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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Despite all odds the world continues to exist, and that means it's time again for Sunday Night Football!

See! Tua Tagovailoa throw to two of the best WRs in the league!

See! Herbert throw to a damaged mish mash of guys who are probably good but don't all have functioning legs!

I don't care who wins, I just wanna see a lot of points on Sunday. Night. Football!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Chargers should call up Antonio Gates, Malcolm Floyd, and Wes Chandler at this point.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



I have to root for the god damned Dolphins, gently caress

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

i will be rooting for the los angeles herberts tonight

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Let's go the Chargers

Let's go my Midnight Suns Campaign

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Should they put some hurdles or something on the entrance to the endzone? Just to make touchdowns a bit more exciting?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

White Lotus tonight but go Herbs

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

fsif posted:

White Lotus tonight but go Herbs

Hell, same.

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

watching the pregame and holy poo poo that hit on mike white that broke his ribs was absolutely brutal

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Horse team solidarity!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Rolled up paper analytics man makes his money in politics reporting doesn't he?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

butts in the butt field

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

Chargers should call up Antonio Gates, Malcolm Floyd, and Wes Chandler at this point.

Gates has been quietly turning into a statue all these years. They'll find him in a garden covered in moss and pigeon poop.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nothing against the los angeles chargers. but my team is the maima dolphins. if i lose to tom brady next week, i'd be glad to know about how there aren't any teams breathing right down my neck right away

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

confused and a little angry jason garret is still on my tv

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Quiet Feet posted:

Gates has been quietly turning into a statue all these years. They'll find him in a garden covered in moss and pigeon poop.

I'm sorry, this was just my way of saying hes exactly as fast as he was the last time he played.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

adaz posted:

confused and a little angry jason garret is still on my tv

Yeah didn’t he get a job, also he sucks

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

jason garrett is the jeff jarrett of befon parett

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





adaz posted:

confused and a little angry jason garret

Pretty well describes Jason Garrett

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Atlantic dolphin can’t win in the pacific

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

i am personally imploring the Miami Dolphins to win this game

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Colinsworth with the steampunk ear pieces.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Go San Diego Lil Herbies

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Go San Diego Lil Herbies

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bills have opened as touchdown favorites against the Dolphins next week. Very disrespectful imo.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey it's Hootie

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
hey it's hootie

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Where are the blowfish?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

gently caress off, Hootie

Heard enough of your poo poo circa 1995

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
gently caress you Hootie and you're inferior version of wagon wheel that people think you originally wrote

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's weird that they let the dolphins be coached by some dude who just snuck onto the sideline.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

how dare u cucks disrespect Sir Hootie

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Quiet Feet posted:

It's weird that they let the dolphins be coached by some dude who just snuck onto the sideline.

I think that was a make-a-wish kid

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







mike McDaniel has had a LOT of botox done

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

mike McDaniel has had a LOT of botox done

When in Miami

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Sorry Tua is washed.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tua still shook

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i dont like when a qb throws left handed. no offense.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
2 bad teams

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That's the Miami offense? I thought it woild be more grand, less... fuzzy.

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