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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's the NFC East on Sunday Night Football! This Sunday's main event features two tie-tans of the division, so incredibly well balanced that the last time they clashed, time stopped and the world came to a standstill, and no winner would be declared. These are also the worst two teams in the division.

The incredible feats of these units must be seen to be believed! They succeed where others would fail. They fail where others would succeed! It is complete insanity and the power of clownball and it's only on SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Go Giants or tie

2/3s agree.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vertical Lime posted:

where's gus frerotte

Things said right before being murdered by Gus Frerotte.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:


Been feeling sick so instead of wings I ordered some chicken ramen.

Feel better!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?







I'm havin' a dawg and some chips and queso. Also a very strong porter called Directions to See a Ghost

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Every picture of Martin Sheen should have him all oily and glistening.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The NFC South is such a mess.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's amazing how much better Heineken looks than Wentz.

Like you just know Carson would have danced around and chucked a ball into the back of a defenders head by now.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tulalip Tulips posted:

I will never take anyone named Wink seriously.

Also that was a pretty sweet pick up.

It's a very 1950s game show host name.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cavauro posted:

i'll tell you one thing. i don't want to face the chargers in the playoffs. i don't want to face the bills in the playoffs. i don't want to face the chiefs in the playoffs. i don't want to face the dolphins in the playoffs. i don't want to face the ravens in the playoffs. i don't want to face the jaguars in the playoffs.

They're not going to let you play in the playoffs if you don't have an opponent tho.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Also the giants are what the French call "not a very good team." They say it in French though.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





How you gonna let a guy who got shot in the knee run on you like that?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dr_Strangelove posted:

Absolutely seeing Oppenheimer opening night

I think it's gonna bomb! :haw:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cavauro posted:

i'm going to play against the jets, the patriots, and the jets again in that order

Scores for those games

27-3
13-13
22-12

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Actual scene from the new Oppenheimer musical. Yes it's a musical they should have said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIBJMV9bc80&t=161s

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Clownball!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:

Did anybody think the Shrek universe needed to be "taken to exciting new places"?

Yes but I think it needs to be left there.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Either Robinson is way better than I thought or the New York Giants defense really sucks against the run

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tulalip Tulips posted:

Well hey a good special teams play, potentially

It was neat. I always like seeing a team nudge it and just barely keep it in front of the line.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 it?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pretty sad, Washington Football Team.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Giants take a commanding lead in the Batlle to see Who's the Least Not Good.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





really queer Christmas posted:

Don't know if it's the same one, but the 2018 divisional playoffs the saints had like a 13 minute drive that gained 140 yards and a touchdown because of like 3 or 4 holding penalties.

I hope the cameras swept the sidelines to show the defense all snug and warm in their sleeping bags. :3:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Love the club graphics

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I think part of the reason why I still don't think of the Commanders as the Commanders is that they still use that big W as their logo.

Also it's a dumb generic name.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Touchdown W team!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ha ha oh no!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Its Rinaldo posted:

Wing Commanders



We've found Android Apocalypse's new nickname.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fun-ble!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





He's down but it's a lot less fun this way. :(

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alright giant's field goal. Then a Washington touchdown with a 2 point conversion and that'll give us our tie.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





A shameful flea flicker.

C'mon guys it's 4th and 1 its go time cowards!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Need a Super Bowl commercial where the All-State mayhem guy runs over Flo and is arrested by Limu Emu. This is all told in flashback to Jake from State Farm by the Farmers insurance old man.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Aww, not clownball.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





From some angles, Daniel Jones has a real Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber look about him.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Come on we need that 8 point Washington touchdown followed by the giants field goal

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wow nice catch

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alright Commandoes, you know what you must do

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Brian Daboll.

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