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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I didn’t get my wife anything for Christmas and I don’t think she got me anything, and that’s fine because materialism is dumb and it’s more fun and better to just go out and spend time together doing something and I’d take that over some gift cards or whatever any day

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

olives black posted:

was feeling bad about being single and then went out yesterday and maybe 1 out of every 300 people had any kind of a mask on during a pandemic that continues to maim and kill thousands so I'm good :)

:goonsay:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol No I'm laughing at your excuse of being single is that no one is wearing masks, you goony rear end weirdo lmao

Have you considered maybe you're just unfuckable and unlikable, because your posting sure seems to suggest that

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol This dude stalked my post history because he can't take it that 99.9% of people are dating and loving at rates higher than ever in the past three years and he's got dry dick

Maybe for the holidays you should consider gifting yourself a gym membership or Tinder Premium or something. Hint: It's not your wearing of a mask that is causing women to not jump on your cock

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol God you are one pathetic loser

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Some people made covid their entire identity, whereas most normal people just get their boosters and have normal, healthy relationships and sex lives. Maybe you'd get some Christmas sloppy toppy like the rest of us if you didn't go around the Kroger in a hazmat suit.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

kntfkr posted:

There's a japanese series of adult videos called "glory quest" where girls lick urinals and toilets and stuff. No masks. smdh

Big Tits Loving Grandfather Erotic Mischief (ボイン大好き亀市爺さんのHなイタズラ 壱)

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

kntfkr posted:

sometimes i get through the day by telling myself that i can still be one of those 70 year olds in grandpa porn and that it's not too late.

I lived in Japan for years and years and knew a guy who ran a fairly popular JAV site, he even tried to get me to write for some JAV blog for $50 a pop. He told me straight up, if you aren't horrible looking and want to do porn, let him know, because he had all the contacts for everyone and they are at a huge personnel gap.

The only requirements were either that you have to be able to stay hard for an hour+ (or you can take Viagra without medical problems) and you have to be able to cum on command basically. At that point I was already engaged but I definitely wonder what my life would have turned out like if I had pursued that.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

kntfkr posted:

when i lived in japan i always heard rumors that were only like 100 male stars in the country and that the yakuza ran everything. my roommate said a lot of things though

i was in Akita. where were you?

Tokyo for 5+ years. I lived right next to a Yakuza HQ that the dude from Need For Speed Morohoshi ran a "boutique" out of. They constantly had these pimped out lambos in front of the place a few days a week when it was open as a sort of gathering hub for the mega-wealthy. Every Saturday night at like 10PM a procession of identical black vans would pull up in front of the building and a bunch of Yakuza-lookin stereotype dudes would get out and go into the building until like 3AM. I went into the boutique one day when it was open and talked with a few of them. Very nice guys and they spoke English well (except Morohoshi) probably because they all went to university in the States. Anyways, that's separate from the JAV site guy, that was some other person but I think the porn industry is still yakuza-run.

I mentioned I lived in Italy for a year in college and spoke Italian and they thought that was super impressive and cool since they were Italian supercar freaks.



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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Tim Whatley posted:

The holiday dinner table has apparently time traveled back to 1997 because it's now on the topic of how confusing it is to order a cup of coffee at Starbucks and if you ask the clerk for a cup of black coffee they have no idea what you're talking about and how the guy behind the counter has scary neck tattoos and will never go far in life

Have you considered just not talking to or meeting with these people anymore

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