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It's the time of year where news folks have already baked their articles for the year as they bug out... so it's time for TECH PREDICTIONS!!! Here's a few good ones, but I want to hear what the yospos hivemind predicts will happen in the year of our lord 2023 Amazon CTO Vogels posted:In the coming years, every facet of every sport will undergo a digital transformation, and this will happen at every level of play, from youth basketball to professional cricket. Like music and video, sports will become data streams that we can analyze. The insights that these will unlock in the coming years will transform the entire sports industry and redefine what it means to play—and experience—every game. From the Verge: quote:The media will begin its divorce from Twitter…. Alternative platforms like Mastodon, while smaller and less intuitive to use, offer a safe haven to more and more people — particularly journalists — looking for off-ramps. From Forbes: quote:The metaverse” is something of a catchall term used by futurists to describe the “next level” of the internet. With this emerging technique, we can interact with brands and fellow consumers through fully immersive technology, including 3D environments and virtual reality. We also might use avatars of ourselves to describe our products and services. quote:Netflix will merge with another company. This one was actually mentioned twice — one executive predicted Netflix would merge with Paramount Global. The other guessed Disney, as Iger’s signature move upon returning to CEO. Gartner posted:By 2027, social media platform models will shift from “customer as product” to “platform as customer” of decentralized identity, sold through data markets. My predictions: There will be buzz about banning TikTok in the US, but nothing will happen I predict I will buy a new computer, maybe a monitor too, and they will be good, but also bad.
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palmtop computers are coming back, baby
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Dec 19, 2022 17:50
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jeffrey will re-launch the forums as a single page webapp
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Dec 19, 2022 17:54
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people will try to make arm windows laptops a thing. they will mostly fail, leaving windows users suck on garbage x86 laptops for another decade
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Dec 19, 2022 17:56
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SA will acquire twitter
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Predictions: - There will be a Twitter clone released by a bunch of former Twitter employees. It will become the new home for the checkmark crowd, but won't ever become as big as Twitter in its heyday. - Bubble is gonna pop, and a lot of us are going to have a really rough one for the next 18-24 months. - There will only be 4 cloud providers of any note left at the end of 2023. AWS, Azure, GCP, and OCI (the 4 that all got the big pentagon contract). Everybody else will have gotten out of that business. - Bitcoin under $10k by the 4th of July.
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Dec 19, 2022 18:10
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praying this is the year of the robot uprising
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Dec 19, 2022 18:12
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2023 will be the year of linux on the desktop
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Dec 19, 2022 18:14
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Intel's gonna do something really stupid and funny
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Dec 19, 2022 18:17
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:Intel's gonna do something really stupid and funny i'll be way more daring and predict the opposite: intel suddenly starts delivering again.
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Dec 19, 2022 18:19
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i'll be way more daring and predict the opposite: intel suddenly starts delivering again. intel starts delivering for a few years, buying them another decade in which they can stagnate while adding 5% performance and 25W power consumption each year
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Dec 19, 2022 18:22
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LanceHunter posted:- Bubble is gonna pop, and a lot of us are going to have a really rough one for the next 18-24 months. this already happened
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Dec 19, 2022 18:22
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you're poasts will still be bad, op
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Dec 19, 2022 18:28
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intel will give up on x86 and start producing arm chips
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Dec 19, 2022 18:29
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The Management posted:this already happened for all intents and purposes so did the cloud one lol
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Dec 19, 2022 18:31
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to make up for it the idea that the bluechecks will move onto a new site is bonkers
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Dec 19, 2022 18:33
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microsoft will have a string of embarrassing security vulnerabilities
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Dec 19, 2022 18:34
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- big ransomware attack on a major target (wing of a tech major, major branch of the fedgov, etc)
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Dec 19, 2022 18:37
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- uint trust = -1
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Dec 19, 2022 18:37
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the EU will adopt wechatpay
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Dec 19, 2022 18:40
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the next popular fart app framework will inexplicably be 1 indexed
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Dec 19, 2022 18:51
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:the next popular fart app framework will inexplicably be 1 indexed 2023 will be the year of lua in the webshit
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Dec 19, 2022 18:58
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that welsh guy still won't be allowed to dig up his bitcoin hard drive
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Dec 19, 2022 19:01
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2023 is the year JavaScript dies
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Dec 19, 2022 19:02
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post hole digger posted:2023 is the year JavaScript dies inshallah
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TikTok won’t take the us govt’s threats lying down and will develop an even more horrifying default text-to-speech voice
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Dec 19, 2022 19:59
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While TikTok will still be facing a lot of heat, 2023's big parental tech-based panic will be private discords.
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Dec 19, 2022 20:18
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Silver Alicorn posted:intel will give up on x86 and start producing arm chips I am betting on Intel making riscv chips.
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Dec 19, 2022 20:44
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finally, z8000s time to shine!
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Dec 19, 2022 20:54
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OK it's not an ambitious prediction but I'm going to say at least five crypto exchanges go bankrupt
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Dec 19, 2022 21:46
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2023 will be the Year of WebOS
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Dec 19, 2022 21:49
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HamAdams posted:praying this is the year of the robot uprising same except with the butlerian jihad
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Dec 19, 2022 21:51
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timb will bump up the free iCloud storage tier to 7GB
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Dec 19, 2022 21:53
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rotor posted:2023 will be the Year of WebOS monkeys paw version: windows 12 written entirely in javascript
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Dec 19, 2022 22:03
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2023 will be the year of server side swift and unikernels are gonna make an endrun
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Zuck steps down from Facebook after meta verse proves to be a horrible investment
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Dec 20, 2022 01:56
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One more: after more comes out about ftx us makes it harder or impossible for banks to deal with exchanges causing crypto to crash further
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Dec 20, 2022 01:58
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ADINSX posted:One more: after more comes out about ftx us makes it harder or impossible for banks to deal with exchanges causing crypto to crash further Once Binance goes to the chopping block it will eat 60% of TSLA's remaining stock price (Didn't they do some poo poo together with buttcoin?)
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Dec 20, 2022 01:59
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elon musk trips in the bathroom of an applebees and his head falls in a toilet and he drowns in the toilet
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rotor posted:elon musk trips in the bathroom of an applebees and his head falls in a toilet and he drowns in the toilet #restinpiss
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