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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's the NFC East on Sunday Night Football! This Sunday's main event features two tie-tans of the division, so incredibly well balanced that the last time they clashed, time stopped and the world came to a standstill, and no winner would be declared. These are also the worst two teams in the division.

The incredible feats of these units must be seen to be believed! They succeed where others would fail. They fail where others would succeed! It is complete insanity and the power of clownball and it's only on SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

Go Giants or tie

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Go Giants or tie

2/3s agree.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Go tie

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

where's gus frerotte

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vertical Lime posted:

where's gus frerotte

Things said right before being murdered by Gus Frerotte.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

vs.
[IMAGE OF WASHINGTON COMMANDERS NECKTIE NOT FOUND]

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
NFC East Primetime Divisional Game

Everyone, prepare your bodies for :siren:CLOWNBALL:siren:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Been feeling sick so instead of wings I ordered some chicken ramen.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

im still reeling from the patriots

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/MarkDanielsPJ/status/1604639611489116162

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

lol all you had to do was go down

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Kornacki's on TV and the Chargers leapfrogging both the Pats & the Dolphins seems apt.

The Pats should not make the playoffs.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:


Been feeling sick so instead of wings I ordered some chicken ramen.

Feel better!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I am here to root for the New York Football Giants.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
No I turned my tv on for this poo poo? no no no no.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Kornacki's probability between the Commanders & Giants distinctly lacks the possibility for a tie.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Kornacki loving sucks. Stop doing this dumb poo poo

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Tim Whatley posted:

Kornacki loving sucks. Stop doing this dumb poo poo

never a more appropriate example of :regd08:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i thought i saw our regular quarterback wide open 20 yards behind me, as the furthest away guy on the entire team who would have nowhere to throw it. he could have run it in

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

In that moment, I knew, Mac Jones had that dawg in him and needed to give him the ball.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i got a boston tourism ad in dc

should've already been updated

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







I'm havin' a dawg and some chips and queso. Also a very strong porter called Directions to See a Ghost

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIIIGHT

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Quiet Feet posted:



I'm havin' a dawg and some chips and queso. Also a very strong porter called Directions to See a Ghost

Everyone needs to order wings to balance this out

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

A little pixie dust on my Heineke

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I realize who Kornacki reminds me of:

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Lmao the Raiders and Patriots

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
We really need a movie for something that was about 4 minutes long?

Then again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAYKTMQl7MQ
:patriot:

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Oh that I Wanna Dance With Somebody trailer is terrible.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Every picture of Martin Sheen should have him all oily and glistening.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'm going to enjoy this game. Because of the implications.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sh1wNjjPpg

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Hello my fellow Americans, it is I, Martin Peen.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Martin Sheen leaning completely in on being a TV President.

Let's be real tho, this was peak Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sh1wNjjPpg
DAMMIT VERTICAL LIME

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The NFC South is such a mess.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Love these probabilities based on random numbers they pulled out of their rear end.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's amazing how much better Heineken looks than Wentz.

Like you just know Carson would have danced around and chucked a ball into the back of a defenders head by now.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Sexy Dexy

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