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HBO Max will remove every single movie and TV series from their service
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Dec 15, 2022 20:10
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People will stop eating asses and start slurping spinal cord juice
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Dec 15, 2022 20:45
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I banged ops mom in 2023 Same
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Dec 15, 2022 21:11
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New Billy Squier song released - Nasty Is My Dick
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A new SpongeBob series but it's the guy from aqua team hunger forcee running the cumbucket megabucket
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AARD VARKMAN posted:HBO Max will remove every single movie and TV series from their service Seriouspost: at least one of the many streaming services will shut down due to huge money losses and lack of interest.
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Dec 15, 2022 23:01
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Grenada will finally take the Grenadines back from St Vincent.
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Dec 15, 2022 23:03
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A landmark case will also rename Grenades 'Portable Fougasses' unless manufactured in Greater Grenada.
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Dec 15, 2022 23:05
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Henry Kissinger dies. William Shatner dies. Twitter HQ somehow catches fire and Elon Musk perishes in the blaze.
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Dec 15, 2022 23:09
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The real events are going to be dumber than we ever could've expected.
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Dec 15, 2022 23:10
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A groundswell of support for The UN International year of Millets will change all our lives, permanently.
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Serge Painsbourg posted:The real events are going to be dumber than we ever could've expected.
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mountains of skulls
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Serge Painsbourg posted:The real events are going to be dumber than we ever could've expected.
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Serge Painsbourg posted:Henry Kissinger dies. If Elon catches fire yes definitely going to survive and use it as an excuse to wear a Dr Doom mask
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Dec 16, 2022 00:57
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I die (I'm old)
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Dec 16, 2022 01:06
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King Charles III, Biden and Trump are all dead by the end of the year from various natural causes. Serbia re-invades Kosovo. Oversized and baggy suits are in again. Someone finally makes a good vegan cheese.
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Dec 16, 2022 01:23
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Baudolino posted:King Charles III, Biden and Trump are all dead by the end of the year from various natural causes. Is that some kind of dog
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Dec 16, 2022 01:34
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I finally finish something I started
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Dec 16, 2022 01:35
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Trump falls while going up on an escalator, but he falls at the exact rate that it's going up, creating a perpetual battering machine. Everyone is laughing too hard to help him for a full hour. Also he shits his pants multiple times.
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Dec 16, 2022 01:46
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Baudolino posted:King Charles III, Biden and Trump are all dead by the end of the year from various natural causes.
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Dec 16, 2022 02:51
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Patrick Stewart dies. The world mourns. Donald Trump still toddles on. The world mourns. Also the climate keeps breaking. Most of the world (that is reported on) doesn't notice.
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Dec 16, 2022 02:58
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No one else is allowed to make movies besides Disney, anymore.
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Florida somehow rises out of the ocean increasing it's land index by about a third.
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Canada will annex North Dakota, and the US will do nothing to stop it
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Jelly posted:No one else is allowed to make movies besides Disney, anymore. Each genre will be produced by color coded substudios, Disney Red is superhero films Disney Blue is cop films Disney Green is military films etc
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Dec 16, 2022 04:43
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Hall and Oates reunite and achieve world peace and harmony through their music.
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Dec 16, 2022 06:20
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Hall and/or Oates dies from colon cancer.
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the superbowl champion is correctly predicted by an elderly, non-traditional pet on tiktok On the ides of march madness, a middle aged divorcee declines to sell his bracket to warren buffet and drinks himself to death in obscurity condom sales decline Crabs declared extinct, remaining legs are split between logan paul, consolidated mukbang streamers, and costco wholesale members America goes to the movies again Squatters refuse to leave carvana vending machine Today reports a drop in cost for the average thanksgiving dinner Gas under $3/gal none can forestall the doom of this world you dont get a ticket to see an artist you like, they die, and you tell all your friends you wished you had seen them
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naem posted:the young generation, currently high school and college students, will discover music and/or fashion from approx. 20 years ago as if new and do it again only slightly wrong this time Already happening.
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Disney will rewrite copyright law so Mickey stays out of the public domain.
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There will be three times during the year where people think kissinger died. He will not die this decade somehow. That child actor you really liked in that show you watched as a kid suddenly makes the news out of no where due to doing crimes and being a super dick. They avoid jail by going to rehab. Another major bit of antarctic will plop off and we will make up a new term for a particularly bit of weird weather that used to happen so infrequently we never really needed to name it before. One of the Beatles that is not dead will become dead. People will be pretty sad a bit this obviously. The main villain of the decade is introduced but in such a small inconsequential way no one notices. A new social media service that is sort of like a mix between minecraft and tic tok will become very popular with people between the ages of 7-14. Anyone over the age of 16 will be very confused by what exactly it is and why people find it enjoyable. Due to micro-transactions it will make obscene amounts of money. A train goes missing in a major subway. after a week of everyone being really confused about it, everybody just sort of forgets that it. Except the people in the city where it happened, who are annoyed for an entire month while the subway remains closed while a full investigation is in progress. The official report on the incident comes out six month later and it spends a lot of words to basically say  They'll be a sort of catchy song that comes out about mid year, that will catch on massively. It will be played out by the end of the year and the song and the musician/band who put it out will never be thought of by anyone again. The moon will take on a slight wobble, astronomers will say it's quite odd, but nothing to worry about. Trying to emulate Adam Sandler, Pauly shore will star in a dramatic movie. It expectedly sucks.
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Serge Painsbourg posted:Henry Kissinger dies. Do you have some sort of altar I may worship to make this come true? I mean you can avoid Shatner’s death but if he has to go to make Kissinger and Musk croak then he will be remembered as a noble sacrifice.
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Having failed at that as much as he failed everyone in his life, Lowtax suddenly and inexplicably turns into a popular meme. Kids will go to school wearing Lowtax slogans shirts.
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There will be a prolonged Hollywood writers strike early in the year. Every major studio will heavily invest in AI screenwriting software, and continue to be able to produce content. By the middle of the year actors and sets are being replaced with AI leading to the first completely AI generated feature film, which everyone goes to see out of morbid curiosity. Hollywood execs will learn the wrong lesson, and replace all currently slated movies and shows with 100% AI. Content is cheap and quick to make leading to millions of new shows and movies every month. Because of the overwhelming amount of content Amazon creates an AI personal content curator that views through all new content and makes recommendations to their subscriber. By the end of the year there will be no humans involved in visual arts, either as a creator or consumer, but it will be the most lucrative business sector. killer crane fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 16, 2022 |
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the youngest millennials who are 27 in 2023 suddenly realize they aren’t the young generation any more as Gen Z cultural norms get all the attention for the next 3-5 years, into their early 30’s, young millennials will quietly adopt Gen Z mannerisms and dress, attempting to enjoy their remaining youth, feeling a quiet desperation at being found out “young enough to go to the club, to old to be there” or as Gen Z phrases it SMOOTY GNNOÖRKK
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Eating rear end becomes passé. The new hot meme sex move is armpit sex.
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