Theres gotta be some cool poo poo out there that exists and they don't want us to know about. Of course we all know about the UAPs and and the tic-tacs but what else is out there? Here's a few guesses of mine 1.) Superfast Submarines The commies made torpedos back in the day that essentially flew underwater by spraying some gas out the front. They could nearly hit 300mph down there. Can this tech be scaled up to fit people inside? The torpedo has been operational since 1977, that's a long time to scale the stuff up. We detect underwater UAPs too and I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of them were manmade. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VA-111_Shkval 2.) Weaponized sattelites This one seems obvious. Stealth satellites exist and the old rear end spy ones are better than the new NASA ones. I *think* they're banned by some treaty but lol at any nation caring about that. What are the odds we have a real nukes from god up there as a doomsday weapon? 3.) Nuclear armed flying drones The russians have that underwater nuke drone. We used to fly bombers around constantly armed w nukes to scare off the soviets, I'm certain we have a drone version that does the exact same sort of thing. Hell they might be able to make an electric one with an indefinite solar flight time What else you got? Give me your crackpot theories.
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Space age alien weed that makes you better
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i think theres top secret projects with zero accountability that exist solely so that the people involved can do nothing all day and get paid for it
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 00:43 |
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PokeJoe posted:
Orbital buttplugs that can plug an rear end anywhere on the planet. Keep your brown eye on the sky.
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a nice South African
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 00:57 |
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A funny trump thread
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:00 |
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satellite imagery that can look at boobs on any beach on earth as seen in under siege 2: dark territory
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I occasionally wonder if the reason the Zumwalt generates so much power is that they're already fielding a laser powerful enough to shoot down missile swarms, or a railgun
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Spergin Morlock posted:I occasionally wonder if the reason the Zumwalt generates so much power is that they're already fielding a laser powerful enough to shoot down missile swarms, or a railgun Other way around, it exists in anticipation of the navy's railgun maturing to a stage where it can be fielded, but that's a boondoggle rivaling the F-35 which melts the rails after like five shots rendering the whole rapid-fire/cheap ammo thing moot. Point-defense lasers though are almost ready to be fielded in like an anti-drone/anti-mortar role and the Army's next wheeled anti-aircraft vehicle supposedly is going to be laser-based last I read. I like to think there's some real crazy black projects out there but if you look at everything that either was purposefully or unintentionally declassified recently it's all stuff that's not really all that incredible, like the drone Iran shot down which was just a stealth blended wing aircraft iirc and the stealth blackhawks in the Bin Laden raid (which isn't that big of a reveal given the Commanche project was canned in the 2000's)
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I predict in the coming years the United States government will announce it has discovered a breakthrough in fusion energy
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dew worm posted:I predict in the coming years the Chinese government will announce it has discovered a breakthrough in fusion energy
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Bagels that are already sliced all the way through.
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i think america will announce it but china will actually have it
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Sentient vat of cum that decides all election results
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mels hole is real and there are other hole like it all across the world.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:30 |
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A robotic president for when the dotard isn't feeling up for the big speech.
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blatman posted:i think america will announce it but china will actually have it if america was serious about zero emission energy we would be building PWRs. we don't want them. we don't want fusion power either. china has to build nuclear plants and develop fusion because their plan is to develop not only themselves but other nations, like in africa, which is impossible using fossil fuels
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the cia has probably spent billions trying to find the brown note
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a post so bad that if u see it u become a school shooter
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Beeftweeter posted:the cia has probably spent billions trying to find the brown note Also psychic abilities . The lsd worked
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SorePotato posted:Also psychic abilities . The lsd worked The Men Who Stare At Goatse
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The Piss Tape
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Dr Pepper posted:The Piss Tape this one for sure
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boneless chickens
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Dr Pepper posted:The Piss Tape Absolutely
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havana syndrome havana good time
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 04:24 |
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the G-13 secret
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4.) a crewed and stealthed space-station, orbiting the earth could have something to do with that weird unmanned space place the navy releases terse announcement about ever year or two. at the very least you know the US has got SEALS living in a tin can wired on amphetamines 24/7 up there just in case Gravid Topiary has issued a correction as of 05:59 on Dec 18, 2022 |
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A laser beam that instead of hurting you it purges you of all of your anxiety and negativity and makes you a better, happier person.
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Zeroisanumber posted:A laser beam that instead of hurting you it purges you of all of your anxiety and negativity and makes you a better, happier person. sure, a laser lobotomy sounds feasible
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The female orgasm
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secret international agency tasked with covering up the evidence of the finno-korean hyperwar
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Underwater lab but everyone died so they just left them there.
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:A robotic president for when the dotard isn't feeling up for the big speech. I believe this but it’s an audio animatronic they secretly commissioned from Disney in the 60s and it can only move its arms at the elbows and they haven’t updated its face since Reagan.
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The point of CBDCs is total social control
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Covid 2
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white guys who can dunk
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hidden room full of vials of Elon Musk and Peter Thiel's genetic material in that arctic seed vault
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Beeftweeter posted:the cia has probably spent billions trying to find the clitoris
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Underwater lab but everyone died so they just left them there. This guy did it
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