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Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
spent about 3 hours today on a drive listening to classic christmas songs and realized I don't really know anything about the main dudes from the Real Man Singer era that sang christmas songs

Bing Crosby: as far as I can tell this is the baseline Real Man Singer

Dean Martin: a little less deep, a little more swing. always seems to have a smile on his face

Frank Sinatra: dean martin but instead of smiling he will kick your rear end and maybe your wife's rear end too. a bit of a bittersweet quality to his christmas songs as he seems to be a guy who has gone through some poo poo and is being wistful

Perry Como: seems to be at baseline, no notes

Johnny Mathis: sounds like bing crosby but if he was a small old man. has a nice warmth

Tony Bennett: i think he came a bit later? basically frank sinatra if he turned a big dial labeled "vegas" about 3/4 of the way

Burl Ives: johnny mathis but a cartoon character

Nat King Cole: bing crosby but black maybe?

please assess my analyses and/or add more Real Man Singers


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shame on an IGA

Andy Williams: absolute king of O Holy Night, served on cargo ships throughout WW2, slept his way to the to the top of the lounge music industry and was present at the assassination of Bobby Kennedy.

Developed severe brainworms in later life and recorded/wrote original content for the Glenn Beck show.

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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
Tom Jones. absolutely top notch Real Man Singer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nagjPyNMu9Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zydIvSDXS7Y



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
also let's not forget Englebert Humperdinck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o8r7upK2Ug

jones shits on humperdinck in this video btw. humperdinck is pretty good but jones rules



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Noel Coward:
Singer, songwriter, playwright, actor, film-maker, and sophisticated socialite. Served in the British secret service during WWII making war propaganda, but also satirized the hell out of it in his music. Preferred to spend most of his life in Jamaica.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZCv98XKFs

Escape From Noise

3 hours stuck in a car listening to Christmas music sounds like my own private hell TBH, OP.



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Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
I would simply not allow myself to be named Coward but I guess that's why I'm not named Coward


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Prof. Crocodile

vic damone never reached the heights of popularity (or artistry) of others on this list, but he is a Real Man Singer and no one can take that away from him.

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