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ChubbyChecker posted:i think that it was changed by a mod Mods hosed up my av too brü Mods are hosed up brü
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YeahTubaMike posted:Does cum dissolve salt the same way water does? It is already salty so less salt can be dissolved in it than water, but if you have enough of it you should be good to dissolve a lady salt pillar, say 55 gallons or so
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YeahTubaMike posted:And I bet your nieces/nephews didn't even brag about you I'm pretty confident they do not brag about me.
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Today I learned that my liver cancer is a terminal affair. This fucker ain't gonna recover. Don't bother to send livers, i have lung cancer too. Happy holidays!
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I just learned we get snake venom by injecting it into horses and harvesting the immune system response from their blood, that poo poo is fuckin craaaazy
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I've always heard the chainsaw was invented for C sections, but I just learned it was a smaller version and the intent was to extract the baby quickly in the event of the mother's death.
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Scotland is a third world country
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YeahTubaMike posted:And I bet your nieces/nephews didn't even brag about you I just learned that i have been seeing that emote as someone with a long nose and a weird hosed up orange mouth but is actually 🤔 seriously wtf brain
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Dec 20, 2022 08:05
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Also I just learned you can buy an apron with Manos the hands of fate on it and it has the red hands like on the robe in the movie but on an apron!! What a hoot. You can also buy an apron that says "this guy loves manos the hands of fate" and it has 2 red hands but they are pointing thumbs back at the wearer of the apron which, while a little bit funny, is not on the same level as the original.
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Caesar Saladin posted:I just learned we get snake venom by injecting it into horses and harvesting the immune system response from their blood, that poo poo is fuckin craaaazy p sure we get it from snakes instead of horses
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Also I just learned that there's nothing in the Bible that says you can't gently caress a department store mannequin. there actually is if your brother has died and his wife hasn't remarried you are forbidden from spilling your seed outside her box
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ChubbyChecker posted:p sure we get it from snakes instead of horses I meant antivenom, you got me there and I'm sorry for any confusion
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i read a lot of scifi and a lot of writers completely misunderstand the "observer effect" in quantum mechanics. they think it means that human consciousness affects quantum decoherence. it takes like 3 minutes of googling to clear it up.
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The far superior book called "The Case of the Drowning Duck" was about a duck that drowned people. Like just a poo poo ton of people.
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Das Boo posted:I've always heard the chainsaw was invented for C sections, but I just learned it was a smaller version and the intent was to extract the baby quickly in the event of the mother's death. Not actually in the event of the mother’s death, it was in the event she couldn’t push the baby out naturally. Now we have symphysiotomies, where the woman’s pelvic bone is ripped open during the birth (often without her consent but with her husband’s consent) and the woman is just left with the long term consequences of that procedure, such as being permanently crippled and incontinent, but at least you have a baby to take care of now! Yay humanity! Fun fact this procedure was still being done on women in childbirth in Ireland as late at 1987.
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Buce posted:i read a lot of scifi and a lot of writers completely misunderstand the "observer effect" in quantum mechanics. they think it means that human consciousness affects quantum decoherence. it takes like 3 minutes of googling to clear it up. It means that the observation instruments are producing the results. Modern science is the equivalent of people looking into a kaleidoscope and describing a magical paradise or a heaven that is unfolding before them.
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Tite Barnacle posted:Today I learned that my liver cancer is a terminal affair. This fucker ain't gonna recover. Don't bother to send livers, i have lung cancer too. Happy holidays! Stupid to say "I'm sorry" but I hear you and I appreciate your situation and how scary that must be. Makes me want to be a better person ASAP.
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ChubbyChecker posted:there actually is That story rules Er and Tamar get married, but Er is killed by natural causes (God being the natural cause lol), widowing Tamar. Judah, Er's father, tells his other son Onan to get Tamar pregnant. Onan instead fucks the hell out of her, but pulls out, preventing her from getting pregnant. For his sin of pulling out, he dies of natural causes too (God). Judah's like "mmmm, she's cursed. im not giving her another son." and sends her to live in like a widow's tent or whatever. Before she leaves, she disguises herself as a prostitute and bangs Judah. Pregnant as gently caress, he tries to get rid of her for being a whore (lol) until she reveals the baby's his. Judah apologizes to her, and treats the kids as his own. Later, the successor to that bloodline is Jesus Christ, some broke socialist that was killed by fascists
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Smugworth posted:Cum can be scrambled like eggs Can confirm. Any dude who had ever shot one off in a hot shower can confirm.
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Tite Barnacle posted:Today I learned that my liver cancer is a terminal affair. This fucker ain't gonna recover. Don't bother to send livers, i have lung cancer too. Happy holidays! Season's greetings. Edit: And goondolences.
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Tite Barnacle posted:Today I learned that my liver cancer is a terminal affair. This fucker ain't gonna recover. Don't bother to send livers, i have lung cancer too. Happy holidays! It’s because of your lifestyle right? I want to blame you so I don’t think about it happening to me! Condolences goon. You should make a thread and document this awfulness so we can make you feel better with mspaint or something 
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Icochet posted:Did some genealogy and found out I'm a princess My (mormon) dad is really into genealogy. One day I was over at his house and he was showing me our online family tree that him and the mormon side of the family had been working on, when he very seriously told me that he had just found a direct line back to either Jesus or Adam from the story of Genesis (I can't remember which) in our lineage. I loving hate mormonism and can never forgive them for what they turned my dad into.
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The word "oxymoron" is itself an oxymoron: it comes from the Greek words for "sharp" and "dull."
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XYZAB posted:I loving hate mormonism and can never forgive them for what they turned my dad into. A mormon?
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Mormons. "Here's the bible but rewritten to suit specifically Americans. Also its profit is a known criminal that keeps getting instructions from God that happen to match what he wants. No you can't see the magic plates he received and he can't reproduce a translation when the original was misplaced ". Dumbasses. Sounds legit.
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Keromaru5 posted:The word "oxymoron" is itself an oxymoron: it comes from the Greek words for "sharp" and "dull." nice
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XYZAB posted:My (mormon) dad is really into genealogy. One day I was over at his house and he was showing me our online family tree that him and the mormon side of the family had been working on, when he very seriously told me that he had just found a direct line back to either Jesus or Adam from the story of Genesis (I can't remember which) in our lineage. One of my grandmothers was big into genealogy and I never got it. If I find cool photos or paintings of people at antique stores, then they're my new great-great-aunt Gertrude or whatever. That's as real as pointing to this or that pilgrim and creepily saying "their blood flows in me".
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jokes posted:A mormon? They filled him with so much hope for an unobtainable and unrealistic life that, by design, he lacks the critical faculties to understand will never happen for him. There's a lot more to that that I won't get into here, but yes, a mormon. the Spain Virus posted:If you believe in Adam, isn't everyone descended from him? I guess so, if that's your thing, but he finally had "proof". 
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You can't rules lawyer anyone who says they believe in God or the Constitution into agreeing with your point. There's never going to be a thing where they're like "Oh, you point is correct, your evidence is too much, I am slain!" Those people will always just come up with some justification or something and if you really go down their argument hole and really confront them with obvious problems with their worldview, they won't have an epiphany or think you're amazing or concede the argument. They'll just say "well, that's your view" or run away. They won't fuckin' stop, and MSNBC libs need to understand that.
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the Spain Virus posted:If you believe in Adam, isn't everyone descended from him? The whole mayflower thing is hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if the number of people who are descended from them is in the millions at this point.
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IIRC, half of all modern Cherokee are descended from one Scot.
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jokes posted:That story rules Everyone misunderstands the point of the story though. It’s about greed, but you have to know the laws of that time. If Tamar has a kid by her dead husband’s brother, the kid is considered the son of her husband. He inherits his father’s possessions. If there is no kid, all the husband’s belongings go to his brother. So the sin of Onan isn’t spilling his seed on the ground per se - it’s him denying his brother an heir so he gets all the $$$. Back then, everyone just knew that the law worked like that, so there wasn’t any reason to spell it out in the text. So forbidding masturbation because of that line is completely missing the point.
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In 1880, it was literally and unironically possible for it to be Morbin Time. https://twitter.com/_unwell/status/1605657963573743640 Doesn't sound fun, though.
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the Spain Virus posted:If you believe in Adam, isn't everyone descended from him? I think Dimitree is the shared name of the two lovers in the garden of Varied. Cane is fictitious, Abel’s lot was never counted because something was in the way, Choose’s lot was counted but under a veil. Jesus Christ is the promise that Abel’s lot will be counted in the future and represents many children born into the future to author a way.
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Nuts and Gum posted:It’s because of your lifestyle right? I want to blame you so I don’t think about it happening to me! Of course it was my lifestyle. Lol I don't know how to do that cause the brain cancer got me too. They say I might not be able to post anymore.
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I just got back from the mall, where I learned that mannequins have prominent nipples now. At least the female mannequins do. I was not looking at dude mannequin nipples because I'm not a pervert.
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You should see the anatomically correct genitalia, op
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Prof. Crocodile posted:I just got back from the mall, where I learned that mannequins have prominent nipples now. At least the female mannequins do. I was not looking at dude mannequin nipples because I'm not a pervert. Prude.
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Literally every new thing I learn that has anything to do with childbirth is gross & terrifyingPoo In An Alleyway posted:Not actually in the event of the mother’s death, it was in the event she couldn’t push the baby out naturally. Now we have symphysiotomies, where the woman’s pelvic bone is ripped open during the birth (often without her consent but with her husband’s consent) and the woman is just left with the long term consequences of that procedure, such as being permanently crippled and incontinent, but at least you have a baby to take care of now! Yay humanity! 
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