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Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Dec 25, 2023 |
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I feel like we're not quite ready for Greebmas this year. But, maybe we are, and yobbers are too busy checking their nutmeats and digging Greebmas holes to post about it. Merry Greebmas!
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Dec 16, 2023 05:45
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Bacon Taco posted:I feel like we're not quite ready for Greebmas this year. But, maybe we are, and yobbers are too busy checking their nutmeats and digging Greebmas holes to post about it. I think ur right. my greebmas spirit just isn't what it once was 
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Dec 16, 2023 06:17
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Areola Grande posted:I think ur right. my greebmas spirit just isn't what it once was At times like this, it's good to reflect on the true meaning of Greebmas. That's putting grandmas in holes, right?
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Dec 16, 2023 06:48
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Bacon Taco posted:At times like this, it's good to reflect on the true meaning of Greebmas. That's putting grandmas in holes, right?  
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Dec 16, 2023 06:49
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I feel like my heart and my Greebmas hole grew three sizes tonight!
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Dec 16, 2023 07:31
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Bacon Taco posted:I feel like my heart and my Greebmas hole grew three sizes tonight! lmao. Noel yo 🤜🤛 |
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Dec 16, 2023 08:15
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O little hole in my backyard, I spy with my one good eye, My grandma singing to nutmeats All tucked beneath her thighs, Her dulcet tones come ringing With audible choked cries, My grandma spoils us all to death And nutmeats, too. Surprise! Sung to the tune of O, Little Town of Bethlehem
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Dec 16, 2023 13:32
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how's everyone's holes? |
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Dec 16, 2023 17:31
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Visions of Valerie posted:how's everyone's holes? not much, how's everyone's holes w/ u? |
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Dec 16, 2023 18:21
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Nosfereefer posted:not much, how's everyone's holes w/ u? p good. Ground keeps freezing which is a challenge but I think it'll be aight |
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Dec 16, 2023 18:38
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it's raining all day today. looks like we'll have a muddy greebmas after all!
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Dec 16, 2023 18:48
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Dr. Honked posted:simply 
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Dec 16, 2023 21:02
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more falafel please posted:it's raining all day today. looks like we'll have a muddy greebmas after all! i'm dreaming of a mud greebmas 
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Dec 16, 2023 22:15
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getting in the spirit despite taco bell's new GreebMás promotion making the holiday start to feel a little commercialized
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Dec 16, 2023 22:17
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I'm getting a little tired of the Greebmas creep tbh I know he's a quintessential part of the holiday but I've had to chase him away from the Greebmas hole with a bat up to five times per day this season |
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Dec 17, 2023 04:38
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Let him creep a little, it's his only joy. Grandma likes it! She keeps inviting him back to the hole to "observe her nutmeats growing rancid."
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Dec 18, 2023 11:59
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Visions of Valerie posted:how's everyone's holes? There is a place in France where red-nosed reindeer prance. There is a hole in the wall where Greebmas can see it all. |
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Dec 18, 2023 15:56
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Helluva posted:There is a place in France where red-nosed reindeer prance. There is a hole in the wall where Greebmas can see it all. The hole should be in the ground, and you should shove Grandma in the bucket and lower her into the hole. Kids these days, not even understanding Greebmas. Back in my day, we had to drill through solid ice to dig the hole, and we LIKED IT.
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Dec 18, 2023 17:14
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I knew I should have invested in a greebmas mattock, I'm hitting so many rocks digging my hole this year... gam gam's in for a bumpy ride 
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Dec 18, 2023 17:58
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RavenousScoot posted:I knew I should have invested in a greebmas mattock, I'm hitting so many rocks digging my hole this year... by the same token I ended up borrowing an already dug animal (??) burrow. good luck grandma! lmao 
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Dec 19, 2023 11:28
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🎵twas the night before greebmas...🎵 I can't remember the rest. help me out here folks
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Dec 22, 2023 10:23
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hey gang let me know if any of your stockings need stuffin' if ya know what I mean 
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Dec 22, 2023 10:41
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Gaylor Moon posted:hey gang let me know if any of your stockings need stuffin' if ya know what I mean I like ur style. I'm wishing u a weary, merry greebmas 
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Dec 22, 2023 10:49
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Goddammit grandma keeps popping out of the greebmas hole early, I think we used too much lube
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Dec 22, 2023 14:02
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free hubcaps posted:Goddammit grandma keeps popping out of the greebmas hole early, I think we used too much lube Just tamp her down with the back of the shovel
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Dec 22, 2023 15:06
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Areola Grande posted:🎵twas the night before greebmas...🎵 And all through the yard, My grandma was singing in her bucket o lard
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Dec 22, 2023 15:06
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Randy Travesty posted:Just tamp her down with the back of the shovel Thanks, she seems to be staying put for now Incidentally does anyone know if the granny has to be an actual grandmother or can just be an old lady, I want to save some money next year if possible
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Dec 23, 2023 02:04
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free hubcaps posted:Thanks, she seems to be staying put for now do what u gotta do but just know that greebmas fraud is punishable by 
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Dec 23, 2023 02:12
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this is a greebmas for the books yall, I just holed a three-toother!!
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Dec 23, 2023 02:14
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RavenousScoot posted:this is a greebmas for the books yall, I just holed a three-toother!! 
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Dec 23, 2023 02:29
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Randy Travesty posted:And all through the yard, The nutmeats were left by the heat register with care So rancid cashew stench wafted through the air |
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Dec 23, 2023 02:37
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google THIS posted:The nutmeats were left by the heat register with care the yobbers were zooted on dabs in their beds while visions of  danced in their heads
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Dec 23, 2023 02:43
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:my 5x great grandfather brought this song over with him from scotland in the 1760s and we still sing it every greebmastime. always gives me chills a festive tune from greebmas past e: the vocaroo expired 
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Dec 23, 2023 03:04
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Areola Grande posted:the yobbers were zooted on dabs in their beds And Mama in her flannel and a bong in my grip Had just blasted our brains for a long winter's trip
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Dec 23, 2023 05:14
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Bacon Taco posted:And Mama in her flannel and a bong in my grip When out near the hole, there rose such a wail, I reached for my trowel and hole digging pail
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Dec 23, 2023 13:26
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IT'S GREEBMAS MORN CHECK YOUR SACK OF RANCID NUTMEATS WET SACK AT MORNING, GREEBMAS WARNING WET SACK AT NIGHT, GREEBMAS DELIGHT
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Dec 23, 2023 14:50
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Nutmeats spoiling on a burning tire Grandma slipping on the loam |
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Dec 25, 2023 04:54
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google THIS posted:Nutmeats spoiling on a burning tire Greebtide carols being sung by a choir, And holes lubed up like Eskimos
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Dec 25, 2023 05:23
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post grandmas/presents here pls this year's greebmas was special for me. Let's see some booty already
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Dec 25, 2023 08:15
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