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Trixie Hardcore posted:A toilet so big even god himself could not poop in it that doesn't make any sense. one can poop in the ocean
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speng31b posted:that doesn't make any sense. one can poop in the ocean new Florida creation story just dropped
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think people underestimate how many top secret projects are top secret not because it would be a world changing technology but because it’s really embarrassing There is definitely tons, and tons, and tons of poo poo that’s been classified as top secret just because some 17-year-old private got poisoned while on “nuclear-latrine” duty and the government doesn’t want to get sued and have to pay up (also avoid embarrassment.) The NSA has probably spent billions on obviously fraudulent quantum computing chips. They probably also have actual functioning quantum computing but collect more data than even they can handle and every time they do use it to crack the encryption on something it’s probably just obvious bullshit like Putin emailing the generals to keep doing what they are doing or Xi saying he has no plans to end communism within the next week.
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Dec 31, 2022 03:08
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A level of secret above top secret. S Secret
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You have to start a country+ to access it
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Nancy's calloused esophagus
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An Operation Paperclip like program that instead of collecting a bunch of Nazi scientists and engineers they collected the dumbest least skilled Nazis they could find to be fair.
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The sphere tires they had in that one movie
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Dec 31, 2022 05:26
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the pink liquid oxygen stuff from the abyss does actually exist for real
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Dec 31, 2022 05:27
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the pink slime from Ghostbusters 2 that carries emotional charge is also real
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Truman Show but it's on a channel nobody watches
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Trixie Hardcore posted:An Operation Paperclip like program that instead of collecting a bunch of Nazi scientists and engineers they collected the dumbest least skilled Nazis they could find to be fair. I believe this is almost literally the post ww2 Canadian Ukrainian diaspora story
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Cuttlefush posted:the pink liquid oxygen stuff from the abyss does actually exist for real perfluorohexane, and it's not top secret lol
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I didn't realize until I just read it but in the scene where they show the rat breathing it, it actually was breathing the liquid IRL
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Dec 31, 2022 06:09
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Yeah one thing I learned about James Cameron is that no matter who you are he will try to drown you.
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Like at least the rat got breathing liquid, Ed Harris not so much.
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Dec 31, 2022 06:12
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deep in the bowels of the darkest, blackest SAP lies a material that’s beyond top secret, costs a billion dollars an ounce to produce by teams of workers in underground facilities who have no idea what the final product they’re working on is, gives you three different kinds of cancer if you come into contact with it, crumbles under exposure to UV light, and which was developed to absorb radar energy 8% more efficiently than the old stuff
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Dec 31, 2022 06:16
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Santa Claus's remains after the USA shoot him down to end his communist entitlement programs.
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Dec 31, 2022 06:23
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The gun that causes Havana syndrome is real. It was developed by the CIA and used to try and brain blast Cuban leaders but the operatives held it the wrong way around. Why else would they claim such a fanciful weapon existed?
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speng31b posted:that doesn't make any sense. one can poop in the ocean It's way bigger than that
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Weka posted:The gun that causes Havana syndrome is real. It was developed by the CIA and used to try and brain blast Cuban leaders but the operatives held it the wrong way around. Why else would they claim such a fanciful weapon existed? The gun that causes Havana syndrome is real but it’s a gun that shoots out crickets that cause mass hysteria.
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Dec 31, 2022 09:02
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taqueso posted:It's way bigger than that Yeah, I don’t know what part of “too big for god to poop in” people aren’t getting here. He tried, it’s too big, stop dismissing gods lived experiences.
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Dec 31, 2022 09:04
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Havana syndrome is not only real but also really about havana good time with the boys. They tried to learn the techniques of hanging out by observing people in Havana. “Havana syndrome” is the outcome of waspy spies trying to do Cuban accent.
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Dec 31, 2022 09:29
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Weka posted:really really big butt. Like bigger than you think is possible. The DoD seized the timmythick data from Harvard and weaponized it
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Spergin Morlock posted:perfluorohexane, and it's not top secret lol ya but it's cool
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