Guess what's in this candle

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Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

# ? Dec 20, 2022 23:55

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

A condom

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:05

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

wax

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:07

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Tapeworm

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:11

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Snowy posted:

A condom

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:13

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Bleached goat man anus

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:19

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Prolapsed anus

Beaten

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:41

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Gun

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:41

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

looks like diaphragms or condoms

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:46

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Lamprey(s)

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:47

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

CUM

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:47

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Allah

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:51

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

it's cum op

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:55

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

hunter biden's laptop

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:55

Pastel Candy Snake: Sep 6, 2018; by Hand Knit

Al Capone's lost vault contents

# ? Dec 21, 2022 01:14

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Gas?
Thread?
Ban?
OP?
All of the above?

# ? Dec 21, 2022 02:21

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Womenstrual fluid

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:17

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

A circle

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:21

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

A diamond

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:21

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

Smugworth posted:

Womenstrual fluid

mods?

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:22

1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

secrets

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:44

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

mods?

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:55

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

A squid sphincter

# ? Dec 21, 2022 04:29

god please help me: Jul 9, 2018; I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

(yoda voice) a penis.

# ? Dec 21, 2022 04:32

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

The element of Fire. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to light it, obviously

# ? Dec 21, 2022 05:40

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

well?! tell us!

c'monnnn!

# ? Dec 21, 2022 05:49

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

the smell is "hot toddy" and those are lemon rinds you philistines

# ? Dec 21, 2022 05:51

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Yeah but what about the jagged blue crystal shits at the bottom?

# ? Dec 21, 2022 06:16

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Smugworth posted:

Womenstrual fluid

new username thread is thattaway

# ? Dec 21, 2022 06:21

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

That�s not a candle OP. :gizz:

# ? Dec 21, 2022 07:02

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

A cucumber scrubber

and some clumps of pyrite

Unsure what all the brown fluid is

A wax possibly because you say its a candle

Longpig Bard fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Dec 21, 2022

# ? Dec 21, 2022 07:02

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Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

It is condoms congratulations gbs I'm so proud

# ? Dec 21, 2022 08:17

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