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Toxic Mental posted:lol God you are one pathetic loser maybe I should be more homophobic. go to Planet Fitness in a vehicle with some trucknuts, then I'll be laying lots of pipe on Tinder. yeah toxic mental, you got the master plan
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olives black posted:not even going to bother looking up your alts Lol. I have never had any account but this one. Maybe if you didn't spent your time searching through internet history of complete strangers you might have enough time to try to become something other then an unfuckable loser.
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Some people made covid their entire identity, whereas most normal people just get their boosters and have normal, healthy relationships and sex lives. Maybe you'd get some Christmas sloppy toppy like the rest of us if you didn't go around the Kroger in a hazmat suit.
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Nooner posted:Remember that chick who did the COVID challenge where she licked the toilet seat on the airplane? 
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There's a japanese series of adult videos called "glory quest" where girls lick urinals and toilets and stuff. No masks. smdh
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Dec 25, 2022 04:29
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 This thread gets wild if you jump from the first page to the last page Christmas sucks, Christmas music sucks, not even remotely close to the first Christmas eve I've spent completely 100% alone and 
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Vampire Panties posted:
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kntfkr posted:There's a japanese series of adult videos called "glory quest" where girls lick urinals and toilets and stuff. No masks. smdh Big Tits Loving Grandfather Erotic Mischief (ボイン大好き亀市爺さんのHなイタズラ 壱)
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i'm watching super simple songs for the twelfth loving time today
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Toxic Mental posted:Big Tits Loving Grandfather Erotic Mischief (ボイン大好き亀市爺さんのHなイタズラ 壱) sometimes i get through the day by telling myself that i can still be one of those 70 year olds in grandpa porn and that it's not too late.
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kntfkr posted:i'm watching super simple songs for the twelfth loving time today I'm watchin prehistoric dog, that video is funny
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kntfkr posted:There's a japanese series of adult videos called "glory quest" where girls lick urinals and toilets and stuff. No masks. smdh Have you seen the ones where they lick masks? We got covid masks, surgical masks, painters masks, bank robber masks, loosely woven cloth masks, layered finely woven masks, well-fitting disposable surgical masks, KN95 masks, and well-fitting NIOSH-approved respirator masks (including N95 masks). Give us an offer on our vast selection of masks, this is a mask blow out! Alright, we got white masks, black masks, Spanish masks, yellow masks. We got hot masks, cold masks. We got wet masks. We got smelly masks. We got hairy masks, bloody masks. We got snapping masks. We got silk masks, velvet masks, naugahyde masks. We even got horse masks, dog masks, chicken masks. C'mon, you want masks, come on in Mask Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Mask lovers! Just asking, no reason. Have you seen them lick 'em masks?
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that's loving hot. seriously though i bet covid has spawned a bunch of fetishes that are just starting to emerge on the tubeweb
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olives black posted:You and your girlfriend I'm sure are also wonderful people 
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kntfkr posted:sometimes i get through the day by telling myself that i can still be one of those 70 year olds in grandpa porn and that it's not too late. I lived in Japan for years and years and knew a guy who ran a fairly popular JAV site, he even tried to get me to write for some JAV blog for $50 a pop. He told me straight up, if you aren't horrible looking and want to do porn, let him know, because he had all the contacts for everyone and they are at a huge personnel gap. The only requirements were either that you have to be able to stay hard for an hour+ (or you can take Viagra without medical problems) and you have to be able to cum on command basically. At that point I was already engaged but I definitely wonder what my life would have turned out like if I had pursued that.
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when i lived in japan i always heard rumors that were only like 100 male stars in the country and that the yakuza ran everything. my roommate said a lot of things though i was in Akita. where were you?
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just drove back from my family's traditional xmas eve sushi dinner and holy poo poo people on the freeway are deranged and/or drunk as fuuuck what a minefield that drive was
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kntfkr posted:when i lived in japan i always heard rumors that were only like 100 male stars in the country and that the yakuza ran everything. my roommate said a lot of things though Tokyo for 5+ years. I lived right next to a Yakuza HQ that the dude from Need For Speed Morohoshi ran a "boutique" out of. They constantly had these pimped out lambos in front of the place a few days a week when it was open as a sort of gathering hub for the mega-wealthy. Every Saturday night at like 10PM a procession of identical black vans would pull up in front of the building and a bunch of Yakuza-lookin stereotype dudes would get out and go into the building until like 3AM. I went into the boutique one day when it was open and talked with a few of them. Very nice guys and they spoke English well (except Morohoshi) probably because they all went to university in the States. Anyways, that's separate from the JAV site guy, that was some other person but I think the porn industry is still yakuza-run. I mentioned I lived in Italy for a year in college and spoke Italian and they thought that was super impressive and cool since they were Italian supercar freaks.  
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TK8325 posted:i hate the goddamned holidays. everything about it. the weather, the food, the music, the movies, the family get togethers, gift giving, gift receiving. i hate christmas. also my seasonal affective disorder gets really bad this time of year
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Toxic Mental posted:Tokyo for 5+ years. I lived right next to a Yakuza HQ that the dude from Need For Speed Morohoshi ran a "boutique" out of. They constantly had these pimped out lambos in front of the place a few days a week when it was open as a sort of gathering hub for the mega-wealthy. Every Saturday night at like 10PM a procession of identical black vans would pull up in front of the building and a bunch of Yakuza-lookin stereotype dudes would get out and go into the building until like 3AM. I went into the boutique one day when it was open and talked with a few of them. Very nice guys and they spoke English well (except Morohoshi) probably because they all went to university in the States. Anyways, that's separate from the JAV site guy, that was some other person but I think the porn industry is still yakuza-run. that's awesome. i just drank way too much and broke my back on mt zao
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Poohs Packin posted:Just had the thought: there is almost certainly a non-zero amount of santas that have gotten fired for espousing Q-related political beliefs to children A pretty weird guy I went to high school with is like the second most prominent Santa in my city and pretty prominent in the Santa Community globally and based on the comments on his Facebook posts, the number is gonna be extremely non zero.
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I kinda miss the COVID incel yelling at people. Anywho, I have post flu pneumonia, so I have to stay home alone while my family does the rounds. Sure, my in-laws are kinda annoying, but the 1 or 2 Q idiots get loudly made fun of, and the food is usually pretty good. It'll suck not playing with my kids' fun new toys with them. Bonus whining: I always take the day after Christmas off, and I forgot to this year 
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But Christmas is on a Sunday. You should automatically get monday off. Or just assume you do and don't go in.
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kntfkr posted:But Christmas is on a Sunday. You should automatically get monday off. Or just assume you do and don't go in. I'm off the next couple days. It's my own fault for not paying attention.
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just lol if you don't have to work holidays. like get a real job where you're exploited smh
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Got shot directly in the balls at point blank range with a battery powered nerf rifle. Fml.
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TK8325 posted:just lol if you don't have to work holidays. like get a real job where you're exploited smh That was my old job. Luckily my spine degenerated into broken glass and cotton candy, so I'm physically incapable of doing it anymore!
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DangerDummy! posted:That was my old job. Luckily my spine degenerated into broken glass and cotton candy, so I'm physically incapable of doing it anymore! Lemme guess, forum ownership?
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Poohs Packin posted:Got shot directly in the balls at point blank range with a battery powered nerf rifle. Fml. DangerDummy! posted:That was my old job. Luckily my spine degenerated into broken glass and cotton candy, so I'm physically incapable of doing it anymore!
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christmas falls on a sunday this year. meaning I only get 1 day off the week of christmas and 1 day off the week of new year's, as opposed to when christmas is on a weekday, which results in two days off for that week and the following week. I think I get paid for an extra holiday day for each week, but I'm one of those people who would rather get the time off than the "free" paid day. the best is when it's on a friday, then I get two four day weekends in a row.
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Shout out to that dude for bringing the "cousin everyone hates at Christmas dinner" energy to the holiday whining threadzl, very authentic. I'm back at my parents house but my childhood bedroom got given to my niece, was gonna smoke a doob out the window for old times sake but it's 2022 I'll just vape and have an edible later gently caress the past nostalgia is the thief of joy.
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