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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jimmy-fallon-bunch-other-celebs-202500404.html

the whole thing is pretty funny but my favorite part of the article is the line:

"Said suit is being put forward by Adonis Real and Adam Titcher, two Ape buyers who lost money on their purchases"

because lmbo at thinking about some dude all up there explaining to the court that the reason ur all pissed off at jimmy fallon is that he told you to buy a picture of a cartoon monkey on the internet and it would make you rich and then it didnt make you rich ):<

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I wonder if Adonis Real has an alter ago Adonis Fake

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
the other guys last name starts with "tit" which is kinda funny too

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Jimmy Fallon helped teach them a valuable lesson. He should be commended.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
wait, we were just supposed to be buying pictures of apes?

huh

I will now be accepting reasonable offers on my thriving primate sanctuary

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I am glad Jimmy Fallon is getting sued cause of NFTs

IMO.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Tort of the Planet of the Apes.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
huh i didnt know that all those celebrities had invested in the payment processor for buying apes, so they all got a cut of each purchase. lollllllllllll. jimmy fallon shilling ape nfts so he can skim off the top of people's payments, amazing

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Jimmy Fallon finally makes us all laugh

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
Who can handle Adonis Real's aura?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's amber

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


him and paris hilton showing off their monkey nfts was pretty cringe, as the kids say

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I will take any and all opportunities to dunk on Jimmy Fallon

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

is there any way the suit ends with the judge throwing all parties in prison for the rest of their lives? cuz that's what i vote for.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Buce posted:

is there any way the suit ends with the judge throwing all parties in prison for the rest of their lives? cuz that's what i vote for.
:hai:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Jimmy Fallon finally makes us all laugh

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003


The color of your energy?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
jimmy farton

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Jimmy Phallus

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Hey questlove, can we get some legal settlement music?

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Dinosaurs! posted:

The color of your energy?

Bank accounts deflating naturally.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Nooner posted:

the other guys last name starts with "tit" which is kinda funny too

Toss a bitcoin to your Titcher.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope everyone involved dies in a loving gutter OP

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Did he laugh and slap his desk when he got this news?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Personally, I hope they win the suit. I hope the big class action lawsuit against all those NFT pushers happens and the Ape buyers win a whole lot of money.

Then I hope they all go to a big victory party on Crypto Island and a meteor falls on them.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Adonis Real is the fakest sounding name I ever heard. Hey my names Buff McNotfake how are you

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if u got influenced by jim fallon to buy some extremely r-worded value-less crap you deserve to be broke

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dinosaurs! posted:

The color of your energy?
the alert that goes off anytime his pal Horacio Sanz is around

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Jim told me it was a great investment

He said it was free real estate


Wtf happened to 🪙⛏️

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Check this out:



Jimmy FAILSON

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

quote:

Much of the lawsuit’s focus rests on Oseary, the long-time manager for Madonna (as well as U2, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and more), who’s referred to in the legal docs as “the Fifth Ape.”

Lmao

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone involved dies in a loving gutter OP

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

nothing will be funnier than seth green's ape getting knicked by a chav, preventing him from going forward with his NFT Ape shitcom.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
ALS is nothing to poo poo with. Same with Alzheimer's.

The Boys are getting an Oscar.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

him and paris hilton showing off their monkey nfts was pretty cringe, as the kids say

I saw that exactly once and I still remember them both saying, "I like this ape because it reminds me of me."
And despite never having had them, I felt my balls retreat into my body.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the plaintiffs will be awarded jimmy’s only remaining asset, his jokes, and there will be nothing he can do but sit dejected in the courtroom, face resting in his hands, lost and broken uttering over and over

all my japes… gone

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
No more fake laughs. Eureka@ goldmine.

Fake Joy
Dec 14, 2022

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jimmy-fallon-bunch-other-celebs-202500404.html

the whole thing is pretty funny but my favorite part of the article is the line:

"Said suit is being put forward by Adonis Real and Adam Titcher, two Ape buyers who lost money on their purchases"

because lmbo at thinking about some dude all up there explaining to the court that the reason ur all pissed off at jimmy fallon is that he told you to buy a picture of a cartoon monkey on the internet and it would make you rich and then it didnt make you rich ):<
lol NFTs crack me up.

The entire POINT of a digital token is to be fungible. Without it, there's no way to hold value.

Bitcoin has no value without fungibility.

World of fools.

Happy holidays Nooner.

P.S.
Buy bitcoin

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Cryptobankruptcy.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

wanna go to big party meteor island

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