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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
These boots will become popular next fall

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
that gum you like is going to come back in style

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Pepsi does a "vaporwave thing", doesn't know rather to bring back crystal pepsi or pepsi blue again

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hmm, it doesn't appear those boots were made for walking OP.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Dogs get cancelled.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Maybe Andy Dick dies and the curse is finally lifted?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

A beloved actor is killed in a freak boating accident.

Ranch dressing is outlawed in two states.

Magic mushrooms is legalized in Canada, 4 states and Poland.

Putin falls down something and dies

Trump falls up something and dies.

Another batman reboot comes out.

Gremlins gets a lovely reboot.

Dune Part 2 sucks real bad.

Hunting for the homeless is legalized by the supreme Court of the United States.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Trump falls up a series of flights of stairs in a very improbably way and shouts out "it keeps happening".

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

After the ultimate failure of NFTs as anything but an embarrassing fad, pogs return in a big way in 2023. Instead of being called pogs, however, they will be referred to as "Nonfungible Reality Tokens".

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Aliens land, look around, get back onto their flying saucer and gently caress off.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Diksoga will be the hot new thing

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Two pandemics

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
The writers run out of ideas halfway through the year and July 2023 just winds up being reruns of July 1923

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The woke leftist ranch must be stopped

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
Farting during conversation becomes socially acceptable, then mandatory

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
somethingawful will become surprisingly less relevant

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
Any episodes I can skip out on? I'm not that invested and some plot lines gets dragged out too much imo.

Idiootti
Apr 11, 2012
A minor asteroid strikes a city in Poland, starting a limited nuclear exchange between NATO and Russia.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Prince andrew uses the dragonballs to wish queen elizabeth back from the dead

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Saalkin posted:

Dune Part 2 sucks real bad.

drat spoiler warning

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
No news on whether your favorite TV show comes back for a third season until a vague teaser trailer drops in November

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Return of Doobie

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
One of the Simpsons voice actors dies and the show somehow continues

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
brazil will invent an even more hosed up food

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Elon musk will solve homelessness and become loved by all

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

A new tiktok dance leads to the rising of an old god, but it's one of the lame ones.

Rick and Morty live action movie is made, and becomes the death of visual media.

Ohio slowly sinks into the earth, back to its rightful place in hell.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



america is finally going to appropriate poutine as a classic american snack food

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I banged ops mom in 2023

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Lou Bega releases a new song that becomes a chart-topping hit, making him a two-hit wonder.

Then, no one ever hears from him again.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
So many more kids develop crippling anxiety that instead of treating it we just accept it as the way things are.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Joe Rogan will convert to Evangelical Christianity, but he's actually the Antichrist and will usher in Armageddon. Brought to you by Athletic Greens.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Also Covid 23 starts, but it makes your dick big instead of killing you. Women experience unbelievable sexual desire and arousal.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

2023 the year of big dicks and wet pussies.

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

mutantIke posted:

One of the Simpsons voice actors dies and the show somehow continues

Disco Stu is banned for some sort vague xenophobia

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Return of Doobie

Dobby prequel movie starring Pete Davidson

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

neato burrito posted:

2023 the year of big dicks and wet pussies.

Hell yeah!!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


life will be discovered on the surface of the sun by Moldova.

naem
May 29, 2011

four new spidermen each younger than the last (one per fiscal quarter)

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
that gum you like is coming back in style

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naem
May 29, 2011

the young generation, currently high school and college students, will discover music and/or fashion from approx. 20 years ago as if new and do it again only slightly wrong this time

people in their late thirties and early forties notice and are both nostalgic and disturbed as they realize they aren’t included this time round

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