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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Gath posted:

yes
yes
yes
yes
after clicking on the first one, I was all in for the rest.

This guy is a cultural treasure.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



LifeSunDeath posted:

it looks like AI food. what is that putty? what are those red strips?

I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Same, cat; same.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Wall Balls posted:

if you wanna talk about welsh rarebit take it to the pizza grilled cheese thread

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Non Compos Mentis posted:

Get that engine fume smoked flavour to your food

I have this book, but haven't tried any of the recipes yet:

https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Manifold-Destiny/Chris-Maynard/9781416596233

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



itry posted:

More meme food. How are you supposed to eat that?

If it's anywhere near as messy as a Phila. roast pork on a long roll with diced fresh onions: with both hands, and leaning over the curb from the sidewalk. Bring your own towel.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



SilvergunSuperman posted:

Haha that's funny, I'd never heard of these before and last week found a recipe I was going to try

https://thewoksoflife.com/italian-pork-sandwich-philly/

Does this seem like a reasonable approximation?

It is, and broccoli rabe is delicious; I prefer however, to have just the pork and raw onions. I like the favor of good Italian roast pork, and find that the provolone (especially sharp provolone) masks the pork. I would suggest trying it this way your first time, but as we all know, tastes are entirely subjective, and the article and recipe look like the correct sandwich that you'd get unless specifying pork only. And maybe onions.

The gravy (broth, really) soaked into the good & proper hoagie roll is a divine finisher.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



VictualSquid posted:

Cafteria/Aldi grade gyros/kebap:



GET IN MY ALDI

Futanari Damacy posted:

This, and a tzatziki nozzle.

Tzatziki hose optional, but recommended.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

When does the burst happen

It's your bubble when you realize that this is poverty pizza.

I can smear pimiento cheese on white bread too

also

Brain Curry posted:

On the toilet

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Remulak posted:

If you live in the US just hit nearby taquerias, something you should be doing anyway. In my experience the taquerias inside grocery stores are more likely to have goat, mutton, etc. Also IMO quality generally higher.

Plus: proper grape soda

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My Armenian great-grandmother used to make something very similar when I was a kid that I can’t remember the name of and yeah it’s basically the heat from your hand and some form of acid that “cooks” the meat, although it’s more similar to the way citrus “cooks” the raw seafood in ceviche.

Anyway it’s really tasty but I wouldn’t do it with grocery store ground meat.

Kibbe?

Exchange students from Lebanon & Syria taught my mother how to make kibbe in the early ‘60s, with ground lamb. They’d bring it; Mom would grind it.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



LifeSunDeath posted:

what a tangled brunch we weave

:hmmyes:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



AARD VARKMAN posted:

"Amazing skills of Dosa making"

https://i.imgur.com/KnK4hhR.mp4

Whole neighborhood’s getting lit

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Lucid Nonsense posted:

I was talking with a friend about how 'bowls' have gotten so popular, like burrito bowls, KFC, etc, and I joked 'What's next? They just push a wheelbarrow around and shovel slop onto the table?'. I guess I am behind the times.

We inch ever closer to Troff 'n' Brew

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The only difference between (American) bologna and (American) hot dogs is diameter.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Loved him in No Country For Old Men

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Konar posted:

Giant ball of flavored grease

Thread title

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Fragrag posted:

Naan at all :dadjoke:

:2monocle:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



LifeSunDeath posted:

if only they would make cheese steaks with chicken.

They do. My wife’s favorite steak is a chicken cheeee steak.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Had no idea Cat Stevens turned to metalwork & cooking

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I'm surprised that I haven't seen kropok.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



My god the smell

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I just ate. And I am hungry again.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I'd be drier than a naked Fremen after finishing that

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I'm almost afraid to ask what the green stuff is

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Soul Dentist posted:

Whole lotta mutherfuckers itt not recognizing the glory of Japanese milk bread

Love cream bread. Just not the size of a belgian paver. Slice it no thicker than Texas Toast, toast it in a proper toaster, a smear o butter. Heaven on earth.

A proper egg salad is food of the gods as well, but best on cheap white (American) bread or challah.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Beans.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I returned to Switzerland 37-years after I lived there. I was pleasantly shocked at the proliferation of doner kebab shops.

Switzerland's very insular; kind of like Japan. When we lived there in the '70s they had a ballot referendum to throw all of the foreigners (including us) out. It failed, but not by much. My parents were dismayed as we had moved there only the year before, and the pain of an international house move hadn't worn off yet.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Throw half a stick of butter in there. Followed by 15-seconds of applied peppermill

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Don't it though

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I know that they’re potatoes, but now I’m craving fresh-fried kropok.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The what, now?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




This is like: I am only eating one thing for the next 24-hours.

Right?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



My wife & I walked all over Paris' 5th Arrondissement eating everywhere.

Then we walked back to our rental, which was 2-blocks off of the Rue Mouffetard, which is an eating/drinking/street entertainment mecca. I think I posted a picture of it already, but walking past the vertical chicken rotisserie wall parked on the street, with all of the fat dripping down into a tray packed with fingerling potatoes just wiped us out.

We had no room. NO. ROOM.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Is that Russian weregild?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Non Compos Mentis posted:

sentinel island is where they have the good chicken nuggets

Aw man

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Really. How hard would it be to invert a colander on that flattop

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cart should be called, “The Base”

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