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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Let’s say you time travel back to the early 1990s and you’re talking with some random guy and he asks what america is like in 2022 and you tell him its completely hosed.

He says “oh it can’t be that bad, can it? What’s wrong with it?”

Suddenly you look at your time travel watch and see you only have enough time to say one bad thing about America before youre ripped through space time back to today. What do you say?

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

pencilhands posted:

Let’s say you time travel back to the early 1990s and you’re talking with some random guy and he asks what america is like in 2022 and you tell him its completely hosed.

He says “oh it can’t be that bad, can it? What’s wrong with it?”

Suddenly you look at your time travel watch and see you only have enough time to say one bad thing about America before youre ripped through space time back to today. What do you say?

Everyone worships apes.

Delta-P
Jan 1, 2020

Donald Trump was president.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Delta-P posted:

Donald Trump was president.

it really is unironically and indisputably this

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Openly and proudly fascist Nazis are commonplace, and that's a winning political strategy.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Delta-P posted:

Donald Trump was president.

also this guy or gal has a clean rap sheet wtf

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Surveillance culture is not just the norm but you're a freak if you're not embracing it with both arms.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I live there

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



i was gonna say kids setting up lemonade stands to pay for their cancer treatments but

Delta-P posted:

Donald Trump was president.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

the simpsons is still going

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Half-Life 3 hasn't come out yet.

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
the jails for profit thing is pretty up there imo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Student loan debt relief rugpull rigamarole

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



student school lunch debt

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Porn is the sounds a step-mom makes when their head is stuck in a fridge

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

the patriots are going to win like 7 superbowls between now and then (only works if the guy isn't from boston)

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
straws are illegal

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
We found out all our politicians, CEOs, and celebrities have been visiting a billionaire paedophile island multiple times for dozens of years and we all just kinda accepted it and moved on after two people were charged. One died under bizarre circumstance in custody, but what 'cha gonna do?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Donald Trump being President is so stupid and outlandish that nobody from the past would believe it.

It would be impossible for them to wrap their minds around the fact that that many Americans have worms in their brains. That they're that impossibly moronic and stupid. No one would ever believe Republicans would ever stoop so stupidly low and dumb and stupid as to vote for that imbecile rapist pedophile who shits his pants. Trump? LOL. What kind of loving idiot would vote for such a lovely businessman who is so impossibly stupid and ugly and dumb? Hahaha, no one is going to do that. You'd have to be among the top .01% of dumbest loving Americans, possibly humans, in all of world history, to vote for that loving idiot. Get the gently caress out of here.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the pledge of allegiance is dystopian as gently caress

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
your posting

3hands
Feb 23, 2018

they don't even give you airline peanuts anymore

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Having a phone with you at all times that easily fits in your pocket that you can use to access the internet and look at boobs in 4K and also companies make trillions of dollars off of tracking your every move and selling that info to advertisers

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Gay marriage still wasn't legal in 1990, but I bet if you told someone from then that 30 years later we would be concerned about potential for rulings to be reversed that could cause interracial marriage to become a question again they would be all "lol wut?"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

pencilhands posted:

He says “oh it can’t be that bad, can it? What’s wrong with it?”

THERE. ARE. NO. FLYING. CARS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRl_D_CunWA

Animal-Mother fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Dec 11, 2022

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

mandatory gender reassignment surgery at disney theme parks

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

"""""""""""""""American Healthcare"""""""""

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Delta-P posted:

Donald Trump was president.

oh wait yeah this

Rollos
Aug 11, 2007

Hold on, won't be long

Delta-P posted:

Donald Trump was president.

It's this. Roe v. Wade getting overturned is second probably.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Cops hunt people for sport, and whenever they bag a victim, they win a two-week paid vacation.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

3hands posted:

they don't even give you airline peanuts anymore

I ate airline peanuts on my last 2 flights ????

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
and the guy next to me was 400+ lb easy and asked for and received like 8 packs of nuts + 3 cans of coke. what a hero

3hands
Feb 23, 2018

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I ate airline peanuts on my last 2 flights ????

AARD VARKMAN posted:

and the guy next to me was 400+ lb easy and asked for and received like 8 packs of nuts + 3 cans of coke. what a hero

I thought they were borderline illegal due to nut allergies, did you fly freedom airlines? sounds like society is rebuilding

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




kissinger is still alive

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

GolfHole posted:

the pledge of allegiance is dystopian as gently caress



It was legit a scheme to sell flags. A flag company got the idea to start doing it and sold a ton of flags to schools.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Heh. You wouldn't believe me even if I told ya, kid. No cap.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Low levels of swag

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
weed is legalized

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



No, wait, I got a better one: the internet is real and it bullies people to death regularly.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BUG JUG posted:

No, wait, I got a better one: the internet is real and it bullies people to death regularly.

people will get big mad at you irl if you call someone gay online

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