Embarrassing things to fall out of your wallet during a date

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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

the heart valve you were supposed to transplant for that one patient whose surgery was scheduled for.....now, oops

# ? Dec 29, 2022 16:26

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# ? May 8, 2024 21:02

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

Buttchocks posted:

the heart valve you were supposed to transplant for that one patient whose surgery was scheduled for.....now, oops

Oooooh a heart surgeon? :syoon:

# ? Dec 29, 2022 17:48

Ass-penny

non-euclidean space

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Dec 29, 2022 18:07

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

just 1 fece

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 29, 2022 18:09

Shifty Nipples

Escape From Noise posted:

The human construct of time.

entropy

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 29, 2022 18:13

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

Dr. Honked posted:

just 1 fece

flat, like a penny, your date will be like, "what's that?" and you'll be like, "nothing!!!!" and pop it into your mouth

# ? Dec 29, 2022 18:15

Shifty Nipples

the rate of acceleration due to gravity

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 29, 2022 18:16

Bodyholes

A roll of "I'm With H->er" stickers

# ? Dec 29, 2022 19:21

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

my reference sheet (old design)

# ? Dec 29, 2022 19:23

Bodyholes

someone else's vomit

# ? Dec 30, 2022 00:17

Robot Made of Meat

rear end-penny posted:

non-euclidean space

Pretty sure this is required for most of these suggestions to work.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 01:16

Simsmagic: im beautiful

The Declaration of Independence

thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 01:40

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

your date�s pants (you pissed them)

# ? Dec 30, 2022 03:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

all the spaghetti u normally keep in ur pockets when not on a date

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Dec 30, 2022 03:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

the atomic laser pendant that controls Zoltar the Robut, and your date is Samson

# ? Dec 30, 2022 04:05

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Forty-seven ginger-headed sailors

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 04:18

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

That dream I had when I was 11 where I was giving a show and tell at school but I forgot to wear pants

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 06:57

Goons Are Gifts

the entire trashed crew of byob

# ? Dec 30, 2022 09:38

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

a small neil degrasse tyson who�s explaining all the ways your date is going wrong like come on just give me a break in trying really hard here and these things really don�t affect our enjoyment of it

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 30, 2022 09:41

Escape From Noise

D.A.R.E. membership card

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 30, 2022 09:45

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

a fleet of aircraft carriers

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 30, 2022 09:49

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

God's dick.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 10:28

idiotsavant

My 6� tall cardboard cutout of Janet Jackson & her exposed boob from the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show

# ? Dec 30, 2022 12:14

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The shoulder pads from your jr high pantsuit.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 17:15

Shifty Nipples

Grinches are Glowing posted:

the entire trashed crew of byob

*stumbles around trying to regain my balance cause i've been stuck in a wallet* i'm not baked you're baked

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 30, 2022 17:33

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

Prurient Squid posted:

God's dick.

Which one?

# ? Dec 30, 2022 17:46

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the ancient cursed amulet

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 30, 2022 21:41

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Fight club

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:23

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

A lacrosse ball that bounces off the ground and smacks me right in the nuts

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:37

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

An alternate universe me who can't get the wallet open

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:40

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

RepeatingMeme posted:

A lacrosse ball that bounces off the ground and smacks me right in the nuts

nice post + sig combo

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 31, 2022 00:09

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

a photo of corn

# ? Dec 31, 2022 04:27

Ass-penny

a bag of schwag

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Dec 31, 2022 04:36