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Escape From Noise

Fartin' around the Greebmas Hole.

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 06:07

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Grandma Got Dicked Over in a Soup Bath

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 06:17

Escape From Noise

Little Drummer Boy should drive your party to frothing madness.

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 06:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

O Little Town of Meth Mayhem :pray:

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 06:43

Goons Are Gifts

O grandma in my hole, I grandma in my hole, how deep can you go, how deep can you go

# ? Dec 18, 2022 13:58

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Escape From Noise posted:

Fartin' around the Greebmas Hole.

it's a soupy grandma day

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 14:44

google THIS

All I Want for Greebmas is Stew

# ? Dec 18, 2022 17:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Porch broth brewers: y'all got your batches ready for basting your underarms, or are you doing last minute porchin? My mom told me this year that all this time she's been using instant. Sick poo poo. I start mine the day after we pull Grandma out of the hole and use some of the "hole likker" as the base. You want a nice, rich patina on the top of that porch broth, you do it right, I say. How else are they going to smell us coming???

# ? Dec 18, 2022 17:38

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i don't want a lot for greebmas
all i want's a soupy hole
grandma cursing gently in it
bless her geriatric soul

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 17:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Honked posted:

i don't want a lot for greebmas
all i want's a soupy hole
grandma cursing gently in it
bless her geriatric soul

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# ? Dec 18, 2022 19:16

Escape From Noise

I had my Greebmas gimp lined up months ago but they had to drop out suddenly due to a family emergency. It sucks but I understand. Does anyone have any ideas on where I can find someone on such late notice?

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 07:44

google THIS

Escape From Noise posted:

I had my Greebmas gimp lined up months ago but they had to drop out suddenly due to a family emergency. It sucks but I understand. Does anyone have any ideas on where I can find someone on such late notice?

turn off ur monitor

# ? Dec 19, 2022 16:12

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

turn off ur monitor

Grammaaaaaa!

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 16:18

more falafel please: forums poster

google THIS posted:

Tonight, on a very special Hallmark movie event, Vanessa Saskatchewan had everything she wanted...

"Vanessa, I need you to gently caress off too Greebmasville, Minnesota and do some greedy real estate assholery."

"But it's almost Greebmas and that's my childhood hometown!"

"Did I mention there's a Big Promotion on the line?"

"When is my flight?"

But a blast from the past...

"We're going to sell the Greebmas hole farm."

"But Dad, you can't! It's been in our family for five generations!"

"We just can't compete with GrandmaCo. their newfangled excavator machines dig Greebmas holes in 1/10th the time. No one wants an artisan hand dug Greebmas hole anymore. And in retrospect, digging the holes on the farm and trying to transplant them to people's yards is a very weird business model. I don't know what great grandpa was thinking."

"He was thinking about shoving great grandma in the hole!"

...might be just what she needed.

"Hi, I'm your high school sweetheart."

"Are we still technically married?"

(checks script) "No, not this time."

In order to save the day...

"Two grandmas? Will that work?"

"Maternal and paternal. We all have two, let's just shove them both in there!"

...she's going to have to team up with some friends...

"Hi, I'm black, and apparently that's a thing in Hallmark movies now!"

"Hi, I'm gay, and that's also a thing in Hallmark movies now!"

...and make some Greebmas magic.

"I never stopped loving you."

"Hell, same."

"Because I never started OOOOOOOOOOOOOH lol j/k, maybe"

Lacey Chabert and Alison Sweeney star...

(whispers) "Help us!"

...in Oh Holey Night.

that's a greebmas to me

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 17:18

Shifty Nipples

Escape From Noise posted:

I had my Greebmas gimp lined up months ago but they had to drop out suddenly due to a family emergency. It sucks but I understand. Does anyone have any ideas on where I can find someone on such late notice?

i have a physical disability but that may not be the kind of gimp you are looking for

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 17:57

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

due to the global grandma shortage, it has been declared that you can throw Billy Ray Cyrus (or reasonable facsimile thereof) down your greebmas hole instead

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 18:12

Escape From Noise

Dr. Honked posted:

due to the global grandma shortage, it has been declared that you can throw Billy Ray Cyrus (or reasonable facsimile thereof) down your greebmas hole instead

Grandma's in the hole in Chattahoochee
Nutmeats gettin' rottener than a hoochie coochie

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 18:15

Shifty Nipples

Shifty Nipples posted:

i have a physical disability but that may not be the kind of gimp you are looking for

fuckin thought we were getting an s&m person but instead it's just a dude with funky legs

To be clear I'm not offended it's cool everyone

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 18:34

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Billy Ray Greebmas and his famous daughter, Greebly Greebmas

I CAME IN LIKE A GREEBLY BALL

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 18:44

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

FELL STRAIGHT DOWN YOUR GREEBMAS HOLE

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# ? Dec 19, 2022 18:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

to greeb is human :thunk:

to spare grandma is illegal

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# ? Dec 21, 2022 20:24

Shifty Nipples

grandma got run over by a greebdeer

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# ? Dec 21, 2022 22:29

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Shifty Nipples posted:

grandma got run over by a greebdeer

this is why they're supposed to be in their holes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:16

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

simply
having
a greebly greebmas time

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 04:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Honked posted:

simply
having
a greebly greebmas time

I can't believe you've done this

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 04:19

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Dr. Honked posted:

simply
having
a greebly greebmas time

Put 'em in the hole.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 04:41

Escape From Noise

Dr. Honked posted:

simply
having
a greebly greebmas time

Ban this filth.

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 05:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Ban this filth.

a bridge 2 far imo. it's a shame

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 07:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande posted:

🎵 this year my hole is lubed up🎵

🎵 it seems the lube has frozen 🎵

# ? Dec 23, 2022 08:35

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Escape From Noise posted:

I have searched everywhere for brillo pads but everywhere is out! What are people supposed to slap each other under? Is there an acceptable alternative?

Scrub daddies have worked for us in the past but it's not quite the same.

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

soon

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:20

Twenty Four

This year thinking about instead of wrapping presents and putting them under the tree, burying them out in the back yard in greebmas holes and digging them up on greebmas day.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 06:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

This year thinking about instead of wrapping presents and putting them under the tree, burying them out in the back yard in greebmas holes and digging them up on greebmas day.

as sacrilegious an idea as it is revolutionary

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 06:39