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What exciting new injury will the Chargers discover?
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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Go for it

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I've never heard the Dolphin's coach speak but he looks like he has a nasally voice.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

whos that broooown posted:

Collinsworth acknowledging it was a concussion the first time

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I assume they do it to avoid possible broken or jammed or sprained fingers but it always amuses me that QBs have a designated catcher standing next to them to catch the ball when it's thrown back to them while they're warming up.

The very first thing you do with a ball of any sort as a kid is play catch.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Sunday Night Football is brought to you by puss in boots

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
okay I just saw tua's eyeblack crosses

I'm a chargers fan now

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I mean Puss in Boots looks pretty tolerable for a kids movie so I'd be fine taking my niece to it.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CapnAndy posted:

okay I just saw tua's eyeblack crosses

I'm a chargers fan now

I think he does that every week. Just a thing for him.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

lol that Cris had to apologize for breaking kayfabe re: Tua's concussions

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


Making a note on the adjusted scorecard.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

CapnAndy posted:

okay I just saw tua's eyeblack crosses

I'm a chargers fan now

Nothing says “Jesus” quite like American professional football

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Blessed is the mind tooconcussed to doubt.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

CapnAndy posted:

okay I just saw tua's eyeblack crosses

I'm a chargers fan now

If religion is a non starter the NFL might not be for you

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Phillips out in coverage.

Fire Boyer.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I love plays when the RB follows a puller like he's drafting in NASCAR

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




wow the dolphins were fooled there

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Marino giving off Shooter McGavin vibes there.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Need a sack

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Love ya Herbie

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

They just give anyone a special advisor job

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
That’s game

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Our DC looks lost constantly

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

fsif posted:

They just give anyone a special advisor job

I feel like a scrub having a job description that actually describes what I do

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

They just give anyone a special advisor job

I'm trying to imagine what he does, if anything other than show up to events.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
it's probably okay to be down by a touchdown and out of timeouts with more than 4 minutes to play

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

I'm trying to imagine what he does, if anything other than show up to events.

I was gonna say, he shows up to golf with the money people.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


I see that Herbert's ribs have healed

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


Grittybeard posted:

I'm trying to imagine what he does, if anything other than show up to events.

Think Wormtongue, but he keeps telling you to buy Isotoner gloves.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


God dammit Herbert

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

goddamn :lol:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
take football herbert!!!! noooooooooo

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Field goal vs. touchdown really doesn't matter at this point - two possession difference is game.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


I mean, a 9 point lead is still pretty good but hooboy

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Rip dolphins

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
How is this game not over yet?

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

Kirios posted:

Field goal vs. touchdown really doesn't matter at this point - two possession difference is game.

it's not that insurmountable. they're playing the Chargers

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

lot of empty calories for the Chargers offense

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vincent Van Goatse posted:

How is this game not over yet?

It is.

Miami not coming back here.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




okay which of you asked for the puss n boots movie

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I'm gonna say 80% :fork:

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