U2 while driving

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Dec 12, 2022

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I just drove. It was nice. Rainy. The Tesla did not kill me...this time

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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A driver's license gives you the freedom to listen to good tunes with a lad or lass or any number of gendered people. You can even use the car as a mobile love shack


Here's a love shack for reference

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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tryna get me
for these glutes

Dixville posted:

My grandma lived to be like 93 years old, she died about 9 Years ago, and she never drove. All her sisters learned how to drive but she just refused and made people drive her everywhere. My grandma was pretty cool op so I submit this as evidence that you are WRONG



My grandmother doesn't drive either. She regrets never Learning.

So that means You are WRONG SIR

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Man my dad could drive a car

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I can't say I have trouble parallel parking. My trick is to turn the car enough to make the car behind the spot your trying to get into disappear. Then guide it in and turn the right wheels as your finishing up.


Of course don't do this because you'll prolly hit the car behind you because you suck at parallel parking lol

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