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Cloks posted:a nice South African just Breyten Breytenbach, and he emigrated to Paris
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the aurora bomber
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A nuke you smuggle in your butt.
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A pill that makes you psychic but only gives you the ability of guessing what card someone is holding.
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An underwater drilling project that discovered a civilization of mole people living underground that evolved parallel to ours but the drill damaged the elaborate cave system protecting the mole people, letting the ocean in and drowning all the mole people so they just left them there.
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Hitler's preserved testicle.
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That wouldn’t be top secret, they would have put that in a traveling show to pay off war debt and you could pay a nickel to step on a replica.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:An underwater drilling project that discovered a civilization of mole people living underground that evolved parallel to ours but the drill damaged the elaborate cave system protecting the mole people, letting the ocean in and drowning all the mole people so they just left them there.  life evolved first in the ocean it makes sense theres some other smart stuff down there and it makes double sense that we killed it
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A big hole in the ground where all your fantastic ideas go
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Super intelligent rat king made out of lab rats that they lured into a disused bunker and sealed up in hopes it would just die but scientists were pretty sure it’s immortal and nobody has the guts to check.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That wouldn’t be top secret, they would have put that in a traveling show to pay off war debt and you could pay a nickel to step on a replica. They would if it wasn't preserved in Argentina.
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Gravid Topiary posted:4.) a crewed and stealthed space-station, orbiting the earth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manned_Orbiting_Laboratory
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Your gripes are legit but only as the dying craw of a senile old man who hates you, in the form of a senator
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Your pussy stank and there's nothing you can do about it unless you repent to our Lord moloch, and make it convincing or you'll die a fucker's death sucking sluice from a drainage pipe.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Underwater lab but everyone died so they just left them there. there's probably abandoned labs full of horrors all over the place
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underwater labs, but as in labradors that can breath underwater.
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in 1998 the us govt developed the ultimate video game, but kept it hidden ever since out of fear that it would make gamers too powerful
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Beeftweeter posted:the cia has probably spent billions trying to find the brown note I 100% unironically believe this.
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Azathoth posted:I 100% unironically believe this. there could be other reasons youre constantly making GBS threads your pants
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I 100% believe we’ve developed “rod of god” tungsten rods in orbit that when selenites have the same explosive impact as a nuclear bomb
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Pobrecito posted:I 100% believe we’ve developed “rod of god” tungsten rods in orbit that when selenites have the same explosive impact as a nuclear bomb The only problem with that would be targeting it accurately but that's probably not a big concern if you're trying to make a man-made apocalypse. I buy it
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Hatebag posted:The only problem with that would be targeting it accurately but that's probably not a big concern if you're trying to make a man-made apocalypse. I buy it i think that free fall motion is kind of a solved problem would require you to have those things in orbit over whatever you want to hit though
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Cerebral Bore posted:i think that free fall motion is kind of a solved problem If you just dump a garbage can full of tungsten rods from a satellite they'll go all over the dang place and they would just kind of float around for a while if they weren't being propelled from the satellite. a big selling point of the rods from god is that they can penetrate hundreds of feet underground to kill bunkers, so aiming it is an important part. I'd think you'd wanna use a launcher similar to the thing that shoots a pinball out on a pinball machine but i guess you'd need pretty powerful chemical rockets on the opposite side of the satellite to keep the satellite from moving.
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my bony fealty posted:there could be other reasons youre constantly making GBS threads your pants seems unlikely, Occam's Razr
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does it matter if the satellite moves though? i feel like if you're in a situation where you're gonna start the orbital bombardment then the satellites themselves would be considered expendable also i think that free fall motion with an initial momentum is also a solved problem
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Cerebral Bore posted:does it matter if the satellite moves though? i feel like if you're in a situation where you're gonna start the orbital bombardment then the satellites themselves would be considered expendable If the satellite moves after firing a 10000 kg rod, that changes the targeting for the next shot. The thing would have been built in the 50s or 60s if it exists so it would probably have some pretty simple components and you'd wanna keep everything in it as simple as possible. I think you'd need to aim it to have it be worthwhile compared to icbms. One advantage of the rods vs icbms is no residual radiation. But thinking about that for a second in a global nuke war you'd want that radiation to keep your enemy from rebuilding. Hmm, i guess another advantage is that it would be hard to detect a launch, so i suppose it's a first strike weapon that could be combined with effective missile defense to just go whole hog
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if you're putting a 10000kg+ satellite in orbit with 50s or 60s tech you're probably not gonna have multiple rods on the same satellite, though e: unless they had a bunch of secret saturn v launches somehow 
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Jetpack that doesn't set your shoes on fire
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Cerebral Bore posted:if you're putting a 10000kg+ satellite in orbit with 50s or 60s tech you're probably not gonna have multiple rods on the same satellite, though i guess they coulda just put a bunch of single shot space derringers all over the place, but i think that might have raised suspicions. Although a handful aimed at really important targets would be plausible and could probably be hidden inside satellites with a legal justification
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Cerebral Bore posted:does it matter if the satellite moves though? i feel like if you're in a situation where you're gonna start the orbital bombardment then the satellites themselves would be considered expendable idk, they can barely predict where big satellites coming down are gonna hit. those rods on a satellite aren’t falling straight down, they’ll be in relatively high orbits because you don’t want that orbit decaying and that stuff falling down unpredictably if the satellite malfunctions or something
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youd need like a nuclear bomb just to launch that tungsten rod out of orbit and back down to earth. either that or your looking at a gradual orbital decay that looks like this and takes days
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oh opps thougth teh thread title was top secret things that dont exist
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secret nasa mars colony of ubermenschen fulfilling von Braun's dream
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Pobrecito posted:I 100% believe we’ve developed “rod of god” tungsten rods in orbit that when selenites have the same explosive impact as a nuclear bomb I don’t believe this but I do believe there’s a garbage can full of tungsten rods that they sent up but they just got all over the dang place and floated around so they just left them there
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guidoanselmi posted:secret nasa mars colony of ubermenschen fulfilling von Braun's dream But they died so NASA just left them there
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I think people underestimate how many top secret projects are top secret not because it would be a world changing technology but because it’s really embarrassing
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