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 Due to an early present for Trump-mas this year, humanity has been blessed with a series of 99 official Donald Trump NFTs. Check out the explosive announcement video below: https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1603429122516172802 You can find a list of most of the 99 NFTs here: https://collecttrumpcards.com/ A few previews:                 In the spirit of giving, D&D is having a caption contest to celebrate this early Trumpmas present. It was said that the NFTs would only last one night, but miraculously, this contest shall last 8 full days until December 24th at 12:01 AM. The winners will be chosen and the prizes distributed afterwards. The Rules: - Submit a post in this thread with a picture of one of the NFTs and post a caption. - You can edit or photoshop the image, but just a caption is fine too! - You can submit multiple times, but try to keep it to no more than 3 submissions per post.  Prizes 1) The three entries that are deemed the funniest will win: - A free AV change to their submission and caption along with an award.* * If anyone wants to submit a design for a small award gangtag to go with the AV, then they will get additional prizes if we select it. The AV will be a special size that is normally only available to mods to make it longer and wider than the forums normally allow! 2) The 4th funniest entry will get: - A free AV change to their image submission, but with a secret mystery text! Legal Disclaimer: These are NFTs, so we must respect their sacredness and know that if you just right click and hit "Save As" to make a glossy .jpeg copy, then you need to remember that is just a worthless digital copy and you do not own the authentic valuable ($99.99 USD) original NFT. Merry Trump-mas to everyone! Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Dec 16, 2022 |
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Here's the only caption you need: 
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Dec 15, 2022 20:03
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nine-gear crow posted:Here's the only caption you need: 
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Dec 15, 2022 20:15
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Here's a real one. Low effort, but then so was he:
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Dec 15, 2022 20:36
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Cannot get over the fact that they dropped about 180 lbs off Trump’s frame in every one of these things
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Dec 15, 2022 20:38
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My initial reaction is that this makes me remember an old school SA meme: https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=206 But I'll let someone else photoshop that...
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Dec 15, 2022 21:03
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Project Greenlight: The Piss Tape
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Dec 15, 2022 21:17
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IT BURNS posted:My initial reaction is that this makes me remember an old school SA meme: I am terrible at photoshop or being good at any kind of art so I apologize. If anyone that is a lot better than me is better at doing things and want to make this idea...at least good then please go ahead. 
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Dec 15, 2022 21:21
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"Dom, I live my life a quarter pounder at a time."
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Dec 15, 2022 21:35
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"The #1 Rated Superhero by two different Stormfronts."
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Dec 15, 2022 21:57
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I don’t have the talent, otherwise I’d shop those lasers out of that super hero picture so you could see his opposite-of-crossed-eyes look. (That and I have no idea what to replace his shirt with.)
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Dec 15, 2022 22:00
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Lmao.
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oh my god what a time to be alive  He may never go to jail or suffer any consequences whatsoever, but at least he's gonna keep churning out top tier lols til the day he strokes out on the shitter with a fish delite in his hand
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Dec 15, 2022 22:05
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I'm shocked at the restraint in not turning the blue mana symbols piss yellow
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 Proud To Wear Diapers!
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:"The #1 Rated Superhero by two different Stormfronts." I can't believe they actually left it as "RUMP TOWER" in that.
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 Finger of Death You send negative energy coursing through a creature that you can see within range, causing it searing pain. The target must make a Constitution saving throw. It takes 7d8 + 30 necrotic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. A humanoid killed by this spell rises at the start of your next turn as a zombie that is permanently under your command, following your verbal orders to the best of its ability.
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I thought we were supposed to make other Trump trading cards and now I realize that is not the contest so let this be an ineligible sideshow.
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"Someone call for me?"
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Edge & Christian posted:I thought we were supposed to make other Trump trading cards and now I realize that is not the contest so let this be an ineligible sideshow. The only rule of Trump-Mas is that there are no rules. This is good enough to be eligible!
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edit: negative effort but
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Leon I was gonna cross promote this to pyf but I just noticed the tweet with the video is gone lol
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Leon I was gonna cross promote this to pyf but I just noticed the tweet with the video is gone lol They took the tweet down, lol. I found a new one from somewhere else and replaced it. Thanks! Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Dec 16, 2022 |
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“Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.”
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E Depois do Adeus posted:“Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.” Alternatively- Never Forget Trump
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 "If <waves arm expansively> was legalized"
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E Depois do Adeus posted:“Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.” how trump gets to the roof of trump tower when it was the 2nd tallest building
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So he walked up and grabbed her by Duck Hunt? And then the pheasants elected him?
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 "A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms..." or *Don Jr wearing a Yankees jersey gets slapped by Don Sr* "Put on a suit" Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Dec 22, 2022 |
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Trying to think of a good Negan caption for this, but I stopped watching The Walking Dead after season 4 or so.
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Ah gently caress I forgot the caption
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Alan Smithee posted:Ah gently caress I forgot the caption You can still submit it! Or someone can steal, Family Feud style.
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Winners I expanded the winner count to 5 because some of them were good enough that I didn't want to make a choice on which one to cut. Winners will get their new AV and award in the coming days. If you won, but don't want your AV changed, then please let me know in the next few days. Thanks to everyone for participating! E Depois do Adeus posted:“Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.” Catellite posted:
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Silly Burrito posted:"Someone call for me?"
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nice I was thinking about doing the hunting one with Dick Cheney in the back too so just pretend I did and the laser eyes spliced with footage of The Boys
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Title change requests are going out to the winners now. If you want any changes to your title, then please let me know and I can make them for free.
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