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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
:sickos:

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
BBB. Lets really gently caress up Italia!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Yeah, EEE. Only God can tell us how this should go.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
A, E, wherever Mecca is located.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Hell yeah, Asatru-Roman syncretism is gonna be sick. The Romans still gonna end up in Byzantion, except as this world's version of Varangians.

e: Also, will be very funny if the Romans learn sailing well, have more success in Newfoundland than the Vikings had in OTL, and run into lost Carthaginian colonies in the Americas.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I just think we should make sure that the Normans invade the British Isle and then we can have the English in EUIV and beyond making the modding much less work.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

hashashash posted:

I'm cleaning them up, but there's only so much you can do when you have Huns, Slavs, five different types of German, and then Gauls and Britons all standing on top of each other

:sickos:

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm hoping we're in the same world as the Tibet LP where the megatherium never went extinct and became the primary draft/mount animal of the Americas. I want my war elephant vs war sloth fights!

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Feb 10, 2023

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm hype for what you have planned for us, Hash. I, for one, am going to be a very big fan of the Normans.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
That Iberia tho.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
We can pull flower war poo poo? :getin:

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
C - I don't recall another LP where we were France.

Plus, we're eventually going to play as somewhere else, so we ought to build ourselves a nice strong opponent.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Frangleterre rises again!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Al-Andalus did give us a very good version of the virgin/chad meme:


Also, it eventually ended up Communist! Just, y'know, a dictatorship that ended up in a nuclear hell war with Russia that ended inconclusively.

e: I think that Al-Andalus also was the source of Perfidious Frangleterre. Definitely further down towards the "hellworld" pole on the goon Mega-LP "Hellworld-Fully Automated Luxury Space Gay Communism" spectrum. ByzLP is probably the furthest towards the other end of the spectrum, I never got around to reading Hohenzollern but it sounds like that was even worse while Flamboyant Schemers was also more of a hellworld.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Mar 17, 2023

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Had a game recently where my 50 year reign ruler finally got the cards lined up for a 20-something heir with great traits and popped her clogs, and the heir dropped dead 12 days later.

I, for one, am sure this won't happen to Magneto, or whatever his name is.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I've gotten the "Made of Glass" one before. I'd been hoping to be a werewolf like in CK2, and instead I just got broken.

CK3 does a very good job of limiting the player's ability to completely ignore their character's traits - if you're diligent you really gotta manage your stress levels, if you're compassionate you really can't just murder every problem, if you're just you can't constantly take poo poo you want without good cause, and if you're sadistic you have to be a dick.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

sebzilla posted:

...are we the baddies?

Metallo definitely was.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
What type of retinues does Carthaginians get in the mod? Metallo crushed some equal sized armies without much trouble, so I'm guessing that a bunch of it was just having a lot fewer levies doing the fighting.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Yeah, heavy infantry really beat up on levies and have a lot of staying power, so those armored footmen are doing work as long as they don't get countered.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I hope the Romans are now up in Hudson Bay after having travelled even further north to get away from Carthage.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
It seemed to me like Carthage had the raiding techs unlocked.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
B - we must return to the cradle of the Levant!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Not only is he at 56 learning despite being stoned out of his gourd, he's only getting +1 from his wife. This dude is the goddamned House of Wisdom all by himself.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
ruh roh.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm still hoping for a Norman revival.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
C!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
A.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Y'all better get smote by the wrath of אָדוֹן‬‎ for this. I wanted my Jewish steppe horde!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Hell yeah. Syncretic Tolerance YHWH incoming.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
A Renaissance man 400 years early!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I think you can just hit the report button on your post and ask for the name change.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Big fan of the kitchen sink religious philosophy.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Losing +10 kids to the black death is a pretty rough run!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

hashashash posted:

could also just 'peacefully' surrender to the great khan and join his glorious conquests wherever they lead

Only if we can graft on Mongolian Tengrism to our already Frankensteined syncretic Abrahamism.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
A, lets get right up to the western world's doorstep as Genghis is about to drop dead!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
A.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
B.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
C!

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