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DangerDummy! posted:I kinda miss the COVID incel yelling at people. x2 that was a bad shoot
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kntfkr posted:But Christmas is on a Sunday. You should automatically get monday off. Or just assume you do and don't go in. I don't go back to work until Jan 2 at 10PM cuz Germans, at least, recognize holidays BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:x2 that was a bad shoot he's off probation, I'll send him a PM and tell him to come back to this thread to "dunk on people"
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it's been 30-odd years and we still haven't gotten around to feeding the world. song will last forever though.
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my stepdad is an awkward ur-boomer who loves talking about people he knows who ostensibly have a lot of money, and complaining about having to respect other people if it mildly inconveniences him my stepsister (his daughter) is 45 and continually makes snide comments about how my wife and I parent my kids, despite her not having any. i don’t even really notice cos who cares what she thinks but my wife got PISSED and had her up about it (good poo poo) and now stepsister is basically silent and just trying to avoid everyone (preferable) in the meantime my mum is going around trying to please everyone, to her own detriment, as she has her whole life. love you mum but I wish you would stand up for yourself anyways the ham was delicious
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Inversion layer making the air stagnant? Better light up every fireplace in town.
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Not planning anything(or telling anyone) but expecting all your children and their families to show up for christmas, then guilt tripping them for making plans(because you just assumed everyone was coming to YOUR house) is pretty fuckin annoying, and actually that behavior just pushes people away. It's called an invitation, get over yourself. Oh and "a parent deserves to see their children every Christmas" is cute in theory, but pinning your kids against seeing their father on one Christmas every few years is pretty hosed up. Nevermind I haven't seen my family for the holidays in 3 years, and my dad like 5. Go ahead and keep making my wife sad on Christmas though, I'm sure everyone will forget about by next year. Thanks, op
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Nooner posted:Remember that chick who did the COVID challenge where she licked the toilet seat on the airplane? I hosed her in the rear end. BEFORE you ate her rear end. So you were eating my COVID cummies.
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Everybody lives so far away. Wanna fly over and visit? Too bad, flights canceled.
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Icochet posted:Lemme guess, forum ownership? Uhhhhhhh no, motherfucker. I was in restaurant management, a field where things like theft, drug addiction, and violence against women are unheard of.
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Animal-Mother posted:Everybody lives so far away. Wanna fly over and visit? Too bad, flights canceled. They should make the country smaller
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I'm upset there isn't a dedicated Bad Presents thread and hasn't been for a few years now. Those were my favorite.
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I've got a bad present for you bud just let me squat down on your chimney
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I really hate Xmas music on the radio, since they start the take-over on the day after Thanksgiving. If I don't avoid it like the plague, I'm sick of Xmas before we even get to Dec 15th. Today, I'm listening to the very loud fan over my stove while my duck is in the oven. Gonna be yummy, but I hate that (elderly) fan as much as I hate Xmas radio. 
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Poohs Packin posted:He's rad if you want to talk to a mid 30s dude about Apex Legends and Steven Crowder. Battle royales suck prove me wrong. 
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interwhat posted:They should make the country smaller brb, investing more in miniaturization like in spaceward ho
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For whoever might be in the mood for some extreme Holiday whining, I present to you: "Scrooge wasn't THAT bad!" An exploration of the bizarre trend of op-ed writers defending Ebenezer Scrooge every December 25th. I am quite proud of it, think it's p funny - and hey, it even features a few surprise special guests. Feel free to like/comment/sub as it appeases the algorithm gods.
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Calico Heart posted:For whoever might be in the mood for some extreme Holiday whining, I present to you: "Scrooge wasn't THAT bad!" An exploration of the bizarre trend of op-ed writers defending Ebenezer Scrooge every December 25th. I am quite proud of it, think it's p funny - and hey, it even features a few surprise special guests. Feel free to like/comment/sub as it appeases the algorithm gods. Oh, is this you?
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Calico Heart posted:For whoever might be in the mood for some extreme Holiday whining, I present to you: "Scrooge wasn't THAT bad!" An exploration of the bizarre trend of op-ed writers defending Ebenezer Scrooge every December 25th. I am quite proud of it, think it's p funny - and hey, it even features a few surprise special guests. Feel free to like/comment/sub as it appeases the algorithm gods. this is really good, I think you could have a pretty successful channel doing these kinda video essays
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The holiday dinner table has apparently time traveled back to 1997 because it's now on the topic of how confusing it is to order a cup of coffee at Starbucks and if you ask the clerk for a cup of black coffee they have no idea what you're talking about and how the guy behind the counter has scary neck tattoos and will never go far in life
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Calico Heart posted:For whoever might be in the mood for some extreme Holiday whining, I present to you: "Scrooge wasn't THAT bad!" An exploration of the bizarre trend of op-ed writers defending Ebenezer Scrooge every December 25th. I am quite proud of it, think it's p funny - and hey, it even features a few surprise special guests. Feel free to like/comment/sub as it appeases the algorithm gods. lol @ the first comment. quote:I don't know why I'm telling anybody this, but I saw a tumblr post the other day that was like "she ebbin on my neezer till I scrooge" and I can't get it out of my head, help.
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Tim Whatley posted:The holiday dinner table has apparently time traveled back to 1997 because it's now on the topic of how confusing it is to order a cup of coffee at Starbucks and if you ask the clerk for a cup of black coffee they have no idea what you're talking about and how the guy behind the counter has scary neck tattoos and will never go far in life Have you considered just not talking to or meeting with these people anymore
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MrQwerty posted:I don't go back to work until Jan 2 at 10PM cuz Germans, at least, recognize holidays Do you work fort
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kntfkr posted:Do you work fort Close
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I avoided all relatives other than my mother today. The relatives are showing up at the end of the week. The cheery on top is that there is absolutely no alcohol at any of these events. RC and Moon Pie fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Dec 26, 2022 |
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The holidays are tight af.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:I avoided all relatives other than my mother today. smoke weed
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I've been sick as gently caress for the last 3 days. I missed out on awesome dinners and I'm pretty hungry now since I've barely eaten and I'm kind of wishing I had some turkey and mashed potatoes. Oh well.
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Tarkus posted:I've been sick as gently caress for the last 3 days. I missed out on awesome dinners and I'm pretty hungry now since I've barely eaten and I'm kind of wishing I had some turkey and mashed potatoes. Oh well. Thoughts and prayers.
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Same stupid bitch poo poo, nobody listens to a loving thing I say.
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I got trapped and was forced to watch Christmas With The Kranks 
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When my children are old enough to understand, a handful of people are going to explain very clearly to all of them that they didn’t get to see their father for the first two years of their life because their mommy was beating on me in front of an audience. They may or may not want to let you continue living in their house. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Dec 26, 2022 |
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But it’s Christmas so it’s time for me to let you start loving me again. You loving pig.
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Nerf is not loving around with the new rifles. Young lad hit me HARD in the balls with a dart and Ol Righty is the size of an apricot now. Poor lil dude felt bad and I felt bad for screaming loving poo poo**** (australian slang for person) so loudly on Santas birthday.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But it’s Christmas so it’s time for me to let you start loving me again. You loving pig. Heh yeah 
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Want to chuck the spiral sliced ham out the window and replace it with a proper New England style boiled ham.
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Yeah it me git apologist posted:this is really good, I think you could have a pretty successful channel doing these kinda video essays Cheers! It’s pretty hard getting a channel off the ground as it turns out. The couple vids I’ve done that have done well were also, fantastically, demonetised. The doctor sure does take his share, don’t he?
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Everyone loved my gifts and I got some great things in return. Very blessed to have a loving family.
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Chinatown posted:Everyone loved my gifts and I got some great things in return. Very blessed to have a loving family. I'd report this for poo poo posting in the Holiday Whining thread, but half the mods are on break this week and I don't want to overwhelm the remaining few.
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