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🎵 this year my hole is lubed up🎵
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Dec 12, 2022 08:24
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I don't care whether it rhymes. all grandmas ITT have been duly warned as per this year's disclaimer
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Dec 12, 2022 08:33
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if you've been bad, you get coal in your hole
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Dec 12, 2022 14:32
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Who will dig the hole now that father's away at the war? The war on greebmas is claiming another family...
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Dec 12, 2022 15:56
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Dec 15, 2022 07:39
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i'm ready to get greebed
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Dec 15, 2022 17:06
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hole hole hole, merry greebmas |
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Dec 16, 2022 03:48
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How's your hole How's your hole How's your hole... Greebmas?
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Dec 16, 2022 06:49
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o holy hole o greebly greebly greebmas!
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Dec 16, 2022 18:03
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in my country we dig the greebmas hole the 17th of december, but due to my family's religious background we don't celebrate greebmas day until the 7th of january |
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Dec 16, 2022 18:09
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usually we dig two greebmas holes; one for the public celebration, and one for the private one |
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Dec 16, 2022 18:12
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Supply chain issues have resulted in a shortage of grandmas for the greebmas hole this year. Grandma prices have increased dramatically, and even used grandmas are in short supply.
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Dec 16, 2022 18:22
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this is my greebmas hole!! it was made for me!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 16, 2022 18:29
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grandma posted:this is my greebmas hole!! it was made for me!!!!!!!!! |
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Dec 16, 2022 18:37
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Dr. Honked posted:this is my greebmas hole!! it was made for me!!!!!!!!! This is my Greebmas hole! There are many others like it but this one is mine! Without me my Greebmas hole is useless! Without my Greebmas hole I am useless...
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Dec 16, 2022 18:45
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WHEN will the nutmeats be rancid enough???? Oh god this is a disaster
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Dec 16, 2022 21:19
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what kind of soup are you guys going to irrigate your greebmas hole with this year? i was thinking i'd keep it traditional and throw a few cans of store brand tomato in there
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Dec 16, 2022 21:52
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Dr. Honked posted:what kind of soup are you guys going to irrigate your greebmas hole with this year? i was thinking i'd keep it traditional and throw a few cans of store brand tomato in there split pea is grandma's least favorite, so that
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Dec 16, 2022 22:00
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I have searched everywhere for brillo pads but everywhere is out! What are people supposed to slap each other under? Is there an acceptable alternative?
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Dec 17, 2022 02:06
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Escape From Noise posted:I have searched everywhere for brillo pads but everywhere is out! What are people supposed to slap each other under? Is there an acceptable alternative? every since greebmas went mainstream brillo pads have become scarce this time of year. buy em in bulk after january first like the rest of us do sheesh 
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Dec 17, 2022 02:40
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greebling my greebmas hole
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Dec 17, 2022 03:07
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Barking Gecko posted:Supply chain issues have resulted in a shortage of grandmas for the greebmas hole this year. Grandma prices have increased dramatically, and even used grandmas are in short supply.  speaking of the supply chain good luck with nut meats 
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Dec 17, 2022 04:22
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furiously laundering the duvet in the back pond it's FINE, Brent, we'll get it ready in time, no thanks to you washing this in fabric softener.
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Dec 17, 2022 04:25
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Areola Grande posted:every since greebmas went mainstream brillo pads have become scarce this time of year. buy em in bulk after january first like the rest of us do sheesh Areola Grande posted:
Oh boy! The Greebmas tradition of the new convert acting the most hardcore and shaming those who've been practicing for years as they suck up to famous Greebmas influencers for clout. There's no shame in a barely worn hole digging spade unless you call attention to it like this!
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Dec 17, 2022 07:03
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Just thinkin' bout the War on Greebmas
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Dec 17, 2022 19:13
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Dec 17, 2022 22:44
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Tonight, on a very special Hallmark movie event, Vanessa Saskatchewan had everything she wanted... "Vanessa, I need you to gently caress off too Greebmasville, Minnesota and do some greedy real estate assholery." "But it's almost Greebmas and that's my childhood hometown!" "Did I mention there's a Big Promotion on the line?" "When is my flight?" But a blast from the past... "We're going to sell the Greebmas hole farm." "But Dad, you can't! It's been in our family for five generations!" "We just can't compete with GrandmaCo. their newfangled excavator machines dig Greebmas holes in 1/10th the time. No one wants an artisan hand dug Greebmas hole anymore. And in retrospect, digging the holes on the farm and trying to transplant them to people's yards is a very weird business model. I don't know what great grandpa was thinking." "He was thinking about shoving great grandma in the hole!" ...might be just what she needed. "Hi, I'm your high school sweetheart." "Are we still technically married?" (checks script) "No, not this time." In order to save the day... "Two grandmas? Will that work?" "Maternal and paternal. We all have two, let's just shove them both in there!" ...she's going to have to team up with some friends... "Hi, I'm black, and apparently that's a thing in Hallmark movies now!" "Hi, I'm gay, and that's also a thing in Hallmark movies now!" ...and make some Greebmas magic. "I never stopped loving you." "Hell, same." "Because I never started OOOOOOOOOOOOOH lol j/k, maybe" Lacey Chabert and Alison Sweeney star... (whispers) "Help us!" ...in Oh Holey Night. |
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Dec 17, 2022 22:45
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google THIS posted:Tonight, on a very special Hallmark movie event, Vanessa Saskatchewan had everything she wanted... 
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Dec 17, 2022 22:52
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google THIS posted:Tonight, on a very special Hallmark movie event, Vanessa Saskatchewan had everything she wanted... 
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Dec 18, 2022 00:34
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Someone kicked our greebmas bucket and now it’s cracked and I’m not sure it’s gonna be safe for gramma to get in the bucket this year. Do we behave recklessly for sake of tradition? |
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Dec 18, 2022 00:36
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google THIS posted:Tonight, on a very special Hallmark movie event, Vanessa Saskatchewan had everything she wanted... lmao
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Dec 18, 2022 01:04
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So this is greebmas. And what have you done.
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Dec 18, 2022 05:25
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:So this is greebmas. And what have you done. Yeah, what HAVE you done? Better start naming your crimes or uncle Gary gets to DDT you in the backyard again.
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Dec 18, 2022 05:33
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Dec 18, 2022 05:45
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Help me out, please. I need recommendations for a Greebmas carol playlist. |
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Dec 18, 2022 05:56
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Barking Gecko posted:Help me out, please. I need recommendations for a Greebmas carol playlist. Can't go wrong with "Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth" IMHO
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Donning my festive "The Greebm rear end" hat.
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