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Ohtori Akio

slices of baguette with salted butter, blue cheese, and berry jam

# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:12

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# ? May 10, 2024 08:23

google THIS

Dear Mr. Jeffrey,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole sixer in the Leper's Colony for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an post telling you we want a g/f so we can watch her pour fluid on a tampon 1x/month. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, by our avs and sigs. But what we found out is that each one of us is an orb...

...and a stoner...

...and a shitposter...

...a posting pal...

...and a dick sucking factory worker.

Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Thread.

# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:29

Ohtori Akio

google THIS posted:

Dear Mr. Jeffrey,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole sixer in the Leper's Colony for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an post telling you we want a g/f so we can watch her pour fluid on a tampon 1x/month. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, by our avs and sigs. But what we found out is that each one of us is an orb...

...and a stoner...

...and a shitposter...

...a posting pal...

...and a dick sucking factory worker.

Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Thread.

# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:31

Shifty Nipples

what

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

my stomach hurts no thanks

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 22, 2022 22:57

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

The most important thread of the day

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:49

Ohtori Akio

Heather Papps posted:

my stomach hurts no thanks

i hope it's feeling better in time for breakfast tomorrow

# ? Dec 23, 2022 03:16

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Dear Mr. Jeffrey,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole sixer in the Leper's Colony for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an post telling you we want a g/f so we can watch her pour fluid on a tampon 1x/month. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, by our avs and sigs. But what we found out is that each one of us is an orb...

...and a stoner...

...and a shitposter...

...a posting pal...

...and a dick sucking factory worker.

Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Thread.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 10:32

Goons Are Gifts

breakfast for dinner like a true criminal mastermind

# ? Dec 23, 2022 11:31

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

some leftover ham and cheese pie from yesterday

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:16

Escape From Noise

I got home fries, tortillas, eggs, salsa, cheese, an avocado, red onion, cilantro, and lime in the fridge so breakfast burritos tomorrow morning! SATURDAY, BABY!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:26

Ohtori Akio

Ohtori Akio posted:

slices of baguette with salted butter, blue cheese, and berry jam

did this again, still owns

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:17

Escape From Noise

This morning I breakfasted upon burritos

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 24, 2022 03:42

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

What's the conversion rate between bacon and canadian bacon?

# ? Dec 24, 2022 08:37

Ohtori Akio

baguette, butter, and brie this time

# ? Dec 26, 2022 02:10

Ass-penny

literally this big posted:

What's the conversion rate between bacon and canadian bacon?

about the same as American dollars to Canadian op. which is to say you had to intentionally make Canadian bacon worse because everything happening in the US since we stopped hunting Nazis is rapidly decaying trash.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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