- Prurient Squid
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I tried to imagine what that would be like but then it ended up more like -- what if gangsters had jesters?
That's the dynamic anyway.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Dec 21, 2022
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- Macnult
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plenty of room in teh clown car
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Dec 21, 2022 15:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Does the car just go around giving jesters to various people? Like cowboys, gangsters, cops, army generals?
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Dec 21, 2022 15:42
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- FutonForensic
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*jingles authoritatively*
 
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Dec 21, 2022 19:28
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- google THIS
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The Jester just narrates everything the cop does noir detective style a la Police Squad
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Dec 21, 2022 19:54
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- Youremother
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My lord, 'twas certain the fleeing man was a scoundrel, and a coward; not hardly as brave as you, lord, who bravely shot him four times in the back! A-ha, a-ha!
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Dec 22, 2022 00:18
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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goes without saying but, Kill Jester
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Dec 22, 2022 00:23
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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this would like result in a jester-based arms race between the cops and the gangsters OP
what I'm wondering is how many jesters are allotted 2 each cop. Imagine how many there would be for a full sized SWAT team 
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Dec 22, 2022 06:28
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- FutonForensic
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goes without saying but, Kill Jester
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Dec 22, 2022 06:37
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- The Voice of Labor
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cops would just end up locking the jesters in the patrol suv with the windows rolled up during hot days or shooting them
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Dec 22, 2022 07:12
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hee hee hee my name is rumplestiltskin and my partner just shot you hee hee hee
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Dec 22, 2022 07:20
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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the jester absent-mindedly makes a balloon animal in the shape of a dog....
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Dec 22, 2022 14:26
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- google THIS
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the jester absent-mindedly makes a balloon animal in the shape of a dog....
*POP* He was being aggressive
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Dec 22, 2022 15:50
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- Cosmik Slop
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What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?
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An' forsothe, for I do sweare alle jesteres aire bastardes
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Dec 22, 2022 21:47
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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But what about when the burglars get their own jesters?
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Dec 23, 2022 17:12
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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cops are both too tense and too imperious for jesters to have the intended effect on them. cops would probably just shoot them
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Dec 23, 2022 18:28
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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and then get two months paid leave after an internal investigation
frump truck fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Dec 23, 2022
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Dec 23, 2022 18:28
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- Ice Phisherman
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I’m imagining jester cop uniforms and I’m running into a problem.
Like one cop busts out of a out of the drivers side wearing Oakley shades trying to look like a military operator while simultaneously being 5’9, 373 pounds and wearing a uniform covered in tiny and not so tiny mustard stains.
Meanwhile out of the passenger side you got your toned, fit looking Reno 911 guy in the shortest short shorts they can find. They have a cop mustache that is so immaculate that it looks like it was combed by angels and edged by Star Trek phasers.
I’d honestly be confused as to who the jester cop is. Please help I don’t want to get shot.
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Dec 24, 2022 12:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Perhaps a sequence of riddles would sort the pork from the pierot?
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Dec 24, 2022 14:24
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- The Voice of Labor
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aclu double agent jesters, their soda water bottle filled with horse lube
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