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This is the thread to complain about holiday related bullshit. We are doing a very pared back Christmas this year, but I still had to hit the grocery store to get some last minute produce so it didn't wilt in my fridge all week. Couples who bring their entire families to the grocery store during the holidays blow my mind. One should stay home. Other does the shopping. I'm trying to get in and get out and you're letting your 9 year old boys push a cart sideways down the aisle while the 2 in the cart scream. Don't let your loving kids push the cart. I cook a lot. I like to play some music or listen to a podcast while I'm spinning plates in the kitchen. Please do not lean on the kitchen bench and scroll on tik-tok with the volume up. Something about 2 second clipped soundbites and that loving high pitched voice makes my forehead vein pulsate. It sounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjT3DeoEp0Y ALSO, If I ask you to please stop with the annoying Tik-Tok videos, please don't explain that "its instagram" and continue to do it. I'm cooking you loving dinner. You're 24 years old. Stop acting like an angsty teen just because you're back home for a weekend. IF you're in the kitchen you're either helping or cleaning. We trying to make merry here. STFU about politics. All of it. Yes, even you. There always has to be one aunt or uncle that has a half glass too much sherry and needs to hold court. S.T.F.U. Anyways I'm sure I'll find more reasons to bump this thread in the coming days. Merry chrisler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPwmXIY2YjY
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I got kinda drunk at work today. As a result, when I went to the bar tonight, I wasn't really feeling much like drinking. Fuckin bullshit if you ask me.
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Dec 24, 2022 03:50
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I mostly hate all that lovely music but honestly bringing a tree into your house is cool af and I have a socks fetish so hang that poo poo from the mantle or whatever back off santa haha. 
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Dec 24, 2022 03:58
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Poohs Packin posted:STFU about politics. All of it. Yes, even you. There always has to be one aunt or uncle that has a half glass too much sherry and needs to hold court. S.T.F.U. The concept of Santa is going to be political next year. Get ready for it, bitches
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Dec 24, 2022 04:04
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I just wish Santa was real, because we sure could use a dude like that right about now.
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Dec 24, 2022 04:26
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wesleywillis posted:I got kinda drunk at work today. Sounds like youre not putting your shoulder into it
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Dec 24, 2022 04:58
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Not enough Chris in chrissmass
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Dec 24, 2022 06:42
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The market was selling eggs for $10 a dozen loving thanks obama
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Dec 24, 2022 06:53
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No more Santa at my mall. leftist sectarian publicists k-gang members got to him
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Dec 24, 2022 07:15
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:No more Santa at my mall. leftist sectarian publicists k-gang members got to him Just had the thought: there is almost certainly a non-zero amount of santas that have gotten fired for espousing Q-related political beliefs to children
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Dec 24, 2022 07:33
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Poohs Packin posted:Just had the thought: there is almost certainly a non-zero amount of santas that have gotten fired for espousing Q-related political beliefs to children You think they got fired instead of promoted? I'm not sure what a Santa promotion entails I assume they get made king of the santas or something.
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Dec 24, 2022 08:12
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Duck and Cover posted:You think they got fired instead of promoted? I'm not sure what a Santa promotion entails I assume they get made king of the santas or something. Guess it really depends on if the person running the mall is based or not
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Dec 24, 2022 08:24
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wesleywillis posted:I got kinda drunk at work today. They call it the piss sinking paradox
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Santa wore a tie to his first day and got promoted to general manager of santawokes
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Dec 24, 2022 08:34
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Couple years ago I was drinking alone in a bar on Christmas eve in Cleveland, Ohio. It just sort of worked out that my folks were traveling for Christmas and I had to work so driving home wasn't really an option. Some young manic pixie type was trying really hard to convince me that it was sad to be alone in a bar on Christmas and I was like "no, seriously, this actually rules and I'm very much into it" but she didn't believe me. FUCKIN CHICKS MANNNN.
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Dec 24, 2022 08:44
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Poohs Packin posted:Couple years ago I was drinking alone in a bar on Christmas eve in Cleveland, Ohio. It just sort of worked out that my folks were traveling for Christmas and I had to work so driving home wasn't really an option. She was tryna slam dog
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Dec 24, 2022 08:45
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:She was tryna slam dog *pours one out for lost pussy of days past*
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Dec 24, 2022 08:50
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My new graphics card is a day late because of the ice
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Dec 24, 2022 08:51
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Over three months before jesus dies 
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Dec 24, 2022 09:38
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why the hell are the best deals after christmas???
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Dec 24, 2022 09:49
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Do you want some cheese with that whine? Lol!!
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Dec 24, 2022 11:48
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Have to work on Monday so I can't fly home to visit my mom who is battling cancer; wife is going to house sit a cat across town for the weekend so I will be spending Christmas alone.
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Dec 24, 2022 13:10
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hail santa
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Gasmask posted:Do you want some cheese with that whine? Lol!! Yes, send cheese.
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Dec 24, 2022 14:43
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It's goddamn cold. This whole 'winter holiday' business was invented to distract us all from how cold it is, and it's not goddamn working.
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Dec 24, 2022 15:13
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I have to talk to a bunch of relatives I don’t really identify with and see twice a year, other than my one step cousin who is sort of in the same career realm but is hard to talk to. They’re vegan and I’m not that good of a cook to quickly try a vegan dish pivot but at least they’re chill enough to be like, don’t worry about it, we’ll stay for a few drinks and do dinner on our own. Good on them for that at least.
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Dec 24, 2022 16:31
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i hate the goddamned holidays. everything about it. the weather, the food, the music, the movies, the family get togethers, gift giving, gift receiving. i hate christmas. also my seasonal affective disorder gets really bad this time of year
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Dec 24, 2022 16:41
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I'm really hard to buy for, so I don't like my presents, which makes people mad at me, which makes me feel bad.
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TK8325 posted:i hate the goddamned holidays. everything about it. the weather, the food, the music, the movies, the family get togethers, gift giving, gift receiving. i hate christmas. also my seasonal affective disorder gets really bad this time of year HATED A BABY?
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have to leave my hovel in my barely hip metropolitan area to go the small town world, in 2 degree weather, gently caress this poo poo. the wind has been roaring for 2 days
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sudden onset seasonal affective disorder
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Dec 24, 2022 17:20
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Fuckers be trying to charge me 7 bucks to watch Charlie Brown Christmas on Apple TV.
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Poohs Packin posted:Couple years ago I was drinking alone in a bar on Christmas eve in Cleveland, Ohio. It just sort of worked out that my folks were traveling for Christmas and I had to work so driving home wasn't really an option.  no no this is great I love being alone. I love it so much well do you think you would want a friend to spend tonight with NAH I'm enjoying being alone
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I loving hate Christass music so loving much. gently caress Christmas and the boring poo poo i have to sit through a Christmas story AGAIN for the 7th year in a loving row. I'm so loving tired of the lovely rear end Christmas movies and who the duck would want to do a good Christmas movie when you only watch this horse poo poo for a month or less and then it's back on the loving dvd rack or whatever the commie lib kids have nowadays. gently caress Christmas and Fick everything about it. I'm tired of people wearing Christmas poo poo to work and dressing as elves to the point where I may just go full Elon musk and ban Christmas celebration from work. I'll just blame a lawsuit or someone complaining about bias and ban it all. My wife's parents love the loving movies and poo poo there was a year I watched for 5 mins then literally wandered to a grocery store to get a Yerba mate and smoke my weed pen. After an hour and 10 I came back and no one noticed so I'm gonna do that again this year. I cannot understand how you can be 28 yes old and still glue yourself to the TV screen because mommy and daddy said so. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress RUCK CHRISTNAS
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I. WANT. PRESENTS!!@!!!
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GIVE ME PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Christmas is for children and vicars.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I loving hate Christass music so loving much. gently caress Christmas and the boring poo poo i have to sit through a Christmas story AGAIN for the 7th year in a loving row. Someone sure is being a Grinch today.
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Maybe we should just leave you Home Alone next year
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