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Season tickets to the Cleveland Browns??? |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 13:46 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 01:40 |
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your other date |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:22 |
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Cartoon stink lines and the sound of a foghorn blowing in the distance
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:40 |
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Your recently divorced buddy danny who was going to secretly feed you lines all night
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:48 |
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Your posting history
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:03 |
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Holland Oates posted:Your posting history |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:18 |
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A whole bunch of coupons.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:22 |
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A roll of IOUs you were planning to pay with all night
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:28 |
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A toilet paper tube (out of tp)
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:29 |
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poop, and also pee
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:47 |
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Huge wads of cash. |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:23 |
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Finger Prince posted:Huge wads of cash. Oh… how embarrassing…. I’m so rich…. Haha…… |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:38 |
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Your entire dick, balls and rear end
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:48 |
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Gotta clean out that old wallet every now and then
Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Dec 27, 2022 https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:58 |
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a moth
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:52 |
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Wedding band (either the golden or the musical variety) |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:52 |
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ZZ Top
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:28 |
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something that looks like a used, shriveled condom but in fact is your foreskin, that you keep in your wallet for sentimental rsasons
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:29 |
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A Thomas Kinkade Gallery lifetime membership card |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:45 |
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A live grenade |
# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:49 |
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Kari Byron from Mythbusters and boy is she pissed off
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:51 |
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your elaborate plan for the date including map
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:58 |
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my permission slip for the date
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:01 |
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*trips over a rug corner* "gently caress gently caress MY FRIEND WHO GAVE ME IT DIED I SWEAR IT'S REALLY MEANINGFUL gently caress FUUUUUUUUCK
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:05 |
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Finger Prince posted:A live grenade I would think a dud would be more embarrassing
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:21 |
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The smaller velcro batman chain wallet i was trying to disguise to seem classier
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 06:06 |
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A monitor. Turned off. Or on. Depends on context.
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 06:38 |
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Adam Carolla
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:01 |
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thousand island dressing |
# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:33 |
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Buttchocks posted:thousand island dressing 999 Island Dressing
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 10:25 |
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2pac, alive and well
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:36 |
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Your entire professional Jack Sparrow impersonator outfit (including accessories).
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:40 |
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A shart (shows you cannot be trusted)
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:40 |
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your membership card for the dumb club for stupid assholes (dcsa) |
# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:03 |
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A gift card to the sex toy emporium. The bad one.
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:09 |
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A crippling sense of self doubt.
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:10 |
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Your long lost evil twin brother (the one with the mole) who was born with a rare birth defect that caused him to grow to the exact dimensions of a US bill.
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:40 |
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The recipe for cold fusion, but with a huge booger wiped on it. |
# ? Dec 23, 2022 14:01 |
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Signed picture of the pope.
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 15:34 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 01:40 |
a comically long series of tied together brightly colored napkins
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# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:18 |