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the sex ghost posted:Metal gear is real and exists somebody gotta be working on a good mech somewhere
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CIA cancer gun does not exist, but they have absolutely tried to kill people with radiation.
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ladder to heaven/portal to hell
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Santa Claus but he lives at the south pole
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Santa Claus was real but died of syphilis so they just left him at the North Pole. Also, top secret program that gave Santa Claus syphilis to see if he was immune to syphilis.
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If I guess right do I get a visit from some well dressed people with earphones because that would be neat
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Private Cumshoe posted:If I guess right do I get a visit from some well dressed people with earphones because that would be neat i bet that those aren't actually earphones
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been reading too much about darpa and bio weapons. scared there’s something like the virus from MGS5, that targets certain languages.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Santa Claus was real but died of syphilis so they just left him at the North Pole. operation ho ho ho no
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JNCO BILOBA posted:been reading too much about darpa and bio weapons. scared there’s something like the virus from MGS5, that targets certain languages. Why not, Kojima's been right about everything else too
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Supersoldier project to make soldiers with the strength of chimpanzees initially considered successful but turned out the military contractor put a group of chimpanzees in fatigues and had been billing the government for making supersoldiers. Apparently they just shot the guys that got sent over to get supersoldiered. Attempts to liquidate the project failed because the chimps had military training and guns and they stole some vans and everyone just assumes they died eventually but nobody really knows.
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in 2022 a crack chimpanzee unit was sentenced to execution by a swedish military court for a crime they did not commit. they promptly escaped from a maximum security zoo to the furuvik underground today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them maybe you can hire the c-team
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I was literally imagining them as the A-team when I wrote that
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AnimeIsTrash posted:CIA cancer gun does not exist, but they have absolutely tried to kill people with radiation. They gave Chavez cancer
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Cryptocurrency is a plot by the shadow monkey economy to funnel resources from us to them. Bored apes? Indeed
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paul_soccer12 posted:They gave Chavez cancer Maybe, but if so probably directly physically rather than with a directed energy weapon.
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PokeJoe posted:Cryptocurrency is a plot by the shadow monkey economy to funnel resources from us to them. Bored apes? Indeed This poster is an undercover operative for the Swedish government.
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Please don't read my Wikipedia badges
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operation gladio's little-known domestic counterpart, operation flabbio,
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UAPs are real but the aliens the government has made contact with have no idea what any of them are.
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Beeftweeter posted:operation gladio's little-known domestic counterpart, operation flabbio, Sending fabio to canada to deal with the geese
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UAPs are just seagulls and floating plastic bags filmed on infrared by credulous troop morons but dragons are real
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it's all real. even the really stupid stuff. all of it.
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Riot Bimbo posted:it's all real. even the really stupid stuff. all of it. I refuse to believe every single one of your posts is true.
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Weka posted:I refuse to believe every single one of your posts is true. that's fine, it'll just come at the cost of your eternal soul nbd
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All of Riot Bimbo's posts are true
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It wouldn't rocket nukes into space they would rocket up a magnet that would gradually accumulate debris until it's at lethal size for a dumb drop
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Westworld robots exist and one is Joe Biden
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A lightsaber that doesn't work. I think they've probably been trying to make one since star wars as an over funded project that's been passed between departments ever since
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guidoanselmi posted:Westworld robots exist and one is Joe Biden They've had chatbots more capable of passing a turing test for quite some time now.
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The sexpig pms
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1) really big toilet
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whaley posted:1) really big toilet 2) really really big toilet
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a rock so big, god himself could not lift it
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Gay Spray
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PokeJoe posted:2) really really big toilet really really big butt. Like bigger than you think is possible.
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Weka posted:really really big butt. Like bigger than you think is possible. that's impossible Beeftweeter posted:Gay Spray makes you gay? makes the gay go away? both?
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pretty sure they’re using alien technology to put micro plastics in the water
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PokeJoe posted:that's impossible first one, then the other
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A Russian troll farm posted:a rock so big, god himself could not lift it A toilet so big even god himself could not poop in it
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