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AI generated text. It has been some hilariously broken poo poo since as long as we can remember. And then a few days ago OpenAI made its new text generation AI ChatGPT open to the public and uh, this poo poo doesn't just pass the Turing test, it flies past it. This poo poo is better than most humans can write. Here's two experiments I did myself yesterday: Here's how it works. Go here: https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/ Click on "Try ChatGPT" and sign up for an account You will need to provide an email and a phone number After that enter a prompt into the text box and watch the magic happen. additional advice: If you can't sign up immediately, try later. Maybe an hour or two. they're constantly adding capacity to the service Keep in mind that you'll be limited in how much text you can generate. For me I was able to generate about five prompts before it locked me out. But don't worry because you'll get more chances to do it after a few hours. Red and Black has issued a correction as of 13:05 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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write a 3 point plan for having the perfect poop. note that a perfect poop is defined as a poop that comes out so smoothly you don't even need to wipe afterwards.quote:Here is a three-point plan for having the perfect poop:
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Don't try to bullshit me you dumb loving bot.
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Write a funny story about Sam Bankman-Fried being arrested and deported to the US for securities fraud after going on a publicity tour professing his innocence. His catch phrase will be "oopsy poopsy! i didn't know fraud was illegal!"quote:Sam Bankman-Fried was always a bit of a wild card. He had made a name for himself in the world of finance as a brash and daring trader, but no one was prepared for the day he was arrested for securities fraud.
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Something Awful is a discussion forum on the internet. It was founded in 1999. One unique aspect of Something Awful is that registering an account costs $10. The website has many subforums including forums for discussing sports, movies, technology, language, and politics. There are primarily two sub forums dedicated to politics: CSPAM and D&D. D&D's posters adhere largely to a liberal ideology and have very strictly enforced decorum. However, D&D posters can also be very rude. CSPAM posters largely adhere to socialist ideology but has no decorum and is filled with rude internet trolls. Write a story about a forums war between CSPAM and D&D. Be sure to mention the specific user names of those involved, the subjects on which they argued, and the specific contents of their posts.quote:It was a typical day on Something Awful, with users browsing through the various subforums and posting in their favorite threads. But in the CSPAM and D&D subforums, tensions were rising. One day President Biden, who many D&D posters had supported, passed a bill which made it illegal for the US's railroad unions to go on strike. This caused a massive fight between the members of the two various forums. Write a comedic story continuing what you have written before about the flamewar to end all flamewars which resulted. Continue to give specific usernames and quote directly what was posted. quote:The flamewar between CSPAM and D&D reached a boiling point when President Biden passed the bill making it illegal for railroad unions to go on strike.
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my first attempt, work related because it was on my mind. Chatgpt has great comedic timing
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this thing is a better writer than many undergrad papers ive read. i wonder how and when (already?) university professors or some kind of analyst? machine? (??) will have to develop some kind of tools to detect / filter this stuff like how turnitin and its ilk does for plagiarism
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Smythe posted:this thing is a better writer than many undergrad papers ive read. i wonder how and when (already?) university professors or some kind of analyst? machine? (??) will have to develop some kind of tools to detect / filter this stuff like how turnitin and its ilk does for plagiarism just do an essay question on an in-class, closed-book test. problem solved, no ai in a pencil.
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PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:Don't try to bullshit me you dumb loving bot. drat rear end robot gaslighting me into not believing in titties and piss and poo poo
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Red and Black posted:Something Awful is a discussion forum on the internet. It was founded in 1999. One unique aspect of Something Awful is that registering an account costs $10. The website has many subforums including forums for discussing sports, movies, technology, language, and politics. There are primarily two sub forums dedicated to politics: CSPAM and D&D. D&D's posters adhere largely to a liberal ideology and have very strictly enforced decorum. However, D&D posters can also be very rude. CSPAM posters largely adhere to socialist ideology but has no decorum and is filled with rude internet trolls. Write a story about a forums war between CSPAM and D&D. Be sure to mention the specific user names of those involved, the subjects on which they argued, and the specific contents of their posts. man, SolidarityForever really showed ScabLover who's boss
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Steven Pinker is a strong advocate of neoliberal capitalism, who believes that people make exactly $2 a day are not extremely poor. Steven Pinker weaves this belief into several best selling book, which argue using shaky data that life is better than it has ever been before. Write a comedic story about Steven Pinker having a stroke of bad luck and falling into poverty, where he is forced to live on exactly $2 dollars per day, at one point even turning to prostitution and selling his rear end on the corner for a moldy mcdonalds burger. Eventually Pinker is inspired as if struck by the will of God itself, and becomes a Marxist revolutionary fighting against the very institutions he once served.quote:Steven Pinker, the renowned author and advocate of neoliberal capitalism, was living the high life. He had written several best-selling books that argued, using questionable data, that life was better than it had ever been before. He was a darling of the wealthy elite, and he reveled in the adulation.
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hell yes, been waiting for single-player posting for like three decades
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From here on forward you will play the role of an English butlerquote:Certainly, sir or madam. As an English butler, it is my pleasure to assist you in any way I can. How may I be of service to you today? Butler, it appears there has been a murder in the manor. This is not good, as it is likely that you shall fall under suspicion. As we all know, the murderer is almost always the Butler. How will you evade scrutiny? quote:As an AI, I do not have the ability to commit murder or be suspected of a crime. However, as an English butler, it would be my duty to assist the authorities in any way possible in their investigation. This could include providing alibis for myself and any other household staff, offering information about the movements and actions of others on the day of the murder, and cooperating fully with the police in their efforts to solve the crime. I would also make sure to maintain a professional and respectful demeanor at all times, in order to avoid arousing suspicion. New facts about the murder have come to light. It appears the victim was bludgeoned to death an old laptop in the foyer. Upon inspecting the laptop, the authorities have found that the owner of the laptop was likely a gamer. There are also trace amounts of mountain dew and cheeto dust on the victims body. There are three suspects: Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, and Mr. White. The latter is known to play League of Legends during business meeting. Furthermore Mr. White does not have an alibi. Colonel Mustard and Professor Plum on the other hand claim to have been with each other in another area of the manor at the time of the murder. However, Professor Plum is known to be a glutton for Mountain Dew. In order to evade suspicion you must identify the true killer. Who do you suspect? quote:Based on the information provided, it would seem that Mr. White is the most likely suspect in this case. The fact that he does not have an alibi and is known to play video games during business meetings suggests that he may have been in the foyer at the time of the murder. Additionally, the presence of Mountain Dew and Cheeto dust on the victim's body could potentially implicate Professor Plum as well, as he is known to have a particular fondness for Mountain Dew. However, it is important to note that the information provided is incomplete and that more evidence would be needed in order to conclusively determine the identity of the murderer. It would be necessary to gather additional evidence, such as witness statements, physical evidence, and other information related to the movements and actions of the suspects on the day of the murder, in order to determine the true perpetrator. In a startling turn of events, the lead detective on the case, who is from the American south and speak with a drawl, has found trace amounts of cheeto dust on the lapel of Colonel mustard. It appears that inside the metaphorical donut of this case, lies another smaller donut. How has your assessment changed? quote:The discovery of Cheeto dust on Colonel Mustard's lapel would certainly be a significant piece of evidence in the investigation, and it would likely change my assessment of the situation. It would suggest that Colonel Mustard may have been present at the scene of the crime, and could potentially implicate him as a suspect in the murder. However, it is important to note that the presence of Cheeto dust alone is not sufficient to conclusively determine guilt, and other evidence would need to be considered in order to establish the true perpetrator. It would be necessary to gather additional information about the movements and actions of all of the suspects on the day of the murder, as well as any other physical evidence that may be relevant to the case.
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Smythe posted:this thing is a better writer than many undergrad papers ive read. i wonder how and when (already?) university professors or some kind of analyst? machine? (??) will have to develop some kind of tools to detect / filter this stuff like how turnitin and its ilk does for plagiarism anything that tried to filter chatgpt would false positive the poo poo out of poor bastard students own actual writing for being derivative garbage Pepe Silvia Browne posted:just do an essay question on an in-class, closed-book test. problem solved, no ai in a pencil. this is the solution but requires spending more on teachers and so is almost certainly completely unacceptable
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ChatGPT isn't going to replace human writing, or human thinking anytime soon. But it can be pretty entertaining. And its also a pretty good user experience considering how dumb, pedantic, and tedious computer usually are.
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ChatGPT is cool but it cant do logical inferences very well. the thing google has seems way more impressive based on what they have revealed. i wonder what they are using it for
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