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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Between 33-0 and the Las Vegas Lateral, not to mention a bunch of other great games, we're coming off of one of the best weekends of football in recent memory. the playoff hunt is heating up and poo poo's getting stupid. here's where things currently stand:








And the schedule for this week:




Happy Holidays & someone dig Mac Jones out of the earth when they get a chance


https://twitter.com/technogaijin/status/1604639992235536384

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Happy Holidays & someone dig Mac Jones out of the earth when they get a chance


https://twitter.com/technogaijin/status/1604639992235536384

Speaking of digging out horrible harry got the scoop and score on Matt Ryan.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.es...ssing-snap/amp/

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Football.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This morning I heard the name "Mac Truck'd" for that play and I think it's perfect.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Is Mac Jones the least athletic person drafted in the last decade? Seems it.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Is Mac Jones the least athletic person drafted in the last decade? Seems it.

Josh Rosen was less athletic across the board

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Mac Jones is literally the size of an average dude on the street, expecting him to tackle Chandler Jones or even slow him down is just dumb

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Didn't Orlando Brown finish dead last in like every event at the combine?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1605212713780744192?s=20&t=I6rO3_bVYHW8Op5fm-j9SQ

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diva Cupcake posted:

Didn't Orlando Brown finish dead last in like every event at the combine?

39th percentile 3 cone drill for OL!

https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/orlando-brown

5.68 40 time, 1%
5.38 20 yard shuttle, 0%
18 reps bench press, 9%

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
One nice thing about this miserable season, the Saints swept the Falcons. In doing so, they finally flipped the regular season record. The all-time regular season record for the Saints-Falcons rivalry is that the Saints now lead the series at 54 –53.

So we’ve got that going for us. Which is nice.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Rosen is back!

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1605214350368710656?s=20&t=I6rO3_bVYHW8Op5fm-j9SQ

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/brettkollmann/status/1604967896341393408?s=46&t=P6ThHTuE-B312P7jcpDbNQ

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Nodoze posted:

Mac Jones is literally the size of an average dude on the street, expecting him to tackle Chandler Jones or even slow him down is just dumb

6’3 220 and tons of experience kicking dudes in the dick while sliding. He’s got this

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Amy Pole Her posted:

6’3 220 and tons of experience kicking dudes in the dick while sliding. He’s got this

Listen not everyone has the elite tackling prowess of Mitchell Trubisky

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1605235724521205765?s=46&t=zr1IaLVh1FDh_d9b_b6RPg

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/Jake_Trotter/status/1605233042347401217?t=2RjgJDGQrtMfrhb-6Cn5ew&s=19

The Browns aren't allowed to have a good offense and a good defense at the same time. Same reason the President and Vice President have to travel separately.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:lol:, perhaps even :lmao:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Jags-Lions Super Bowl who says no

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


The Jets are currently favored in this game and I am not sure why.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

C-Euro posted:

Jags-Lions Super Bowl who says no

Big NFL


Christian Kirk throwing a gadget touchdown pass to Trevor Lawrence, Goff throwing a touchdown pass to Sewell... It would own so hard

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Forrest on Fire posted:

Big NFL


Christian Kirk throwing a gadget touchdown pass to Trevor Lawrence, Goff throwing a touchdown pass to Sewell... It would own so hard

that would rule

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


It's Ben Baldwin chart time!





Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's Ben Baldwin chart time!



Saints and Bucs confirmed cowards

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



SKULL.GIF posted:

It's Ben Baldwin chart time!

the drive charts are also good

Pats and Jets are very similar teams.

26th vs 28th offense



2nd vs 4th defense

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
if the falcons and saints somehow squeak out wins this weekend the NFC South gets very interesting and so does the AFC North (Falcons play Baltimore).

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

C-Euro posted:

Jags-Lions Super Bowl who says no

T*m Br*dy says no.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/AnnieAgar/status/1605250913639469056?s=20&t=I6rO3_bVYHW8Op5fm-j9SQ

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Saints and Bucs confirmed cowards

Dennis Allen has no balls

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Silly Burrito posted:

Dennis Allen has no balls

otherwise they would've won the last bucs game against other notable NFCS coward Todd Bowles.




speaking of NFCS, the Athletic has the ideal scenario for the playoffs:

quote:

Here’s the scenario we should all be rooting for. Carolina loses to Detroit, beats Tampa Bay and loses to New Orleans. New Orleans loses its other two games. Tampa Bay loses out. The Falcons lose in Weeks 16 and 17 before beating the Bucs in Week 18. That would result in the four-way 6-11 NFC South tie we all deserve. Carolina, with a 4-2 division record in that scenario, would be the playoff-bound head of the centipede of chaos.

https://theathletic.com/4016625/2022/12/20/nfl-power-rankings-week-15-2/

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Relentlessboredomm posted:

otherwise they would've won the last bucs game against other notable NFCS coward Todd Bowles.




speaking of NFCS, the Athletic has the ideal scenario for the playoffs:

https://theathletic.com/4016625/2022/12/20/nfl-power-rankings-week-15-2/

If youre not rooting for this you're not a true fan of football.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

[2004 TJ and Michael Irvin voice]: He got....

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

lmao, i knew where the end was going and still got a laugh



really queer Christmas posted:

If youre not rooting for this you're not a true fan of football.

that's right

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

Nodoze posted:

Mac Jones is literally the size of an average dude on the street, expecting him to tackle Chandler Jones or even slow him down is just dumb

Isn't Chandler Jones related to Jon Jones?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Brothers

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

trilljester posted:

Isn't Chandler Jones related to Jon Jones?

yeah and art jones

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

Borsche69 posted:

yeah and art jones

Thanks, I knew there was a relation, just didn't know what kind.

Also, look what Max Crosby does to Jakobi Meyers after his toss to Chandler Jones, just slams him down.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



trilljester posted:

Isn't Chandler Jones related to Jon Jones?

First like 30 seconds of this is real good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7uPs1SzI4c

Kalli fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Dec 20, 2022

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Oh god keep Sammy Watkins at least 50 miles away from the Ravens injury problems at all times.

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