Embarrassing things to fall out of your wallet during a date

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Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

All the fully loaded nacho chips.

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:46

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# ? May 9, 2024 00:42

Escape From Noise

A series of smaller wallets. Each one smaller than the last!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:52

Escape From Noise

This thread

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:55

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

db cooper

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:28

frump truck: hello... again!

a piece of paper that says "i'm a stupid idiot who slips on banana peels and pees my pants" signed by you and notarized

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:12

frump truck: hello... again!

party snakes like in the fake mixed nuts can

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:13

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

a telegram from the queen congratulating you on becoming an idiot hell fucker

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:42

Radia: And someday, together.. We'll shine.

ack! my phone. sorry about that, let me just uh.. heh heh. smaller pockets you know? sorry again. anyway uh. yeah

Thank you Ohtori Akio for the incredible sig!! 😍

# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:47

Ass-penny

your embarrassingly conservative relations.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:49

Ass-penny

a receipt for a Red Hot Chili Peppers record

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:50

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

an infinite recursion of wallets falling out of wallets falling out of

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 23, 2022 21:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Literally nothing

# ? Dec 23, 2022 21:42

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Odo from Deep Space Nine

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 23, 2022 21:44

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

My mother, who immediately starts chastising about leaving the toilet lid up... Again!!!

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 22:44

Ass-penny

*wallet flips open to a photo of Anish Kapoor*

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Dec 23, 2022 23:17

Robot Made of Meat

My last date, completely dehydrated and clearly in anguish.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

lesser gems and silver coins

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:38

frump truck: hello... again!

a divorce

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

pictures of your dates parents with notes about how you think they'll age

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

pictures of your dates parents with notes about how you think they'll age

lol weird

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:41

frump truck: hello... again!

Heather Papps posted:

pictures of your dates parents with notes about how you think they'll age

pictures of yourself from the future

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

a handwritten note from your date, in the future, giving you instructions to make the date go well

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:43

Shifty Nipples

a smurf

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:49

Escape From Noise

frump truck posted:

party snakes like in the fake mixed nuts can

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 24, 2022 02:10

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

a receipt for a Red Hot Chili Peppers record

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 24, 2022 02:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

blood-stained ouija board that keeps spelling out "p-a-n-t-s-h-i-t-t-e-r"

# ? Dec 24, 2022 05:15

Ohtori Akio

dingy looking tube of booty cream

# ? Dec 24, 2022 05:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

neverending spray of blue fluid

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Dec 24, 2022 05:29

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

the Benny Hill theme

# ? Dec 24, 2022 05:37

Ass-penny

an unalphabetized list of all the dumb thoughts I was going to have on the date

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Dec 24, 2022 06:06

frump truck: hello... again!

301 comedy sounds

# ? Dec 24, 2022 06:44

Escape From Noise

Fallout

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 24, 2022 06:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

an invoice for 69 gil due immediately and a Honeybee Inn pub crawl bracelet which smells like Curve™ for men :sweatdrop:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Dec 24, 2022 07:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

your character sheet

# ? Dec 24, 2022 07:55

Ohtori Akio

Buttchocks posted:

your character sheet

the gamer Babe howls with laughter. that build...it wasn't even on-meta two years ago

# ? Dec 24, 2022 08:05

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

watho posted:

a comically long series of tied together brightly colored napkins

this is still going on. it�s been hours and you just want to go home. you don�t know what to say. the restaurant is closing soon

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 24, 2022 11:52

Ass-penny

your Seinfeld and Always Sunny episode watchlist

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Dec 24, 2022 18:16