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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Holiday Whining Thread
 
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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 No more Santa at my mall. leftist sectarian publicists k-gang members got to him

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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 Santa wore a tie to his first day and got promoted to general manager of santawokes

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Poohs Packin posted:

Couple years ago I was drinking alone in a bar on Christmas eve in Cleveland, Ohio. It just sort of worked out that my folks were traveling for Christmas and I had to work so driving home wasn't really an option.

Some young manic pixie type was trying really hard to convince me that it was sad to be alone in a bar on Christmas and I was like "no, seriously, this actually rules and I'm very much into it" but she didn't believe me. FUCKIN CHICKS MANNNN.

She was tryna slam dog

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Poohs Packin posted:

Couple years ago I was drinking alone in a bar on Christmas eve in Cleveland, Ohio. It just sort of worked out that my folks were traveling for Christmas and I had to work so driving home wasn't really an option.

Some young manic pixie type was trying really hard to convince me that it was sad to be alone in a bar on Christmas and I was like "no, seriously, this actually rules and I'm very much into it" but she didn't believe me. FUCKIN CHICKS MANNNN.


:goonsay: no no this is great I love being alone. I love it so much

:blush: well do you think you would want a friend to spend tonight with

:goonsay: NAH I'm enjoying being alone

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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 I loving hate Christass music so loving much. gently caress Christmas and the boring poo poo i have to sit through a Christmas story AGAIN for the 7th year in a loving row.

I'm so loving tired of the lovely rear end Christmas movies and who the duck would want to do a good Christmas movie when you only watch this horse poo poo for a month or less and then it's back on the loving dvd rack or whatever the commie lib kids have nowadays.

gently caress Christmas and Fick everything about it. I'm tired of people wearing Christmas poo poo to work and dressing as elves to the point where I may just go full Elon musk and ban Christmas celebration from work. I'll just blame a lawsuit or someone complaining about bias and ban it all.

My wife's parents love the loving movies and poo poo there was a year I watched for 5 mins then literally wandered to a grocery store to get a Yerba mate and smoke my weed pen. After an hour and 10 I came back and no one noticed so I'm gonna do that again this year. I cannot understand how you can be 28 yes old and still glue yourself to the TV screen because mommy and daddy said so. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress RUCK CHRISTNAS

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