Embarrassing things to fall out of your wallet during a date

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Shifty Nipples

Holland Oates posted:

You take it back that makes me marriage material right there

oooh you're saying that would have been a good thing I think right? I was like trying to figure out how macho man randy savage related to you specifically lol

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# ? Jan 1, 2023 19:32

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# ? May 9, 2024 02:04

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

if �Macho Man� Randy Savage fell out of my date�s wallet i�d definitely gently caress them

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# ? Jan 1, 2023 20:38

Ass-penny

watho posted:

if “Macho Man” Randy Savage fell out of my date’s wallet i’d definitely gently caress them

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# ? Jan 1, 2023 20:49

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

hulk hogan on the other hand, that�d require some explaining

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# ? Jan 1, 2023 21:19

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

25 lbs of dried beef, 500 bullets, and a grandfather clock

# ? Jan 1, 2023 22:07

biosterous

watho posted:

if �Macho Man� Randy Savage fell out of my date�s wallet i�d definitely gently caress them

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# ? Jan 1, 2023 22:27

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

A tucus, a tushie, and also a bahonkus

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# ? Jan 2, 2023 03:14

Twenty Four

watho posted:

if �Macho Man� Randy Savage fell out of my date�s wallet i�d definitely gently caress them

Your date, Macho Man Randy Savage, or both?

# ? Jan 3, 2023 12:37

biosterous

Twenty Four posted:

Your date, Macho Man Randy Savage, or both?

the wallet

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# ? Jan 3, 2023 22:49

Escape From Noise

A pair of slightly yellowed Fruit of the Looms (with skid mark)

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# ? Jan 3, 2023 22:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Your revolutionary new design for an underground people-mover that will utilize a wheeled enclosure on a fixed electrified track and-

# ? Jan 3, 2023 23:35

Escape From Noise

Elon Musk bathwater

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# ? Jan 3, 2023 23:42

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

elon's musk :barf:

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# ? Jan 4, 2023 00:15

Quadramind

A few unmistakable drops of pee

# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:13

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Twenty Four posted:

Your date, Macho Man Randy Savage, or both?

i�ll take all comers and vice versa

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# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:26

Shifty Nipples

watho posted:

i�ll take all comers and vice versa

come all takers?

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# ? Jan 4, 2023 01:43

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Shifty Nipples posted:

come all takers?

yeh

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# ? Jan 4, 2023 08:38

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The actual wall... of the building.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 14:07

Escape From Noise

A The World of Synnibarr character sheet.

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# ? Jan 4, 2023 14:21

Twenty Four

biosterous posted:

the wallet

watho posted:

i�ll take all comers and vice versa

Shifty Nipples posted:

come all takers?

watho posted:

yeh

Also, having your date fall out of your wallet.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 14:38

Quadramind

a bum note

# ? Jan 4, 2023 15:08

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

An ominous crow.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 15:46

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Your date's entree

# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:16

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

A rake, and your date steps on it smacks them in the face. Apologetically you rush forward to help them up only to step on the rake yourself and get clobbered by it too

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# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:26

Twenty Four

Buttchocks posted:

Your date's entree

Your date's take home leftovers after they paid for the check, went to the bathroom, then came back and found them missing.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:44

Quadramind

A list of sequential phone numbers, with question marks after them. Each number is one digit closer to your date's, and theirs is the only one left without a line through it.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 19:32