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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think people underestimate how many top secret projects are top secret not because it would be a world changing technology but because it’s really embarrassing On this train of thought: probably a lot of laboratories trying to figure out how to make a 12 inch penis pill
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UAPs are just some sort of sophisticated holographic projector that can also baffle radar/IR. A reverse-stealth system, if you will.
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Dec 20, 2022 20:22
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absolutely not. they are beans dangled in front of the cameras by a jokester or trickster.
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:On this train of thought: probably a lot of laboratories trying to figure out how to make a 12 inch penis pill Seems like it would be easier to sell if they could reduce the size of the pill. That seems unnecessary.
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It's little known that the CIA Acoustic Kitty Program was actually a success, with the story of its failure a tragically comic and wholly believable fabrication involving the running over an electronics-embedded cat. The expanded program was dramatic and equally absurd, with the US State Department lobbying the Turkish government to institute feline welfare programs as cover for CIA-augmented surveillance cats patrolling the streets of Istanbul to detect Eastern Block spies. The Turkish animal welfare programs still exist, leading observers to speculate on the current state of Acoustic Kitty field operations. An offshoot program, Tactile Kitty, was less of a success. A several year program to train cats on infiltration and object recovery culminated in nothing more than several traveling cat circuses and the creation of Batman's foil, Catwoman. guidoanselmi has issued a correction as of 21:54 on Dec 20, 2022 |
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Dec 20, 2022 21:52
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That unmanned space plane is either a satellite snatcher or a orbital nuke delivery service. Or both
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Dec 20, 2022 22:04
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It's like a scaled down space shuttle. There's also maybe plans for an essentially full sized one but its either still a secret or not built yet  
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Dec 20, 2022 22:09
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Bigfoot is real but every time the government captures one it quickly dies in captivity so now there’s a fenced off mineshaft in Nevada that’s piled high with Bigfoot corpses.
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Dec 20, 2022 22:36
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Secret!
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Dec 20, 2022 23:35
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Hypnotism that works perfectly but has got to be done by a guy in a waist coat with a pocketwatch
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Dec 21, 2022 02:57
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the cia actually did assassinate castro, cuban engineers kept rebuilding him like an old chevy until they ran out of suitable beard donors
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Dec 21, 2022 03:09
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Underwater lab but everyone died so they just left them there.
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Dec 21, 2022 03:11
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the secret is there are no secrets.
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Dec 21, 2022 04:08
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The Stargate is real and the goa'uld are just as horny.
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guidoanselmi posted:It's little known that the CIA Acoustic Kitty Program was actually a success, with the story of its failure a tragically comic and wholly believable fabrication involving the running over an electronics-embedded cat. The expanded program was dramatic and equally absurd, with the US State Department lobbying the Turkish government to institute feline welfare programs as cover for CIA-augmented surveillance cats patrolling the streets of Istanbul to detect Eastern Block spies. The Turkish animal welfare programs still exist, leading observers to speculate on the current state of Acoustic Kitty field operations. empty quote
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guidoanselmi posted:It's little known that the CIA Acoustic Kitty Program was actually a success, with the story of its failure a tragically comic and wholly believable fabrication involving the running over an electronics-embedded cat. The expanded program was dramatic and equally absurd, with the US State Department lobbying the Turkish government to institute feline welfare programs as cover for CIA-augmented surveillance cats patrolling the streets of Istanbul to detect Eastern Block spies. The Turkish animal welfare programs still exist, leading observers to speculate on the current state of Acoustic Kitty field operations. 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think people underestimate how many top secret projects are top secret not because it would be a world changing technology but because it’s really embarrassing
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Dec 21, 2022 07:42
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Are cats supposed to drink tea
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Zisky posted:The Stargate is real and the goa'uld are just as horny. The Stargate is real but it was made by Egyptians to teach aliens how to build pyramids
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Dec 21, 2022 08:21
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Milo and POTUS posted:Are cats supposed to drink tea caffeines bad for them i think
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Dec 21, 2022 11:33
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:On this train of thought: probably a lot of laboratories trying to figure out how to make a 12 inch penis pill Foreign intelligence figuring out the location of US secret research sites by identifying places with unusual concentrations of "Big (Ethnicity) Cock" profiles on Grindr
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Dec 21, 2022 13:51
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a hammer so big you can kill God with it
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Dec 21, 2022 14:36
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Big hole with a bunch of trash in it
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Riot Bimbo posted:Big hole with a bunch of trash in it my house is not that secret but i would prefer people stopped putting more trash in it
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Dec 22, 2022 01:26
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my buddy had some sort of security clearance and he quit and let it lapse because he said it was the most boring poo poo on earth. he would just prove out some boring concept and then it would get shelved for eternity uselessly
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big Area 51 alien tiddies.
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franklin pierce was a time traveler
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:a hammer so big you can kill God with it Could God make a hammer so big that it could be used to kill him? The answer is yes, and thats why it is protected by three level 99 guardian angels
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Dec 22, 2022 06:52
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A really good plane
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A Russian troll farm posted:Could God make a hammer so big that it could be used to kill him? The answer is yes, and thats why it is protected by three level 99 guardian angels those dudes with the red berets?
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Actual alive horse but it has a .45 gun in its mouth you can shoot by tugging an ear
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Dec 22, 2022 07:40
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Bet there’s a shitload of disasters that’re Top Secret because they’re so embarrassing. Area 51 whiteboard doodle with an airplane and a rocket underneath pointing straight up and a giant question mark?? yadda yadda yadda we need more test pilots
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Dec 22, 2022 07:57
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Classified files: that time george hw bush got a coke bottle stuck up his rear end
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He ran the CIA just to keep that info private
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Maybe it's the sarsaparilla talking barbara but you gotta butt that just won't quit. They got those big cowboy hats here in Dallas whehreeswhazhe five dollars?? get outta here CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET
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Dec 22, 2022 08:57
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There is one working fully sentient robot that nobody can figure out what to do with so they just keep it locked in a cupboard somewhere
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Metal gear is real and exists
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PokeJoe posted:Classified files: that time george hw bush got a coke bottle stuck up his rear end this is operation COKEBOTTOM. the cia was looking for ways for operatives in the field to be able to take a stealth poo poo. best way? use a container, obviously. a container that's already inside: trap the pass, trap the gas, gap your rear end. unfortunately they didn't think about removal
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Fortaleza posted:Maybe it's the sarsaparilla talking barbara but you gotta butt that just won't quit. They got those big cowboy hats here in Dallas whehreeswhazhe five dollars?? get outta here Sent 11/22/63
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Its all going to be boring poo poo like hypersonic nukes or satellite nukes or hidden nukes under the Kremlin
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