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elong will launch a new startup promising everyone their own robotic shark but will fail to deliver on any promises
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HamAdams posted:elong will launch a new startup promising everyone their own robotic shark but will fail to deliver on any promises the first real setback in fintech in years
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RokosCockatrice posted:also, something about sharks. i think sharks are due a global news headline or two. I will always remember that the big cable news story of summer 2001 was SHARKS! because I think there were like 3 attacks on the gulf coast. then something happened in September and we never heard about sharks again
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Jonny 290 posted:the first real setback in fintech in years
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HamAdams posted:elong will launch a new startup promising everyone their own robotic shark but will fail to deliver on any promises "my robot shark looks like a used Big Mouth Billy Bass spray painted silver. it smells like burning and drains the batteries even when switched off. love the shark though."
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fart simpson posted:how can you predict this stuff? do you have insider connections? its a gift  
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there will be a "shrugmo" smilie
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I predict I will have a new graphics card before 2023 (It's an XFX Merc 310 RX 7900 XTX 24GB)
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New Zealand can eat me posted:I predict I will have a new graphics card before 2023 dang. stop rubbing it in op im sorry
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New Zealand can eat me posted:I predict I will have a new graphics card before 2023 Wow, five Xes. This GPU must be something.
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By definition all these companies are too incompetently managed to run a Netflix, any MBA would probably try rising the price to $60/mo to match cable. So, hopefully bring down a cable network? 8K monitors are the obvious entry in 2023, but more interesting is the OLED and micro-LED kit from LG and Apple. Vulkan should finally get onto the desktop inside Chrome and Edge, which means ARM and Risc5 have the potential of being competitive platforms with rando GPUs. Most things seem slowing down, idk who gives a poo poo about Windows 12? I have a new kitchen range and hood, and both are Wi-Fi enabled. The range, ok, one can check on the phone if accidently left the stove on, been using a Blink camera for that. The hood is ridiculous, it seems to only work with a Wi-Fi range of the same vendor and is used to synchronize the light controls  So more stupid Wi-Fi / Thread / Matter controlled poo poo that confuses the crap out of everyone.More Wi-Fi standards that are faster than any interwebs connection I can ever get installed. JavaScript 2 with optional type safety, especially the confusing version number. More people wanting to replace Docker & Podman with WASM. France will write a law against some form of AI, for some benign reason like protecting French authors. Random tedious milestones in AI being used for stories, books, cartoons, "news", etc. MrMoo fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Dec 27, 2022 |
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google wave is making a comeback in a big way, baby. BIG way.
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a light, softcore form of autogenerated AI porn is going to quietly find its way into everyone's lives. It'll be as ubiquitous as non-technical users knowing what incognito mode is by the end of 2023.
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As Twitter and Mastodon struggle, a resurgent Clubhouse takes all the market share from people who need thought leadership in their lives
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in my computer, that I gently caress
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shamefully infrequent yosposter "tom collins" will make a retrospective on 23 years of something awful
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Beeftweeter posted:shamefully infrequent yosposter "tom collins" will make a retrospective on 23 years of something awful veni, vidi, posti
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wow he's not dead yet
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Tom Collins posted:only quants will know how to use them for anything a level of bad code beyond what even yospos could imagine
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Tom Collins posted:[list] You are probably right and I hate everything about it. Gonna have to build a faraday cage around my house.
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Tom Collins posted:
Yeah gently caress this century I'm gonna go hang out with John Townsends.
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In 2023, that gum you like is going to come back in style.
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Tom Collins posted:
this is a good one. lol
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iphone 15 will come out and will not do so well because how much more poo poo can you cram in these. nobody who has a 13 or 14 will even consider it unless youre hot for usb-c and want to light a thousand dollars on fire over a connector war
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5G ads means paying Qualcomm a percentage of the retail price of your product just to license the patents. and also you have to pay for the baseband itself. ain’t nobody doin that. they’ll work out a deal with comcast, at&t and other endpoint providers to have a secret ad wifi network that you can’t turn off
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2023 tiktok: is getting banned from the us meta: halves stock value, again, vr continues to kind of suck google: google assistant becomes the new google search netflix: acquired by amazon amazon: fails to make same day and drone deliveries the norm, again apple: does not release or even tease apple glasses twitter: shutters its doors musk: voted out of tesla, claims it's 4d chess to "focus on mars", and puts all his pretendgineering effort into spacex yospos: the last entertaining poster gets banned.
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RokosCockatrice posted:pretendgineering lol
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