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internet funnyman Tim Rogers, in his latest video, announces that he has some kind of "rare brain disorder" that causes him to "remember everything" and to "constantly obsess" over "things that happened a long time ago that nobody else cares about" well buddy, if that's a legitimate rare phenomenon, then i've got it too. i thought everyone was that way but it is become obvious to me that i remember so, many stupid details that other people don't. so hooray, yet another thing my brain does that makes life hard and weird for me! you too? - it's 2007 and i'm working in a Charlie Pepper's on the strip in Knoxville. my co-worker is listening to And One all day. i can remember the position of everything in the kitchen in immense detail. i'm draining the oil from the fryer and taking it out to the grease dumpster. i worked at this place for literally 1 week. everything is like this! why can't i forget anything! i've smoked so, much weed, and i can't forget poo poo! what dumb stuff does you remember?
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i remember my shapes colors and alphabet
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Dec 15, 2022 15:27
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you don't remember the kitchen. you are remembering the last time you remembered it, losing resolution each time
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Dec 15, 2022 15:28
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Smoke less or more weed
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Dec 15, 2022 15:32
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sitting on the stairs, looking through the banister parents fighting
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Dec 15, 2022 15:42
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a mote of dust floating around the sunbeam from the front window dog, long dead, trots through hall
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Dec 15, 2022 15:42
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hit head on kitchen table oh no I'm too tall now
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Dec 15, 2022 15:43
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The smell of musty leaves, uncovered after a long winter amanda got steel toed boots. she tries to kick me in the nuts all recess.
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Dec 15, 2022 15:45
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Sailor
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Dec 15, 2022 16:03
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I remember... I remember don't worry How could I ever forget It's the first time, the last time we ever met But I know the reason why you keep this silence up No you don't fool me The hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows It's no stranger to you and me 
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Dec 16, 2022 03:36
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I remebr certain sounds and images
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Dec 16, 2022 03:43
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September 11th, 2001
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Costco Meatballs posted:a mote of dust floating around the sunbeam from the front window yeah, psychosis. screaming at god in the kitchen, demanding to die, doing the dishes a soap bubble takes float and maintains shape long enough to calm me down a-treat brand cream soda out of a 25 cent vending machine a bunch of photographs
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Dec 16, 2022 03:47
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Costco Meatballs posted:sitting on the stairs, looking through the banister Same, but under the bed waiting for your dad to leave.
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Dec 16, 2022 03:48
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:September 11th, 2001 I can still taste the apple juice and vodka in my mouth
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Dec 16, 2022 03:49
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all of the times i was driven out to the middle of nowhere, the car stopped, pulled out and threatened to be abandoned as a little kid.
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Dec 16, 2022 03:50
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I can still taste the apple juice and vodka in my mouth it was the one time in my life I could look to the sky and not see a single airplane
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Dec 16, 2022 03:52
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that time my dad wrapped my head in duct tape to tape my mouth shut to stop me from crying after being spanked was kind of bad too
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Dec 16, 2022 03:52
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Methanar posted:that time my dad wrapped my head in duct tape to tape my mouth shut to stop me from crying after being spanked was kind of bad too kinda seems a shame he remembered air holes
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Dec 16, 2022 03:54
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:kinda seems a shame he remembered air holes cool edgy joke about child abuse and domestic violence man nothing funnier than the idea of a 6 year old suffocating to death
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Dec 16, 2022 03:56
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Methanar posted:cool edgy joke about child abuse and domestic violence man cool being the bigger man. Glad you could take a joke
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i remember when i remember when i rememeber when i lost my mind hoo hoo hoo hey hey hey ~charles barkley
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Dec 16, 2022 04:30
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He gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady’s breast How could I forget?
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Dec 16, 2022 04:42
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Playing with the recent Bosnian refugee kid and he hit a car with the Frisbee and the lady? was pissed ND wanted to talk to his mother but she didn't speak English and poor Goran has to awkwardly translate. That kid was cool as hell. Also the old lady on the block who would let me come inside and play Catz on her computer and use her deceased son oils pastels.
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Dec 16, 2022 04:42
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We got one of those kids. His name was Josef with an F.
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I remember happier times. There will come a day when I can no longer even do that.
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Dec 16, 2022 04:55
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Can someone please strap a rocket to this thread and send it to either E/N or the sun?
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Dec 16, 2022 04:58
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I remember when I had abs and my dick didn't look so small (it's small but being fat makes it look smaller)
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Dec 16, 2022 05:05
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Bosnian people generally cool as gently caress, I knew a guy who just got his citizenship and would buy me booze to drink in the parking lot in exchange for helping him with his tip paperwork. Bad idea in hindsight maybe but Allah bless you Ibrahim
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Dec 16, 2022 05:08
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The first Michael Keaton Batman movie came out on June 23, 1989.
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Treecko posted:Bosnian people generally cool as gently caress, I knew a guy who just got his citizenship and would buy me booze to drink in the parking lot in exchange for helping him with his tip paperwork. If you’re ever sick of that pesky head always sitting in your shoulders, tell him you’re Serbian.
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Dec 16, 2022 05:13
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I remember the delicious taste of Bigg Mixx
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Way to take it right there bro dude was a 60 year something refugee to get away from that poo poo
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Dec 16, 2022 05:19
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Someone already made the Gnarls Barkley joke I was gonna make so now I'm remembering what it feels like to be a failure
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Dec 16, 2022 05:22
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The twenty-first night of september. Love was changing the minds of pretenders. While chasing the clouds away.
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Dec 16, 2022 05:41
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i can';t form any new memories since the incident. also, have no memories from before the incident. it's pretty much just me and the incident.
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Murdstone posted:The first Michael Keaton Batman movie came out on June 23, 1989. I remember watching this in the theater and when the batmobile came on screen someone behind us said "that's gotta be a Honda" very sincerely.
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Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
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Inzombiac posted:I remember the delicious taste of Bigg Mixx Ok, I could gently caress that I guess
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the entire class in grade 1 counting to 100 together, and then the teacher telling us that when we turn 100 we die
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