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Costco Meatballs posted:That's clipping. Definitely not the geto boys lol. that's a sample from the geto boys song https://youtu.be/i6zWY_EX3P0 0:15
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Blow posted:Speaking of ducks. If you washed a duck in warm water and detergent, then again with dry-cleaning fluid to remove all the natural oils from its feathers, would it still float on top of water or would it absorb the water like a sponge, become less buoyant and sink? I imagine they would still float. Ducks are covered by a thick layer of pure fat.
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Vakal posted:I imagine they would still float. Ducks are covered by a thick layer of pure fat. ^^^ Apparently not! the Spain Virus posted:There was a Perry Mason book about that very subject called The Case of the Drowning Duck. I think the title answers your question. Well then, how about that! "There is a Perry Mason novel, which I believe is called "The Case of the Drowning Duck", that was written in the 1930's, I think. Perry enters an apartment where a murder took place, and a duck is drowned in the bathtub (as I recall!). Anyway, the reason is finally given as detergent, a brand new item at the time..." and "One of a series of Time-Life books on science has such a photograph of a duck, which is obviously rather soaked and frustrated and is riding quite low in the water. I don't know which detergent they used, but almost any detergent should work."  
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Smugworth posted:Cum can be scrambled like eggs Humans = cum + egg
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Smugworth posted:Cum can be scrambled like eggs do you have to put it in a frying pan first, or
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Mr Burns terrible disguise and name (Mr. Snrub) in the monorail episode is just his last name backwards.
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wiping your rear end doesn't make you gay
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Revins posted:wiping your rear end doesn't make you gay you have been lied to
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Revins posted:wiping your rear end doesn't make you gay What about wiping other peoples asses?
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FirstnameLastname posted:that's a sample from the geto boys song drat well apropos I suppose
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Extra row of tits posted:What about wiping other peoples asses? That's called a job.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Welp, something I JUST LEARNED is that these things have a release mechanism. God I’m so full, and I’ve burned through a whole bottle of KC Masterpiece. Sometimes the clearest path to a goal isn’t always the one that builds the most character. You also learn: People from KC think KC Masterpiece is for scrubs. 
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sigher posted:That's called a job. At $28 an hour it sure is!
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ChubbyChecker posted:fat people can burn like inside out candles These fad diets are getting out of hand!
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Extra row of tits posted:Mr Burns terrible disguise and name (Mr. Snrub) in the monorail episode is just his last name backwards. 
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Apparently hoohas aren't in the front like dingers
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Fancy sampled a song from The Flirts called Helpless (You Took My Love) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZHKgn-BjLM), around the 6:00 mark, for his single Slice Me Nice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlnoa67MUJU)
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:apparently wristbands are worn to wipe sweat off your forehead. Then what are headbands for?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Then what are headbands for? catch sweat from above your forehead
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:catch sweat from above your forehead Then whaddya need the wristbands for?!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Then whaddya need the wristbands for?! to wipe away the sweat on your forehead. I didn't design them, I'm just as confused as you
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In September 1996, a man named Ricardo López, a mentally ill, obsessed American fan of Björk, mailed a letter bomb loaded with sulfuric acid to her house in London, before returning home and filming his suicide in the final part of a disturbing video diary. He intended to send a bomb made of needles filled with HIV-tainted blood but that was apparently too difficult for him to construct.
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Elephant tits. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1144480/meet-dd-umbo-the-female-elephant-with-a-huge-pair-of-boobs/
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Turns out my uncle never really worked for Nintendo. :/
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Mambo No. 8 was used in the opening scene of Office Space. I saw that movie a while ago, and literally the only thing I remember about it is "Still" by Geto Boys. If it hadn't been parodied by Family Guy, I wouldn't even remember that the song was in the background of the printer (copier?) bashing scene. Wifi Toilet posted:Lol, I think we read the same thread. I was going to make the same joke and started googling. I got up to Mambo No. 11 before I stopped, how many Mambos are there? In all fairness, it would have been a good joke.  I hope there's a big rear end Mambo compilation on CD/YouTube/Spotify/whatever with all the Mambos in order, but not enough to actively look for one.
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My uncle was a union buster for Nintendo
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Icochet posted:My uncle was a union buster for Nintendo "My uncle works for nintendo and he's a gigantic rear end in a top hat" is a fun twist
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FirstnameLastname posted:that's a sample from the geto boys song you can embed videos so that they preview and you can also set the timestamp code:code:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zWY_EX3P0&t=15s it won't look any different unless you turn on Show video embedded in posts with the [video] tag? under Edit Options in the control panel. as for me, I just learned about Clipping e: also to make sure I'm pastingn the correct YouTube video Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Dec 19, 2022 |
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jokes posted:"My uncle works for nintendo and he's a gigantic rear end in a top hat" is a fun twist "My works uncle at Nintendo and they actually 100% completed Earthbound 64 but he made them throw it in the trash."
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I wonder how many Nintendo employees were uncles.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The av change was a real disappointment i think that it was changed by a mod i'm thinking of updating the av, maybe add a jumping hat
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Also I just learned that there's nothing in the Bible that says you can't gently caress a department store mannequin.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I wonder how many Nintendo employees were uncles. I worked at nintendo and I'm an uncle. 
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Also I just learned that there's nothing in the Bible that says you can't gently caress a department store mannequin. It said Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. It does not say whether or not Lot continued to treat the pillar of salt as his wife.
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Learned Mahjongg a few days ago cause of Yakuza games. It's fun and was easier than I expected. Try it.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I worked at nintendo and I'm an uncle. And I bet your nieces/nephews didn't even brag about you jokes posted:It said Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. It does not say whether or not Lot continued to treat the pillar of salt as his wife. Does cum dissolve salt the same way water does? 
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