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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1606659792209993730?s=46&t=7KbZpH43pXa9PXtHahyjGQ


I hope after that burger he slammed her into the table, just like on their wedding day.


Also



https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1606687110861316099

kiimo fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Dec 24, 2022

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1606691188311990272?s=46&t=7_JOkV7GGEoHP8G2lZYT2A

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Call me crazy but I feel like people not freezing to death is probably more important than a football game

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

https://twitter.com/Reflog_18/status/1606695856748609536

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you'll die from taht

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

kazil posted:

Call me crazy but I feel like people not freezing to death is probably more important than a football game

This is communism

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Still cowards. Let me know when they warmup without pants

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Cavauro posted:

you'll die from taht

Living in Cleveland has that effect

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

DNP - Chafed nips

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Dec 24, 2022

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

kazil posted:

Call me crazy but I feel like people not freezing to death is probably more important than a football game

What kind of un-american claptrap is this?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

kazil posted:

Call me crazy but I feel like people not freezing to death is probably more important than a football game

They’ll be warmed by the burning river.

Symphoric
Apr 20, 2005


Flash forward to next week when every Seattle WR is out with pneumonia.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Symphoric posted:

Flash forward to next week when every Seattle WR is out with pneumonia.

they'll still beat the jets

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Vertical Lime posted:

they'll still beat the jets

you're going to be in for a real strevelation my friend

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

you dont get pneumonia by being cold, you get it by being a weak willed communist binch

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

kazil posted:

Call me crazy but I feel like people not freezing to death is probably more important than a football game

If this game isn’t played today, then the communists terrorists French Obama cancel culture Nature has won, and we can’t have that :911:

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

From that PFT article, the power utility in Tennessee is doing intentional rolling blackouts so that only some people are without power in the devastating cold at any one time rather having the whole grid fail and leaving everyone without power. Seems bad.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Docjowles posted:

From that PFT article, the power utility in Tennessee is doing intentional rolling blackouts so that only some people are without power in the devastating cold at any one time rather having the whole grid fail and leaving everyone without power. Seems bad.
Thats happening here in NC too.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

you dont get pneumonia by being cold, you get it by being a weak willed communist binch

As someone who was diagnosed with pneumonia multiple times over a decade, I can confirm this is true.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

SKULL.GIF posted:

A video on why the Fangio defense isn't working for teams trying to run it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quyQ-N_cYM

Basically, 2-high was meant for Mahomes and Allen, not every other offense. Also, nowadays even Mahomes/Allen are taking advantage of what the defense is giving them. The defensive coordinators trying to mimick the Fangio defense aren't adjusting, opting to instead blindly copy it and apply it to all situations, so they're getting blown out repeatedly.

I think an underrated part of it is that guys aren't finding or developing the specialized personnel to play in the defensive front, either. It isn't something loads of guys are either ready-made for from college or from another team, and I'm not sure the rapid expansion around the league has the coaching support to really develop guys.

All of these teams seem to have open and uncontrolled dumpster fires on the IDL. Like the only guy I've seen who can halfway do the stuff in the front to make two-high shells work is Harrison Phillips, and Minnesota pried him off of maybe the only other team that is going to be developing IDL to play gap-and-a-half stuff(Buffalo).

IMO linebacker play in general is deplorable around the league, and I think half of the Fangio magic is that he seems to spontaneously generate solid to good linebacker play with some assholes you've never heard of before wherever he goes. The other guys don't seem to have that.

The only solution is that everyone pay a bunch of money for Buffalos defensive free agents IMO, just rob their asses blind

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I love these ole Cincinnati Bengals

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

I love these ole Cincinnati Bengals

Then why don't you marry them!

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Quiet Feet posted:

Then why don't you marry them!

I don't think it's legally recognized in Ohio.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Never been happier to not have to go to a game. Weather is awful.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

"Many" New York Giants players were inside the Mall of America at the time of Friday night's deadly shooting, and they're all safe and accounted for, NFL Network Insider Tom Pelissero reported Saturday morning.

A teenager was killed during a shooting at the nation's largest shopping center, which was put under a lockdown just before the holiday weekend, police told The Associated Press.

The Giants were staying at a hotel adjacent to the mall. Giants general manager Joe Schoen was also in the mall and subsequently was getting position-by-position updates from team security until it was confirmed all players were OK, Pelissero reported.

"Everyone is back in the hotel and accounted for now," team executive vice president of communication Pat Hanlon told the AP on Friday night

https://www.nfl.com/news/giants-players-were-in-mall-of-america-during-shooting-everyone-accounted-for

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Vikings are the most fraudulent 12-win team I’ve ever seen

The Jaguars could have the same record if they were so lucky in close games

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







poo poo

https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/1606766436004659200?s=46&t=K9ZVxyks4b8d6TjefpWqtA

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

gently caress poor Jaycee. Was having an absolute banger of a year too.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





When did Plaxico come out of retirement?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

lmao

https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1606771984272183297



edit: this is a proclick and should change the name of the thread tbh

kiimo fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Dec 24, 2022

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

JT Jag posted:

The Vikings are the most fraudulent 12-win team I’ve ever seen

The Jaguars could have the same record if they were so lucky in close games

It's bounce back karma from last year, where we had the worst two minute record in literally 20 years.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

kiimo posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1606771984272183297



edit: this is a proclick and should change the name of the thread tbh

You see it coming but it still owns.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005









https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/1606764137480175616?s=20&t=KRIJ77qEZ7StdEFrvPa0xg



https://twitter.com/Panthers/status/1606726398499966976?s=20&t=iO3hA-XUAa3Ur8b9hc5efQ



https://twitter.com/PanthersAnalyst/status/1606740934007611393?s=20&t=iO3hA-XUAa3Ur8b9hc5efQ

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I had to go run last minute errands before the end of the Texans game, so I'm just getting caught up and came here to post Jags Bitch

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


I legit said out loud on that 3rd and 13 pass to Moore. "Where the gently caress did that come from"

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

BlindSite posted:

I legit said out loud on that 3rd and 13 pass to Moore. "Where the gently caress did that come from"

It's wild, it's like D'Arnold is slowly shaking off what Gase did to him

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


He's Good NowTM

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Shinji2015 posted:

It's wild, it's like D'Arnold is slowly shaking off what Gase did to him

it's the first time in his career he has a good offensive line. he's not good

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
I will die laughing if Darnold outlasts Wilson in the NFL.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS STEALS BIKES
https://twitter.com/R_Rechail/status/1604277626864123904

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