Embarrassing things to fall out of your wallet during a date

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Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

Season tickets to the Cleveland Browns???

# ? Dec 22, 2022 13:46

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# ? May 8, 2024 20:47

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

your other date

# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:22

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Cartoon stink lines and the sound of a foghorn blowing in the distance

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:40

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Your recently divorced buddy danny who was going to secretly feed you lines all night

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Your posting history

# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:03

Stoner Sloth

Holland Oates posted:

Your posting history

# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:18

Escape From Noise

A whole bunch of coupons.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:22

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

A roll of IOUs you were planning to pay with all night

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:28

Escape From Noise

A toilet paper tube (out of tp)

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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:29

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

poop, and also pee

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:47

Finger Prince

Huge wads of cash.

# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:23

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

Finger Prince posted:

Huge wads of cash.

Oh� how embarrassing�. I�m so rich�. Haha��

# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Your entire dick, balls and rear end

# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:48

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Gotta clean out that old wallet every now and then

Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Dec 27, 2022

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:58

Shifty Nipples

a moth

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:52

Finger Prince

Wedding band

(either the golden or the musical variety)

# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:52

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

ZZ Top

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:28

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

something that looks like a used, shriveled condom but in fact is your foreskin, that you keep in your wallet for sentimental rsasons

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:29

Bodyholes

A Thomas Kinkade Gallery lifetime membership card

# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:45

Finger Prince

A live grenade

# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:49

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Kari Byron from Mythbusters and boy is she pissed off

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

your elaborate plan for the date including map

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:58

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

my permission slip for the date

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

*trips over a rug corner*

"gently caress gently caress MY FRIEND WHO GAVE ME IT DIED I SWEAR IT'S REALLY MEANINGFUL gently caress FUUUUUUUUCK

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:05

Ass-penny

Finger Prince posted:

A live grenade

I would think a dud would be more embarrassing

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:21

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

The smaller velcro batman chain wallet i was trying to disguise to seem classier

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 06:06

Escape From Noise

A monitor. Turned off. Or on. Depends on context.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 23, 2022 06:38

Escape From Noise

Adam Carolla

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

thousand island dressing

# ? Dec 23, 2022 09:33

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

thousand island dressing

999 Island Dressing

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 10:25

Goons Are Gifts

2pac, alive and well

# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:36

Escape From Noise

Your entire professional Jack Sparrow impersonator outfit (including accessories).

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:40

Escape From Noise

A shart (shows you cannot be trusted)

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:40

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

your membership card for the dumb club for stupid assholes (dcsa)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:03

Escape From Noise

A gift card to the sex toy emporium. The bad one.

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:09

Escape From Noise

A crippling sense of self doubt.

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:10

Escape From Noise

Your long lost evil twin brother (the one with the mole) who was born with a rare birth defect that caused him to grow to the exact dimensions of a US bill.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 23, 2022 12:40